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Kim Kardashian and her 'celebrity' rear to appear in EA's FaceBreaker photo

GameDaily is reporting that Kim Kardashian, famous for being famous, will be making an appearance in Electronic Arts' over-the-top brawler, FaceBreaker. 

Kardashian will help introduce the game's "Photo Game Face" mode, which lets users put their faces on their in-game character using the Xbox LIVE Vision Camera, PlayStation Eye, or by uploading an image to EA's servers. The 27-year-old (insert Kardashian descriptor that does not involve her gigantic ass here) will also be a playable character in the game, along with Peter Moore, and other celebrities. Obviously, we're using the word "celebrities" here loosely. 

Props to EA for giving gamers the chance to punch Kardashian in the face repeatedly, which if they didn't want to sleep with her, it's likely that's exactly what they'd want to do. FaceBreaker will be available for the Wii, Xbox 360, and PlayStation 3 on September 5.

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Char Aznable's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:05
Char Aznable
I was annoyed until you reminded me that I could punch her in the face with this game, so good news.
mistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:11
mistic
woot I'd love to beat up that "pretty" face :p
EternalDeathSlayer's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:15
EternalDeathSlayer
I would love to hit her in the face.

Just not with my hand....
heretrix's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:20
heretrix
I'd rather sleep with her but since I can't, I guess beating the shit out of her will have to do.

Sigh. She IS hot though. Brainless and nauseatingly vain, but,

I'd hit it.
ReclusiveSpirit's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:20
ReclusiveSpirit
A wonder if there is an unlockable golden shower mode?
Mr Wilson's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:20
Mr Wilson
There is so many directions I could go with this.....
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:22
Haxan
Kim who?
Haxan's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:27
Haxan
Wait. I just looked her up. She's famous for being recorded mid-coitus with Snoop Dog's nephew? It really doesn't take much to get famous these days, does it?
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:30
Samit Sarkar
I'd hit it. In the face. With my fist. So thanks, EA!

@Haxan: The cult of celebrity confuses and astounds me.
-PL-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:36
-PL-
Eww. Keep your pop culture five-minute celebrities out of my video games.
parrothead's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:37
parrothead
Kourtney is so much hotter. I don't understand why people think Kim is hot
GuitarAtomik's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:42
GuitarAtomik
"Props to EA for giving gamers the chance to punch Kardashian in the face repeatedly, which if they didn't want to sleep with her, it's likely that's exactly what they'd want to do."

Can't I do both?



I keed. I keed.
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:49
RonBurgandy2010
Here's hoping for Christian Bale?
Emrah's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:52
Emrah
I tried the playstation eye model thingie on my own image, and the result, to my surprise, looked almost exactly like my brother! I was genuinely surprised.. Too bad there's no save feature in the demo, or at least I didn't see any.
MaximusPaynicus's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 09:58
MaximusPaynicus
Great, I can finally use her ass as a speed bag... because it's so large, you see... what I'm trying to say is that she has a rather robust backside...

She's a fucking centaur, okay?
pendelton21's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:00
pendelton21
Awesome. I've always wanted to make that whore even uglier.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:15
BenHaskett
I just googled her (hadn't heard of her before this)...

So, basicaly, a Paris Hilton carbon-copy, right?
RonBurgandy2010's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:17
RonBurgandy2010
@ MaximusPaynicus
Subtle.




Not saying it wasn't funny.
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:52
atastysammich
NihonTiger90's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 10:55
NihonTiger90
Will the PS3 version have Jack Tretton's face in the game? I'd like to beat the shit out of that man's goofy smile, too.
13thDragon's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:02
13thDragon
Please tell me she has a butt attack.

Also, I, too would hit it.
RAB's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:08
RAB
She is an attractive woman. Anyone who claims otherwise is only bitter.

But she's definately prettier in pictures than she is with a large black man over her shoulder fucking her brains out.

She really isn't pretty in that video.

Carbon copy of paris hiltons success? yes

Way hotter than paris hilton? yes
atastysammich's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:10
atastysammich
(I wasn't terribly fond of the angles they used, but what do I know about homemade porn?)
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:28
AgentMOO
Photo game butt feature?
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:29
AgentMOO
photo game butt feature?
Corak's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:29
Corak
Using her as a practice dummy would be great fun. She is attractive but there are plenty of hotter women out there. Another "celeb" that is famous for nothing, my favorite type to beat the crap out of.
MechaMonkey's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 11:52
MechaMonkey
What what in the butt
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 15:22
Agent Orange
It's like getting Backyard Wrestling just for the chance to kick ICP's ass. Though I don't know if I'd like to kick Kardashian's ass so much as... well, you know.
Too Much Coffee Man's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 16:10
Too Much Coffee Man
this game plays so badly imo. there's just no style or method.

it's just not fun, at all.

i just hope that the new team working on Fight Night Round 4 doesnt screw it up as bad as this game. FNR3 was awesome; & a lot of the EA Chicago devs actually went to work on the UFC 09 game after EA shut down the studio.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/06/2008 17:17
Sharpless
Yeah, she's in the demo of the game, along with Peter Moore. Kind of amusing. I think she's hot, but in an insufferable way.
drogaz1's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 00:25
drogaz1
@Too Much Coffee Man, tell me the secrets of time travel so I can play games before they're released like you.
Sharpless's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 01:47
Sharpless
@drogaz1
They released a demo. You can judge a boxing game pretty well from a demo.
mrplow8's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 02:46
mrplow8
I don't know what you guys are talking about. Kim Kardashian is easily the best character in this game so far.

And for anyone who wants to know, the reason Kim Kardashian is famous is because she looks like Kim Kardashian.
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 08/07/2008 17:58
fetusmilk
i hope theres a special punch move called the donkey punch. cause im gonna donkey punch kim kardashian all day long.
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