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Hey, remember La-Mulana? It's that revamped indie PC action adventure title inspired by Castlevania, Indiana Jones, Mickey Mouse, The Terminator, and classic MSX games of old, originally scheduled to hit WiiWare in late 2010. Well, the game finally made it to WiiWare in Japan, but according to the game's official blog, we haven't seen the game out of its native country yet because of the "Unterhaltungssoftware Selbstkontrolle". That's the games ratings board of Germany, affectionately know as the "USK". U-S-K you say? More like S-U-C-K.... S.

Right. Moving on.

Nigoro (the game's developer) submitted the game for review to the ESRB, OFLC, and the USK about two months ago. OFLC and the ESRB have the game rated and ready to go, but the USK still hasn't finished their job yet. Nigoro says their waiting on the USK's rating before the release the localized build of the game, so they can put it out in Europe and the U.S. at about the same time.

If you're reading this Nigoro, you've got to stop the madness. Get La-Mulana out in the U.S. as soon as possible, as the Wii is currently in the midst of its worst drought ever. Wii owners are desperate to play anything right now, as they wait for Kirby Returns to Dreamland, Bit.Trip Complete, Rhythm Heaven Wii, and Skyward Sword to be released later in the year. If there was ever a time that a great-but-unassuming title like La-Mulana could steal the spotlight, it's now.

Doesn’t make any progress!! [La-Mulana offical blog]








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Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 22:36
Epic-Kx
Kirby Wii is called Kirby Returns to Dreamland?

THIS IS NEWS.
ComradeLuigi's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 22:42
ComradeLuigi
what rock have you been under?
Epic-Kx's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 22:45
Epic-Kx
@Comrade
Planet Rock. Pop lockin with Afrika Bambaata lookin for the perfect beat.

Bad jokes aside, that was probably mentioned when I was away from interwebs
gatorsax2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 22:51
gatorsax2010
According to the comments on that article, the USK rated it last year.

THE PLOT THICKENS
GagaPerez's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 22:51
GagaPerez
Right on. How did every company decide not to have a big release for the Wii for all of these months? What puzzles me even more is that no one is having a marketing push for older titles (for example red steel 2, no more heroes, etc.
CaptainHowdy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 23:08
CaptainHowdy
Kunchonthingds ogrefigursfewsfkshulgin.writing in german is pretty easy lol.
Alehkhs's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 23:16
Alehkhs
Gah... I wish this was a remake for PC, rather than being wasted on the Wii.
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 23:23
GoofierBrute
Damnit German, you ruined it for everybody again! Oh well, at least your beer's pretty good.
Yataghan's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/28/2011 23:56
Yataghan
Wait... doesn't the "keyblade" have a swastika shape?
Do they have exceptions for that kind of swastika?
PhilK3nS3bb3n's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 00:31
PhilK3nS3bb3n
Can the 3ds have it too?
CaptainHowdy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 00:39
CaptainHowdy
@Yataghan

All Nazi shapes are illegal in Germany. They don't another Hitler to be born there again. They want to erase that past.

But you can never erase the past.
nukem4ever12345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 00:47
nukem4ever12345
@philK3ns3bb3n i agree the past is like a scar it never goes away. also if they dont want another hitler how come they fell for it the first time
nukem4ever12345's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 00:50
nukem4ever12345
err i ment captain howdy sorry just noticed mistake
DarkTetsuya's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 01:13
DarkTetsuya
actually it's a 'manji' but I'm pretty sure they removed it all the same in the update.
Kaggen's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 01:45
Kaggen
Nooooo! I read this in the newsletter they sent out! I feel like calling them, like you said , it's prime time for them to get the thing out, It's not like we have something else to play on our wii's :P
StickfighterTV's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 01:55
StickfighterTV
Wii owners desperate for anything? As software sales indicate, most Wii owners have a lot of catching up to do
badoli's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 02:46
badoli
Well, at least nobody in germany is up in arms the moment you see some titties on screen... :D
Felix Kyo Grnewald's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 05:31
Felix Kyo Grnewald
Yes, I as a German feel terrible for you. Just because we have a rating board that seriously plays the game it's supposed to rate and not just watch videos like the ESRB. So sorry :p
Jhonny Thizzlam's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 06:16
Jhonny Thizzlam
what happenz to zee tweetz button!
Excel-2011's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 06:53
Excel-2011
I bet it has to do with the shape of the Keyblade. If I ever got held up for something so minor, I would just not release it there at all until they fixed their messed-up classification process. I would not want to insult an entire audiences with that kind of wait for something so trivial.
Jonathan Holmes's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 07:32
Jonathan Holmes
@ Excel-2011- Oh yeah, I'm not saying that they should release it in Germany now. I'm saying they should put it out in the US if the ESRB is done with it. No use in getting the game an M rating in Germany.

@ Felix- No need to apologize! I still love the Germans.
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 08:20
KingSigy
I'm not sure if I would bite at this game, but the Wii drought is definitely some BS. Getting La-Mulana out there for the hungry Wii gamers would be a blessing in disguise.
bschneider's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 11:24
bschneider
@nukem4ever12345: Believe me, there were reasons, they fell for it, it didn't come out of nowhere.

Regarding the USK, I don't think that so many people like it. Well, Felix here may be an exception :P
But I had multiple problems with the USK, some ratings are bullshit. The swastika thing however is more of a political problem, so I guess the USK isn't to blame in this case.
CaptainHowdy's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 13:28
CaptainHowdy
@nukem4ever12345

They fell for it because they believed his lies and propaganda. They see that now and don't want another mistake.
bschneider's Avatar - Comment posted on 07/29/2011 20:58
bschneider
@CaptainHowdy: It was definitely more behind this than just believing his lies and propaganda. The part about regretting it is true though.
albartbos's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/13/2011 10:11
albartbos
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