How do you cure Japanese underpopulation? Have loads of sex! How do you make sure people are having sex? If you're Koei Tecmo, you pay your employees thousands of dollars to do it! That's right, the merged company responsible for the Dynasty Warriors and Dead or Alive franchises know all about churning out recycled products, so it's only fitting that they want people to flood the country with endless "sequels" of themselves.
Koei Tecmo employees will get $1,000 for their first child, $2,000 for their second child and a whole $20,000 if their loose and flapping vaginas can squirt out a third. This is actually insane, and if anybody serious considers procreating for $1,000, I would have to question their ability to become an efficient parent. Besides which, isn't this kind of like child prostituion?
One only hopes that American companies follow KT's example, only in the opposite direction. During these times of recession, it would be great if Walmart could pay its mostly braindead and poor workforce not to f*ck.
[Via Kotaku]
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Sex isn't as rampant as a lot of people think. It's more of like 1950's daddy has a porno. We think dudes got porn so the rest of the 1950's society must be sex crazed.
The problem is it's the opposite, those who have these porn mags often wank to a sex doll.
They are surround by sexuality but repress it in every shape and form (through censorship and tradition), so now their population is dropping off, they will be in a state of serious crisis soon.
However, if they just want half Japanese babies, tell me where to sign up. I'll go pimp myself out of the good of Japan. And because I'm so nice, I'll let the ladies keep the money to help raise the baby in exchange for not pursuing me for child support :p.
I think that the Japanese men need to be a little more strong in their pursuit of making babies. Everyone's too concerned with their jobs and doign well for the company.
And now for the typical male comment:
Any bonus if we impregnate more than one woman/manage to father more than three children? :3
Thing is, the japan government, bites its nose off despite its face. What they don't tell you about, is their strict non international adoption policies, which means you can't adopt a child of any other race or country, but their own (or something to that degree. On top of that, when they are potentially paying you to breed, that's more than likely with other japanese citizens, something that's less likely to happen. They'd never tell you that though, eh Koei Tecmo?
Perhaps if japan had a better system, on adoption and immigration, their birth rate might improve, because the way things are going, they'll die out in a few decades. Currently, its all about keeping their bloodlines pure, really. Yeah, japan, good luck with that.
Sperm banks might help, but single mothers in japan would also be frowned upon, I guess. Jeez, they can't win either way.
Don't come knocking for our supposedly inferior western sperm, when japan can no longer make any. Jim might help you though, cause he's a sucker that will do anything for a DW game. Lol.
This is not even so much about sex, represson or anything like that. After all, you can not find a place more booming in population than the Middle East, who's people are perhaps the most sexually repressed on the planet. It is about cost. The places where it costs the most to raise kids, like Japan, Italy, Germany, and most of Western Europe, are the places that have the lowest birthrates of in the world.
Suddenly, lots of babies!
It means less kids to sell future games to, and in turn feed the japanese games industry, and any other industries for that matter. And yes, that includes the crazy anime tentacle porn you love too. People need to think up and create this stuff, so one day it could all easily end, without anyone to make them.
Look at those currently making japan's biggest games. In 20 years, these people will be next to ancient. They will need new blood, to come in and learn the ropes to keep the japanese games torch burning. Without a higher birth rate, their side of the industry could slowly fizzle out, over time.