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The Force Unleashed 2 carries on its "tradition" of alternate universe DLC in the upcoming Endor bonus mission. This mission will let you kill Ewoks, fight Leia in a lightsaber duel, and thanks to IGN we can now see how you'll kill Chewbacca and Han Solo. Because obviously the best fan pleaser is to let them unceremoniously destroy two of the most iconic characters in the Star Wars universe.

In the DLC missions for the original The Force Unleashed, you got to kill Boba Fett, Obi-Wan and Luke. Which was still ok, because Boba Fett is a bad guy, Luke was one of the series' biggest whiners until we saw Anakin in the prequels, and nobody cosplays as old Obi-Wan.

Killing Han and Chewie? That's not very cool or fun. That AT-ST model was not in the movies either. But it's ok, because as long as you say it's non-canon you can ruin anything. Nerd rage!








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BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:25
BalloonFighter
I wouldn't want to kill them . Why not add a rape R2-D2 mission in there too while you're at it.
superdeeduper51's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:33
superdeeduper51
And just when you thought this game was done sucking.
Script-br's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:35
Script-br
Sure, it's non-canon and all, but still... I don't like to mess up storylines like this, and they die so easily it's not even fun.
Bammy J's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:35
Bammy J
lol notice the brilliant and well thought out strategy it took for him to take down chewbacca. I liked the first one :(
RocketKnight's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:40
RocketKnight
:O NO!
That... Can't... Happen!
You can't just kill friggin' Chewbacca and HAN FRIGGIN SOLO!
Goddammit >:(
JohnApocalypse's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:40
JohnApocalypse
I don't like it -_-

I thought in the DLC you were going to Endor just to beat the shit out of some Ewoks
jaycobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:45
jaycobo
THERE'S NO GODDAMN CONTINUITY IN THEIR OWN GODDAMN GAME nonetheless to the entire Star Wars "Canon" at all. What is the point of this fucking piece of shit series other than to shit all over the classic movies. The only time I take personal affront to something is when a piece of my childhood is shat on. FUCK THIS SHIT!
Rugbydan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:46
Rugbydan
The next mission is when he buttrapes my childhood and gets the Transformers, Smurfs, Thundercats, and my friend from 3rd grades mom who made the best little snack sandwiches when I went over during summer vacation to piss on my corpse.

DAY ONE PURCHASE!!!!!
isnowbored's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:48
isnowbored
they want to sell this shit? Cmon, they just killed my two favorite star wars characters. This sucks dick.
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:48
Super Drybones
Blade Runner wouldn't stand for this.
amtalx's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:49
amtalx
I guess I'm the only fan of canon-shattering storylines.
Bobthecatlol's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:49
Bobthecatlol
lol as soon as I heard this I headed straight to the Star Wars forums for a good laugh.

For Star Wars fans this is the equivalent of Santa getting shot in front of a schoolbus full of kids.
CAP's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:51
CAP
Wow. I couldn't hate that more. Was actually considering picking this up in the bargain bin sometime - until now.
Seph N's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:51
Seph N
Wow...what the hell did I just watch?

I mean it's got to be disheartening to all the star wars fan to see something like that actually play out in the game. I mean heck I not a big star wars fan but even that put a frown on my face.
jeremycards's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:53
jeremycards
o_o .......................................................



oh well D= in the first game they made me kill my beloved Shaak Ti with her sexiest outfit ever and it WAS cannon, so i guess this isn't as bad as that.
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:54
jawshoeuh
I'm not going to rage, but that was some seriously weak ass shit right there. I would pay money to see a version where Chewbaca scratches "Starkiller's" eyes out when he pops the hatch followed by Han moseying over to pop some caps in his ass to finish him off.
Chris Newby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:54
Chris Newby
@Bobthecatlol

Don't be silly, that's nothing like this... Santa's not real.
PyroGhozt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:56
PyroGhozt
Its "alernate universe" Star Wars. I don't see a problem here.

Move along.
AussieBen's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:57
AussieBen
Canon: the works of an author that have been accepted as authentic.

Cannon: a mounted gun for firing heavy projectiles; a gun, howitzer, or mortar.
BalloonFighter's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:57
BalloonFighter
Wow just watched the video. That was demented. That made me feel bad and made me never want to play this game. Sick fucks.
PyroGhozt's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 16:59
PyroGhozt
*alternate* cough.
the7k's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:05
the7k
I'm as much a fan of canon-shattering as anybody - but that didn't look fun. At all.

Fighting Chewbacca was just fighting an AT-ST variant followed by a Simon Says segment. Fighting Han was just an extension of that same Simon Says segment.

No strategy, no incredible fight, no dignified presentation of two of the most iconic characters of not just Star Wars, but all time - weak. Utterly, utterly weak.

I'd rather be playing Teras Kasi. At least there, I get to FIGHT Han and Chewie - not just watch them get horribly mutilated in a faux God of War fashion.
LittleBigD's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:07
LittleBigD
Everytime I see any kind of news for this game I want to cry. This game could have been so great. When I played the demo I thought they were going to deliver the Star Wars game I always wanted. Instead we got this piece of crap. The whole game is hardly worth $10.

The graphics were sharp, and wiping guys out as the duel lightsabre wielding Starkiller was a blast. Even the basic premise of the story was fine. I don't understand how the hell they fucked it up so badly. Who knows if they'll get to take another crack at it after this mess.
Neroisonfire's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:09
Neroisonfire
As long as we're in alternate universes, I wanna butt rape leia. Make it happen lucasarts!
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:11
jawshoeuh
@the7k

"No strategy, no incredible fight, no dignified presentation of two of the most iconic characters of not just Star Wars, but all time - weak. Utterly, utterly weak."

This.
vicryixiv's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:12
vicryixiv
Speaking of Han and Chewie, how about a "Han Solo Adventures" 3rd person game. Cover based shooter, smuggling missions with branching story, 2 player co-op as Han and Chewie.

How has this never happened?
TheDemon In You's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:15
TheDemon In You
wow this would suck if anyone actually cared about this game, or even star wars for that matter. Hasn't Lucas killed this franchise already
Red TheHaze Veron's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:16
Red TheHaze Veron
I love Star Wars and I'm a big fan of alternate universes (just like how the new trilogy is from an alternate universe where everything is terrible). I like the idea of a game set in an alternate canon of the movie, since you are taking a path of the dark side where you pretty much fuck up everything. It's just that killing chewbacca and Han Solo seems very boring and should have been more exciting.

Lucas pretty much fucked up the Star Wars canon with the new movies anyway (Anakin built C-3PO, SAY WHUUUUUUUT?).
Cahuatijo's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:18
Cahuatijo
nice... I've been wanting to kill those two culos since '77. I'll rent this game now.
UltorOscariot's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:18
UltorOscariot
Wow, thats the same shitty combat and ass-tastic QTE BS I remember from The Force Unleashed. Glad I didn't throw away another $60 on the sequel.
Uther's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:18
Uther
While I admire the idea of getting to play through a non-canon scenario, I can't help but feel like they put it in the WRONG TRILOGY. Seriously, Han and Chewie? Oh boy is that ever a dream come true.
There's a third game planned, right? The devs can easily remedy this by giving Starkiller a fucking time machine and have him gut the prequel characters one by one. That'd be a sell for me.
Noir Trilby's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:25
Noir Trilby
Ah well, Starkiller can't kill the franchise anymore than Lucas did with those shitty prequels. Still, seeing Han and Chewie buy the farm like that made me unspeakably sad. ;_;
Maurice Tan's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:26
Maurice Tan
I third the comment about how they let you do it. You already kill a lot of characters from Episode IV and V in the first game's DLC, and there won't likely be a TFU3. So the fact that you can kill Han & Chewie is one thing, but this is just a lame "boss" battle with some cutscene in the mix.

Maybe if the fights reflected the strenghts of the bosses, like a Chewbacca fights in the treetops of Endor or something, it wouldn't be as bad? Or just do a mission where you go back in time to kill JarJar and all the gungans on Naboo, retroactively making the movies slightly less awful in another galaxy.
Occams electric toothbrush's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:26
Occams electric toothbrush
Eh, its silly but so is Force Unleashed. It's alternate universe fan fic in video game form. I don't see a problem with it but I also don't care.
D-roy's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:28
D-roy
Wasn't the first game canon though (without DLC)? Or at least approved as canon worthy?
Mitchell's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:30
Mitchell
Just before the sequel was released, Xbox Live had a sale on the SW:Force Unleashed DLC packs. I picked them all up and was immediately disappointed, both as a Star Wars fan and as a person who like the Force Unleashed the first time I played through it.

The DLC had major difficulty balancing issues, plus the settings and stories were awful and way too short. I would have rather looked them up on YouTube or whatever.

I've not yet played FU2. Probably won't.
bluemeep's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:38
bluemeep
I feel kind of dirty for having watched that. Not the good Twi'lek related kind either. Ugh.
wolverine's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 17:58
wolverine
Still there is no DLC where we can beat the living shit out of Jar-Jar and his people. Star killer would be perfect for the job!
CycloneX3's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 18:06
CycloneX3
@bluemeep

:[| I do! I really do feel dirty! Canon shattering, whatever. Seeing Chewie get shot, and then Han impaled with a lightsabre? Gah.... That just makes me feel depressed and dirty. Dirty!Dirty!Dirty! "Must clean! Must scrub it off! Cannot be un-seen! urrgh! Why???" *silently weeps in corner*
RanX3rox's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 18:07
RanX3rox
O_O
What the hell did I just see?

You know, I can understand allowing the gamer to explore all possible avenues with this game... but killing the Mighty Chewbacca by ripping him out of a AT ST and then getting Han to shoot him then kill Han with condescension?... thats not evil...no ...That is LAME...LAME LAME LAME.
Will not be buying this game.
GoofierBrute's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 18:10
GoofierBrute
@NoirTrilby

You speak the truth good sir.
Paroxysm's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 18:10
Paroxysm
I've seen a few places complain about this... seriously why do people give a shit? I thought it was a slightly amusing throw away joke that has no impact on anything else.
SkaterCanuck's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 18:28
SkaterCanuck
I swear there are laws against murdering presidential figures, even in effigy.

Don't worry President Ford, I will fight this will my wallet of justice!
soberbandana's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 19:14
soberbandana
This just made me sad. Why would I want to kill two of my favorite movie characters?
Retrozoa's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 19:16
Retrozoa
Dumb dumb dumb. I'm not even a Star Wars fan and I'm offended.
Valamir's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 20:03
Valamir
I predict this event will be the first time licusarts will disavow a licensed product. Get this DLC before it is removed from the face of the alternate galaxy.
kefkaesque's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 20:06
kefkaesque
I think this is their way of getting back at everyone for calling this game out as the piece of crap it is.
brod's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 21:53
brod
I consider myself a casual fan of Star Wars and I like the premise of this DLC.
the7k's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 22:28
the7k
@Maurice Tan
Personally, I'd like this a lot more if you fought Han and Chewie at the same time, and in a guerrilla warfare sorta way. I'm thinking something like an MGS boss fight (Revolver Ocelot, The End, etc.), where the enemy uses evasion tactics and pop-shots with the occasional distraction.

I mean, I get the feeling that's how fighting Han and Chewie would play out, just based on their handling of the spy droid on Hoth, as well as their various encounters with Storm Troopers throughout the series.

Using the source material as reference for their combat behavior - crazy, I know.
Banana Chi3f's Avatar - Comment posted on 12/15/2010 22:38
Banana Chi3f
Today's my birthday. I saw this and... I died a little inside.
Shame on you.
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