Oh Kirby, how the tables have turned, you soft pink prick! After years of eating other people, we finally get a chance to taste your squidgy pastel flesh! It's going to be like that movie, Alive, only slightly less funny.
These Kirby's Epic Yarn gummies are due to go on sale in Japan on January 19. Shaped like characters from the game, each one comes with its own collectible card. There are twenty cards to collect, and being the big fan of Kirby that I am, I've decided you must get them all for me.
Seriously. Why are you reading this and not booking a flight to Japan to get me stuff? Go!
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