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Killer Is Dead trailer ... well, there are boobs

9:00 AM on 04.30.2013 // Jim Sterling
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Originality!

Here is a new trailer for Killer Is Dead. If my intuition is correct, the underlying message of the video is that women have breasts. This startling revelation may representing a bold step forward for the field of human biology. I've forwarded these findings to New Scientist magazine.

Killer Is Dead features Gigolo Missions in which you must seduce women. Why? Because Suda51 is involved with this game, is why. 

Trailers with sexy women in them are no less cliche than game boxes featuring generic gruff soldiers with guns. It's just not very original. Lacking originality is quite a feat for a game that's showing us nurses riding giant floating syringes and suited men with giant robot arms running on the Moon. 

Show us more of that stuff, Grasshopper. We can get boobs anywhere. We can only get magic carpet syringes from you. 


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destructoid's previous coverage:
Killer Is Dead


  May 02

Check out Killer is Dead's PC specs

I finally found a header after sifting through a thousand Jessica Nigri photos


  Aug 27

Killer is Disappointed: Gigolo missions & token weirdism

Gigol-oh-no: What the creatively bankrupt, boring missions have to say about Killer is Dead


  Aug 27

Review: Killer is Dead

Not quite mondo enough


  Aug 11

Killer is Dead launches to tepid sales in Japan

Debuts at number five with 17,709 units sold on PS3


  Jul 30

Okay Killer Is Dead, enough is enough

The whole game is going to be spoiled at this point


  Jul 17

Killer Is Dead features both Japanese and English voices

Plus Japanese rock band jesse and The Bonez featured in soundtrack


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