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Kojima, Suda amazed by DSi virtual girlfriend Love Plus photo

If you haven't seen Konami's virtual girlfriend Love Plus and its effect on lonely men, then you're really missing something. It's...amazing. Grown men are kissing DSi screens. I could go on about it, but you'd probably be more interested to hear the thoughts of prominent game makers Suda Goichi and Hideo Kojima.

Apparently Konami employes are sneaking around to play the game. Kojima talks about one co-worker in particular that has seemed more upbeat since the game came out: "I'm not gonna give his name, but there's one guy who hasn't had a girlfriend for decades and talking about his virtual friend makes him so incredibly happy." 

He tells Famitsu that Konami employees don't usually go around playing their own games. Love Plus is different. "You see people sneaking in time with it in the bathrooms and so on; I guess they don't want to get caught playing it at their desks."

Even funnier is what his buddy, Suda, told him he saw at a local theater:

"I was talking with Goichi Suda earlier, and told me about this guy he saw who went to a movie theater by himself but bought two tickets. Suda was curious, so he went in with him and saw him take his DS out of his backpack, open up the case and place it in the seat next to him. He had his 'girlfriend' on the screen!"

[via Go Nintendo]


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Krow's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:22
Krow
I once did the same thing with a sock puppet named Janet and a bottle of Grey Goose. I ended up with a bloody cock and a liver condition.
The-Excel's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:24
The-Excel
Uhhhh
Arianol's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:26
Arianol
LOL that last bit about the guy in the movie theatre... classic.
lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:26
lolipantsu
Picked this one up on impulse since I was absolutely disgusted with the trap in iDOLM@STER DS and I have to say the game is pretty interesting but I can't see the need to go back to it every free minute. Oh and kobayakawa rinko ftw!
The Trout's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:27
The Trout
*burns society to the ground*
Diaport's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:28
Diaport
How sad.
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:30
Shin Oni
I love those Japanese...they take it oh so serious.
Scroll's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:30
Scroll
Oh dear.
Loogibot's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:32
Loogibot
I... uh... er... what? See, I read Kojima on the title, and I expected his regular shenanigans. But, upon further inspection, this is just... Well, as long as they aren't hurting anyone else, right?
RenagadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:33
RenagadePanda
I must now import this. And eventually idolm@ster too. And Taiko no Tatsujin. And the first Ouendan. And...a ton of other games. I need money.
fadecy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:36
fadecy
I'm not surprised. According to Sankaku Complex the top thing Japanese women look for in men is a high salary.

This is what you get when a lot of Japanese women are so shallow.
GeneOB's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:37
GeneOB
...

Wow, um... I actually have nothing witty to say. It's just one continual facepalm.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:38
KrazyKraut
jim became wet too.
Naim Master's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:39
Naim Master
Fuck yes! Moar cute Japanese girls for us!

@fadecy
That's pretty awesome to me, they at least are honest!
Shin Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:39
Shin Oni
@Fadecy

that's people in general. but yea I know what you mean on that bit. Can't blame them for finding other outlets of pleasure.
LB Jeffries's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:41
LB Jeffries
Uh...if it makes you happy, it can't be that bad?
MkShiranui's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:41
MkShiranui
I thought of five different things to say, but they all had sexual connotations.

Anyway, this isn't what I'll be using my DS for. Just a personal choice.
DGX Goggles's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:42
DGX Goggles
Awesome. I love the Japanese.
super2j's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:46
super2j
Man that is sad. almost as bad as the guy dating 10 yr old anime girl... and he takes a pillow case with her immage around with him. Anyway, i predicted this before i knew of these kinds of things are happening in japan. but that country will invent 3d robots or holograms of anime girls that will take japan by storm. Seeing how they date 2d things, that upgrade should reduce their dwindling birth rates even more... allowing the rest of the world a chance with some real japanese beauties.
lolipantsu's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:53
lolipantsu
@ super2j

Japanese beauties who are interested in dudes who bring home large paychecks!
Avalon51's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:56
Avalon51
Hang in there, Japan...
Banana Kid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 12:59
Banana Kid
Reading this has made me determined to never become that pathetic.
Generic Purple Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:01
Generic Purple Turtle
No matter how lonley someone gets surely if you have one functioning hand you don't need to buy a game...
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:11
Dexter345
...

...

Hahahahahahahahahahahah...
Dale North's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:12
Dale North
Avalon51 - hahah, exactly
Keres's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:14
Keres
I remember quotes from Japanese gamers who said things like "she's better than a real girlfriend in every way" and "it's easier this way"...kind of sad.
Palidi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:19
Palidi
CONFIRMED - Zone Of The Enders 3 will have dating sim elements.
Electrium's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:22
Electrium
This is the future of population control. o_o
20 Sided Death's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:25
20 Sided Death
@Generic Purple Turtle

In these examples I don't think it has anything to do with the sex aspect of a relationship. It has to do with companionship and not feeling alone. I do feel bad for people if this is the only way they get that companionship. Maybe this will somehow help them open up to other people. If these people aren't delusional they will eventually tire of a lifestyle where human companionship is rare and will seek out living breathing specimens.

I do not judge these people...but I definitely wouldn't bother with this. >_<
Ignominus's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:26
Ignominus
@LB Jeffries: But if it makes me happy, why the hell am I so sad? Could be that I have to buy so many screen protector sleeves when using my...errrr...stylus. >_>
The Silent Protagonist's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:31
The Silent Protagonist
As horrified as I probably should be, I'm intrigued.

Let's get someone to localize it and bring it over.
mix's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:36
mix
........2 movies tickets.........

*raises hand to face*
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:41
Kraid
Wow.......Japan is amazing in very disturbing ways sometimes.
YONKE's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 13:47
YONKE
thats crazy........
KoKoO Psy's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:01
KoKoO Psy
Suda is of a different world.
TewDee's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:13
TewDee
Wow. No words can encompass how sad this is, and how hilarious it is to hear it from Kojima and Suda.
Gilgamesh1317's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:13
Gilgamesh1317
This is somehow both hilarious and depressing.
Insanity-Oo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:25
Insanity-Oo
I wonder: Since everyone technically has the same girl, isn't she like the biggest virtual whore in japan?
Killrig's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:30
Killrig
I can't help but feel bad for them. Poor bastards.
edwardwcross's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:36
edwardwcross
That is how you know men in Japan have a problem. Every story I read keeps showing me that the males in that country have a deep fear of social interaction. Maybe its just the gamers. Maybe the females are the same way. I dunno. But if dudes are kissing screens and taking portables to the movies ON A DATE something is REALLY REALLY wrong. That kinda crap went on in the states and people would be flipping their shit.
SoraX911's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 14:36
SoraX911
Just. Wow. Really... XD i'am not sure if its really simple to belive but wow.
Dan CiTi's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 15:09
Dan CiTi
They need to bring this out here.
Vedicardi2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 15:22
Vedicardi2
I see the appeal
Pic0o's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 15:30
Pic0o
Is there some DS addon where you insert your penix?

Add some FB status update action over WiFi and you have an international hit. :p You cannot date without some FB drama in the mix. :D

This comes from a married guy, so I heartily laugh @ emulated dating. Certainly Sumourous.
mrsatan's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 15:45
mrsatan
Sad and creepy at the same time.
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 15:51
Gorelord
@ mrsatan
sad and creepy huh... i think i fit the target demographic for this game!
the GAMEGOBLIN's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 16:37
the GAMEGOBLIN
@Pic0o



Trust me, Japan's on it.
matrixdude171's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 17:21
matrixdude171
Lol, something tells me that there's something wrong with the Japanese culture for women if the men are fleeing from them like migrating birds. Maybe because all those women won't settle for any man who makes under $75000!!
Jack Leng's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/29/2009 17:27
Jack Leng
here's hoping for an english translation...:)
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