One of the first things I thought when the 3DS was announced and I saw that Koei Tecmo was supporting it was, "there's no way these guys won't put a massive-boobed Dead or Alive on the thing." Turns out I was right, as a new Dead or Alive, doubtless packed full of giant 3D breasts, is part of the company's lineup.
Like most of the 3DS publishers so far, KT's lineup is constructed from established franchises as opposed to anything new. Speaking of a fan of the publisher's games, this is great news for me. Not so great news for the rest of you who hate Dynasty Warriors, but screw you guys. Here's the full lineup (all working titles):
- Dynasty Warriors
- Samurai Warriors 3D
- Ninja Gaiden
- Dead or Alive 3D
I am sold on all four of those. How about you? Do any of those pop out at you, or does the lineup leave you feeling flat?
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7:30 PM on 06.22.2010
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Urgh... I need a bath after typing that stinker...
Ah well. Fuck the ninjas anyway, everyone stopped giving a shit about them after #2. Helena/Christie/Kokoro is rightly where the plot is now, be disappointing if any of them aren't included in this game.
Also super-excited for finally getting some portable Warriors action, since I don't have a PSP but I will be buying a 3DS. Those two games, DOA and the Resident Evil game have me sold on the system already.
Ninja Gaiden? I haven't seen one of those on a Nintendo platform in a while...
I'm ready to have my ass handed to me... IN 3D
Ninja Gaiden Dragon Sword was on DS and it wasn't too bad.
Ninja Gaiden? I haven't seen one of those on a Nintendo platform in a while...
Ninja Gaiden? I haven't seen one of those on a Nintendo platform in a while...
You are right my friend, but I meant a home console...
Also sorry 4 triple post don't know whats going on with my internet.
Now to complete the collection i'd need a Sega Saturn and it's version of DoA.......
...but the 3DS isn't a home console.
But do you really? Imagine the inconvenience. I'm glad I don't have a 13 inch penis, because tucking that sucker away would be a fucking chore. And trying to hide an accidental boner would be either painful or impossible.
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...Why aren't there 100 comments or something? Come on, guys, you're trying to uphold a stereotype here...
It's going to have every franchise ever on it, save the exclusives.... Nintendo is about to lay out the hardest bitch slap to the competition I think they ever have.
Yeah I know. It was just a thought.
And NG and DoA, too. You know, I wouldn't mind a "normal sized" girl or even kind of smallish one in DoA, give the game some...balance, right?
@OriginalGman
Everyone wishes they had bigger boobs, even if they are ready have big ones. It's weird.
Though I'd rather see the next DOA on consoles.
I'll go a step further and claim that I'm reserving further anticipation of Team Ninja games until they can prove their abilities sans Itagaki. They've lost my trust with Sigma 2.
They should just make a Warriors Orochi to make everything convenient. OR A STRIKEFORCE, fuck yeah. That would totally take advantage of the new online capabilities!