Everybody's "favorite" bra buster, Lara Croft, is raiding her way to the Nintendo Wii, according to NGCFrance. Very little information on the Wii version of Tomb Raider 10th Anniversary Edition is currently available, and what there is of it exists in French. Fortunately, tipster BlindsideDork gave us a rough translation for your reading pleasure:
The success of Wii makes it possible to attract more and more developers which had not inevitably decided to leave the titles on Wii at least not immediately.
Eidos announces the exit for this year of Tomb Raider 10th Anniversary Edition on Wii.
For those which unload of Uranus, Tomb Raider 10th Anniversary Edition is the remake of very first Tomb Raider left in 1996 with the use of the engine 3d of Tomb Raider Legends.
I want to unload of Uranus.
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12:48 PM on 05.14.2007
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At least Lara is pretty hot. I'm sure I could put that waggle to good use.
The game is on PC so a 360 port would be pretty simple and Legend did well on 360 last year. This would be the perfect game right about now seeing as nothing much worthwhile is coming out for 360 over the next couple months.
They'll undoubtedly pull their heads out of their asses and release a 360 port alongside the slew of AAA titles that start pouring out in August, when it will go ignored.
And, who is this Jim Sterling chap I keep hearing about?
Doesnt matter.
It's cause you can't be "hardcore" and like the Wii, or so people have convinced themselves. There are a lot of people, myself included that still play the Wii on a regular basis and enjoy it.
Oh, and the Wii isn't HD or play movies or have an HDD. You know, cause all of those things make games better.
Also, cocks.
Here are some things that are easy:
1. Laughing at people who hurt themselves
2. dick jokes
3. ragging on the wii's obvious shortcomings
don't be "that" guy. I have no problems with new, fresh, or exciting reasons to hate the wii, or new, fresh and exciting dick jokes for that matter (see Niero, n. constant variations on...) but seriously guys "OMG wii sucks" is getting more stale than martha stewart's vagina. and that's some stale vagina. see guys, vagina jokes = funny. dick jokes = so ten seconds ago
Anyway, I was going to pick this up on PS2, now I'll likely grab it for Wii instead. I'm pleased to have the option. Although I hope they fix the graphics a bit, the cube version last gen didn't look nearly as nice as the PS2 for some reason. Much darker and muddy looking. The PS2 version looked fantastic. Also, I hope there isn't a 9 month delay this time. If you're going to port, at least try to get them released within a month or so of each other.
Where did I say "omg Wii sucks"? I distinctly recall saying I did NOT hate the Wii, but was disappointed that it wasn't fulfilling its potential. If you're going to have a crack at me for something, at least be accurate about it. Similarly, if you're going to call vagina jokes funny, it would be more prudent to actually tell a funny vagina joke, hm?
View must be high up on that horse, huh?
the only thing I even half-meant was tired sex cliches in your writing, and honestly I just wish I had your job.
now on how many sites does a troll apologize?
dtoid ftw
I liked my "jizz joke" though, and would refer to it as a much classier "semen metaphor". By God, I'll defend my right to talk about jizz to the grave. :)
legend reminded me of prince of persia with boobs,and no rewind to save me from half assed jumps
And do you come from the UK?
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finally here is
Mxyzptlk: I know it was a ludicrous translation, that line, which is I referenced it at the end. I could definitely have gotten a better translation, but c'mon. "unload of Uranus". It's like a French version of Engrish. :)
Shouldn't that be "Le Engrish?" Anyway, I approve. That was just applying my kindergarten-level French reading comprehension for the benefit of those who had no clue what was going on. And Unload of Uranus sounds like a Greek Mythology-based gay porno. Which is a concept both horrifying and awesome at the same time.
Memories of French class coming back, bypassing memories of French teacher's breasts... I believe the term we're looking for is "Angrais" for the French version of Engrish. Now I just hope I get more French translations to apply this SEWPER KEWL term all of the time.