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Killzone 3 chocolate and army men make our day special photo

Guerrilla is a studio after my own fatty, dead-before-I'm-30 heart. My family is not an observer of Valentine's Day, but anybody who brings chocolate is welcome in our home. This Valentine's Day poster, complete with Killzone-stamped chocolate bars, will do the trick. 

In addition, we also received a bag of official Killzone army men. Those went to our Baltimore office and not the "Jim's House" office, so my jealousy is palpable. Video of Nick having too much fun with himself can be found below. I want army men too!

Yes, I am an entitled dickbag. 

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DreRox's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:27
DreRox
Why does that chocolate bar look so good :$
Cacophony's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:29
Cacophony
I too want Killzone 3 Army Men! There is no escape!
Camiwaits's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:29
Camiwaits
I wish i had a Killzone chocolate bar.


Or any chocolate at all.
KenAkuma's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:29
KenAkuma
"My family is not observer of Valentine's Day"

Your cool.
salamagogo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:31
salamagogo
Yay for not giving into consumerism and spending money on a certain day..that's all holidays have become anymore...a reason to get people to believe they have to spend money..
Oishidesu's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:33
Oishidesu
Jim, don't eat these Killzone chocolate bars!! It has the word "kill"!... Unless you only eat the "zone" part, in which case, go ahead.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:36
RenegadePanda
I imagine Helgan chocolate to be made with soot and ash, mixed with the bones of small children and coated in the blood of their enemies.
Henry_Swanson's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:37
Henry_Swanson
Dammit, I am so jealous
J03yyz's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:37
J03yyz
I can see how excited you are for this food judging from all the grammatical errors in your post - Enjoy, Jim!
Stop Spoilers's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:39
Stop Spoilers
@renegadePanda

That sounds delicious.
Faux Furry's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 11:40
Faux Furry
They should know that this can only end badly for them. One would think that Guerilla would want to create the impression that there isn't anything sweet about KillZone 3 (except maybe the graphics and/or gameplay). That chocolate bar might as well be a tombstone for their credibility.
Then again, if the chocolate is dark and bitter, they can possibly manage to salvage their dignity somewhat.
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 12:00
hpv
I want Helghast army men, too!
Scissors's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 12:17
Scissors
The thing about that chocolate is that it looks kool so you want to keep it instead, but then you'll just end up with rotting chocolate
Jesse7277's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 12:22
Jesse7277
After spending ample time with KZ3 I've decided it blows:)
chronicus_prime's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 12:48
chronicus_prime
Jim, being a rather large man, myself, I must ask:how hard is it not to eat that chocolate bar?
Rockefellow's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 13:12
Rockefellow
...Killzone army men?

I collect plastic miniature figures. I swear to God I will give whoever has those an entire week's pay for them.
PrinceHeir's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 14:53
PrinceHeir
fucking nice :D

i want that chocolate :P

btw is that the in-game music playing on the background? sooo awesome :P
Cogliostro's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 15:56
Cogliostro
Ha! That's great except Nick forgot to make the ISA guy moan for three minutes as he died.
Roryzilla's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 16:59
Roryzilla
WOW JUST GOES TO SHOW YOU JIM STERLING WILL SAY ANYTHING ABOUT A GAME JUST TO GET CHOCOLATE. GREAT JURNALIZM WHY DO I EVEN CARE?? (trollface.jpg)
Nick Chester's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 17:33
Nick Chester
@PrinceHeir:

It's (presumably) Killzone 3 music. I grabbed it from a recent episode of Qore, during a Killzone 3 menu.
Azzerare's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/14/2011 19:45
Azzerare
That chocolate bar looks freaking amazing.
macsmithuk's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/15/2011 04:29
macsmithuk
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brainderailment's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/18/2011 13:34
brainderailment
I fucking want those army men! I want them more than a Hig helmet!
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