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Krystal no longer in Brawl? The Internet weeps horny tears photo

Recently we brought you news that Krystal -- the She-Ra to Fox McCloud's He-Man -- had been revealed as a character in the upcoming Super Smash Bros. Brawl via a combination of cunning, stealth and being able to read web pages. It seems that Alesia Glidewell's online resumé contained an entry detailing her work as the voice of the anthropoid sex object in the upcoming fighter.

But like Cringer, the web is prone to changing shape without notice. As of this morning we received a tip stating the entry had been removed from Ms. Glidewell's page, and upon surfing over you can clearly see a blank space where the notation once was.

We're inclined to believe this is a move intended to prevent further revelations from spilling out before Nintendo is ready to open their bag o' updates, but there is always the chance that this signals the removal of le fille renard from Brawl. Until we know more, we're going to sit here with our eyes closed, holding our fingers in our ears and trying damn hard to pretend you all aren't masturbating to fox-themed femslash fiction.

You all disgust me. 








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ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:11
ShadowXOR
That would mean they removed Knuckle Joe and Zero Suit Samus as well, which obviously is not going to happen.
DrNutt's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:12
DrNutt
In France, she would be hunted as le renard, with only her cunning to protect her.

Wait, was that redundant?
Sindicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:15
Sindicate
curse you internetz!

I'll make you pay for this..just you wait.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:17
BahamutZero
so.... there is a god after all?
bohb's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:17
bohb
The previous pic having to do with this article was just wrong. I don't even know if that was a dude, or a non-dude.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:18
Aerox
I like that she worked in "Portals"
kobiyashi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:20
kobiyashi
I dare not hope this means Krystal is out, since indeed, the same reasoning would mean her other voices are gone too. But, dammmit, I hope that weak, annoying character from a poorly adapted game unrelated to Star Fox (similar in method to the US' Mario Bros 2, but greatly inferior in practice) is out. Or at least no more than an assist. Hate that stupid game.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:22
king3vbo
Thank you Jebus?
B-Radicate's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:22
B-Radicate
She'll still be in it. They prolly just took it down because we found out too easily. Although, instead, they should just go ahead and confirm her. Oh well.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:29
Holyetheline
I'm not sure how to feel about this news...
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:36
Arugala9
Fuck you Rockvillian. Also, Nintendo probaby made her take it down. Krystal is most likely still in, unfortunately.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:38
Snaileb
No! You disgust me!

Rockvillian is still the king of internet meme's.
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:44
CaffeinePowered
Nintedo probably got wind of it and made her take it down like Arugala said.

Odds are she's still it
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:47
aborto thefetus
If anything this proves that Krystal's in it. Why else would Nintendo be so frantic to take it down?

I hope she's not though, it would be.....creepy.
aborto thefetus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:49
aborto thefetus
Damn you Rockvillain! that's gonna give me fucking nightmares.
Zanch's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 11:55
Zanch
@ ShadowXOR

Knuckle Joe is an assist character, not an actual fighter.
F Whipple's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:22
F Whipple
If there is a God Krystal will be an assist trophy.
ShadowXOR's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:26
ShadowXOR
Zanch: I never claimed otherwise. I'm not sure what your point is?
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:35
Rockvillian
@Whipple

Her assist is appearing on screen like my gif (sorry about that everyone. sadistic is my costume today.)

She doesn't have to do any damage, the damage is done when everyone drops their controllers to frantically tear off their own genitals.
Darren Nakamura's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:55
Darren Nakamura
Eh, she'll still be in it, Nintendo just doesn't like letting things like this out.
ZekeThePlumber's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 12:58
ZekeThePlumber
I wouldn't jump the gun and say she was a fighter. Hell, Slippy and Peppy were voiced in Melee yet had no combat related roles. I'm hoping she'll just get a passing role in the sub-space emissary just like Palutena.
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 13:12
IceMax
i agree with zeke. just cuz she did vice acting for the game does not mean krystal is going to be a character. also, why would she be a playable character? the only reason people know who she is is because she is a female furry
Knivy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 13:30
Knivy
@Rockvillian
You win the zombiefied haloz.

@Icemax
The only reason i know who she is thanks to the news about her being in brawl, I never played starfox on the GC.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 14:41
Sharpless
I have a crush on this Alesia person, now that I know that she played the main character in Portal. I would like to be her weighted companion cube.
jdub28's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 14:52
jdub28
as much as im not into foxes, her staff could make her a pretty good character.

but honestly with all the updates we have so far i can care less what else they do to the game

IT IS PERFECT

(except maybe megaman)
CreamyGoodness7's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 15:15
CreamyGoodness7
Grr... I don't want Krystal if the furry quotient must be filled put in Amaterasu dammit! (Never gonna' happen)
Bob Muir's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 16:19
Bob Muir
And somewhere, Neonie is weeping...
freeman1's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 16:32
freeman1
Well they removed the part about Knuckle Joe and Zero Suit Samus too, and they're obviously in the game.
IceMax's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/31/2007 22:19
IceMax
What is this talk of knucle joe and zero suit samus being taken down from the site? im looking at it now, and there both there. its ok, you can take those tin foil hats off now.

@Im OK
the difference between fox and kyrstal is that krystal doesn't have a penis
emotaku's Avatar - Comment posted on 11/04/2007 12:20
emotaku
@IceMax

wrong.
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