There is no news on Kirby's Epic Yarn. I don't have a preview for you. I don't have an interview, or a review, or a trailer or screenshots. However, I haven't talked about Kirby's Epic Yarn since E3 and that pisses me off, so this blog post serves absolutely no purpose other than to mention Kirby's Epic Yarn.
What is it about Kirby's Epic Yarn that would compel an otherwise totally professional videogame journalist of videogames to squander his abundant credibility on a frivolous post? Well, let me count the ways:
Kirby is made of string
Kirby is made of mothersh*tting string
I think I've made my point. Kirby's Epic Yarn is meant to be out this fall, and I kind of can't wait. In the absence of news on the game, I've had to resort to just pulling a post out of thin air in order to remind you that Kirby is made of string.
What do you think? Do you think Kirby is made of string, and if so, is that awesome? Y/N
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