7:16 AM on 04.01.2006
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Kuri
From the moment you meet her, Trish-Trash is acting like a total bitch. The relationship begins with this hoe throwing a motorcycle at you and then electrocuting you. The both of you head for that demonic castle and "Hyaah!" she jumps out of sight. Them must be some nice legs to have wrapped around you. I wonder what else she could do.
So here you are collecting disgusting-looking little orbs, getting sliced up by thousand-year-old puppets and being chased by creepy shadow-dogs. The whore is nowhere to be seen. You continue your trek through the dungeons all the while getting struck by lightning, having a sword pass through your body, and going up against gigantic devils the sort none have ever seen. After days of frustration, a million continues, and two or three broken gamepads you finally manage to kill that Mundus dick and save the slutty, skin-tight leather wearing, dominatrix wannabe, Trish. Guess what, she starts talking some shit! What the fuck!? Bend over bitch! Hey Capcom and others, if you're gonna make real hard games and wer're saving porn-stars like Trish, give us a fitting ending! Come readers, submit your personal favorite "Bitches Not Worth Saving!"
Game: Devil May Cry
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