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Koei Tecmo paying people to f*ck in the name of repopulation photo

How do you cure Japanese underpopulation? Have loads of sex! How do you make sure people are having sex? If you're Koei Tecmo, you pay your employees thousands of dollars to do it! That's right, the merged company responsible for the Dynasty Warriors and Dead or Alive franchises know all about churning out recycled products, so it's only fitting that they want people to flood the country with endless "sequels" of themselves.

Koei Tecmo employees will get $1,000 for their first child, $2,000 for their second child and a whole $20,000 if their loose and flapping vaginas can squirt out a third. This is actually insane, and if anybody serious considers procreating for $1,000, I would have to question their ability to become an efficient parent. Besides which, isn't this kind of like child prostituion? 

One only hopes that American companies follow KT's example, only in the opposite direction. During these times of recession, it would be great if Walmart could pay its mostly braindead and poor workforce not to f*ck.

[Via Kotaku]


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bluemeep's Avatar
bluemeep at 06/10/2009 14:25
Chemical castration really should be part of Walmart's employment screening...
PappaDukes's Avatar
PappaDukes at 06/10/2009 14:27
I wasn't aware that there was underpopulation anywhere in Asia. I'm sure we can scrounge up some drifters or kids in need of good homes here in America over seas.
Nicojay2's Avatar
Nicojay2 at 06/10/2009 14:29
So, erm, once one has produced these little bundles of joy and got ones hands on the dirty money as a Koei Tecmo employee is one required to do anything else with the three (that's where the monies at) children?
Schmo0zle's Avatar
Schmo0zle at 06/10/2009 14:32
They can adopt me for 20 grand.
Zeta Crossfire's Avatar
Zeta Crossfire at 06/10/2009 14:34
Time to move to japan...
Usedtabe's Avatar
Usedtabe at 06/10/2009 14:35
I love Dynasty Warriors.
falinter's Avatar
falinter at 06/10/2009 14:41
WHAT
hpv's Avatar
hpv at 06/10/2009 14:41
This story isn't very interesting, but it did get me thinking. How come we haven't seen Dynasty Warriors with over-the-top boob physics yet? Hell, I might even play such a game just for the spectacle!
ZombiePlatypus's Avatar
ZombiePlatypus at 06/10/2009 14:49
I'll mate with their women for cash. I'd even give 'em a discount, I'm so generous.
Creamsnake's Avatar
Creamsnake at 06/10/2009 14:50
You compared this to child prostitution...
Jaxyl's Avatar
Jaxyl at 06/10/2009 14:51
I love the Japanese so much...every time I read about them, they're doing something crazy.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar
Vanilla Gorilla at 06/10/2009 14:58
Japan could also, like, you know... not require people to work massive work weeks. The reason the birth rate is in decline is because there is such pressure for them to work really, really, really hard, and when they do get free time, they're not in the mood because they're trying to physically and mentally recoup from all that work.
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Genius at 06/10/2009 15:01
Well their population is on negative growth, Ive heard a lot of companies are forcing people to spend more hours at home instead of working in hopes more procreation will take place.
Volomon's Avatar
Volomon at 06/10/2009 15:05
I don't think you guys realize the level of cultural influence Japan has on sex. As far as I'm aware two Japanese couples are the only ones known to have died while having sex because they were so deprived that by the time they had it they literally lost their minds.

Sex isn't as rampant as a lot of people think. It's more of like 1950's daddy has a porno. We think dudes got porn so the rest of the 1950's society must be sex crazed.

The problem is it's the opposite, those who have these porn mags often wank to a sex doll.

They are surround by sexuality but repress it in every shape and form (through censorship and tradition), so now their population is dropping off, they will be in a state of serious crisis soon.
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Psy-Phi at 06/10/2009 15:07
Japanese men need to get busy. I'd offer to go over there and help the ladies out but I doubt they want to muck up their gene pool with genes of non-Japanese decent.

However, if they just want half Japanese babies, tell me where to sign up. I'll go pimp myself out of the good of Japan. And because I'm so nice, I'll let the ladies keep the money to help raise the baby in exchange for not pursuing me for child support :p.

I think that the Japanese men need to be a little more strong in their pursuit of making babies. Everyone's too concerned with their jobs and doign well for the company.
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FatherChesz at 06/10/2009 15:08
Where do I sign up? Hell I'd do it if they'd cover the cost of the plane ticket to Japan! Though that'd probably be more than a grand...
CallMeRotten's Avatar
CallMeRotten at 06/10/2009 15:12
Japan ins underpopulated? where the hell did they all go?
Holyetheline's Avatar
Holyetheline at 06/10/2009 15:14
That money should cover the medical expenses those three little hell raisers muster up!
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Doomsday Forte at 06/10/2009 15:16
Aside from the typical "oh wow let me join in" comment I could make...it's remarkable that they're going to that lengths.

And now for the typical male comment:

Any bonus if we impregnate more than one woman/manage to father more than three children? :3
JLanphear's Avatar
JLanphear at 06/10/2009 15:33
This brings the lulz. I didn't realize that Japan's underpopulation was THIS bad, but I suppose if these are the lengths they need to go to. . .
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Cowboy TTop at 06/10/2009 15:34
Japan has an aging population, and a low birth rate. Pretty soon there will be no one left (to make any cool stuff we love), because the ladies want romance and prefer host clubs to get what they need, and the men are very unromantic and somewhat scared to learn new tricks to meet women half way (and probably resort to the love hotels, if not hentai dolls, who don't talk back, go figure). For all their creativity and ecomonic might, its a pretty sad situation.

Thing is, the japan government, bites its nose off despite its face. What they don't tell you about, is their strict non international adoption policies, which means you can't adopt a child of any other race or country, but their own (or something to that degree. On top of that, when they are potentially paying you to breed, that's more than likely with other japanese citizens, something that's less likely to happen. They'd never tell you that though, eh Koei Tecmo?

Perhaps if japan had a better system, on adoption and immigration, their birth rate might improve, because the way things are going, they'll die out in a few decades. Currently, its all about keeping their bloodlines pure, really. Yeah, japan, good luck with that.

Sperm banks might help, but single mothers in japan would also be frowned upon, I guess. Jeez, they can't win either way.

Don't come knocking for our supposedly inferior western sperm, when japan can no longer make any. Jim might help you though, cause he's a sucker that will do anything for a DW game. Lol.
Vanilla Gorilla's Avatar
Vanilla Gorilla at 06/10/2009 15:46
Hard to believe Japan would open their arms to "better" adoption and immigration... Japan is pretty fucking racist.
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NateT at 06/10/2009 15:55
They are just doing their part to make sure they have a market to sell to in the future. Prosperity actually requires people to make stuff and sell stuff to, you know, like those Wallmart people Jim gets so worked up about.

This is not even so much about sex, represson or anything like that. After all, you can not find a place more booming in population than the Middle East, who's people are perhaps the most sexually repressed on the planet. It is about cost. The places where it costs the most to raise kids, like Japan, Italy, Germany, and most of Western Europe, are the places that have the lowest birthrates of in the world.
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Ace Flibble at 06/10/2009 16:16
@ hpv: personally I'm begging 'em for a Dynasty Warriors: Xtreme Beach Volleyball. Think of all the different coloured speedos they could make for Zhange He!
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able_to_think at 06/10/2009 16:23
This story made my day.
Furyfire's Avatar
Furyfire at 06/10/2009 16:34
..Wow, time to move to Japan for awhile. :P
The Prodigal Son's Avatar
The Prodigal Son at 06/10/2009 16:37
Yeah. It's been a problem in the rural areas of Japan for a while now. Kids grow up and want to move to the city. Then, smaller towns die out because nobody is having children there. The cities are overcrowded and busy, so it's extremely difficult, both spatially and financially, to have children. All Asian overpopulation stereotypes aside, it's a serious problem -- with serious consequences. The fact that these companies are paying directly for children being born seems ridiculous by Western standards. Think about maternity/paternity leave in the States. It seems ridiculous to cultures that parents, especially mothers, return to work within days after labor.
Corak's Avatar
Corak at 06/10/2009 16:37
Amazing. The divining rod is pointing to Japan right now.
Toffy's Avatar
Toffy at 06/10/2009 16:58
sex for money... where have I heard this before?
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H4RDC0RP5 at 06/10/2009 17:08
i lol'd at the walmart line. brilliant.
Timstuff's Avatar
Timstuff at 06/10/2009 17:23
Perhaps Tecmo should throw in free costumes so that their female employees and their male employees can dress up like Dead or Alive girls.



Suddenly, lots of babies!
Timstuff's Avatar
Timstuff at 06/10/2009 17:24
err... I meant to say so their male employees can dress up their WIVES, lol.
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Zodiac Eclipse at 06/10/2009 17:33
My kid's only one year and a few months is it too late to cash in on his birth? Also, sorry Japan, but $1,000 isn't going to cover the cost of raising that kid so unless you're already preggers its not really worth it.
Exquisitor's Avatar
Exquisitor at 06/10/2009 18:19
Wait... why is Japan concerned about reduced population? At the rate humanity is reproducing, we'll be up to our eyeballs in waste in about 100 years. So Japan, I give you a huge thumbs up in your efforts to help the rest of the world. Now focus your efforts on marketing tentacle porn to India and China.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 06/10/2009 19:13
I like this. We need to see more news posts like this, on Japan beyond games, so everyone can see it has problems, just like anywhere else.
Cowboy TTop's Avatar
Cowboy TTop at 06/10/2009 19:26
Exquisitor, you fail to understand the bigger implications of a low birth rate. I'll elaborate for you.

It means less kids to sell future games to, and in turn feed the japanese games industry, and any other industries for that matter. And yes, that includes the crazy anime tentacle porn you love too. People need to think up and create this stuff, so one day it could all easily end, without anyone to make them.

Look at those currently making japan's biggest games. In 20 years, these people will be next to ancient. They will need new blood, to come in and learn the ropes to keep the japanese games torch burning. Without a higher birth rate, their side of the industry could slowly fizzle out, over time.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 06/10/2009 20:31
I can't imagine that this will actually convince somebody to have kids; rather, it's more of a bonus for people who were already planning.
NihonTiger90's Avatar
NihonTiger90 at 06/10/2009 20:47
I'm going to have 1,000 babies.
Bodb's Avatar
Bodb at 06/11/2009 02:18
Hey, maybe while they're at it they can convince their employees to stop making games and convert their workspaces into steel mills.
Matthew Blake's Avatar
Matthew Blake at 06/11/2009 08:11
What, Japanese ladies need romancing? Time for America to do what it does best!
Jetsetlemming's Avatar
Jetsetlemming at 06/11/2009 12:07
Having one child for $1000 isn't as interesting as having three for $23,000. Now that's a dilemma.
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