First, some LovePlus defense. Look, it's fun. And you don't have to be ronery to enjoy Konami's girlfriend sim. Aside from the whole being real thing, these virtual girls are a good time. They aim only to please, and are a really cheap date.
All of that said, I'm sure that these new 2012 life-sized LovePlus calendars are aimed at the gamer that does not have a real female companion. I'm not judging or anything. Just saying. These 70-inch tall polyester scrolls are available with any of the three virtual girls' artwork, and also have a little tiny 12-month calendar crammed at the bottom. Konami Style has them listed at 8,400 yen, which comes out to about $108. They will be released in Japan at the end of this month.