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Kids microwave cat, get banned from playing videogames ... wait, what?

8:23 PM on 09.06.2008, Jim Sterling 121 comments

Kids microwave cat, get banned from playing videogames ... wait, what? photo
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I know some of you are sick of the "videogamers who do crimes" angle, but this one's just a bit too eyebrow-raising not to post. It involves a cat, a microwave and two teenagers who wanted to combine the former with the latter -- so they did. The relevance here (as if cat cooking wasn't worth mentioning in and of itself) is that the Alberta residents responsible for this cruelty have been banned from violent videogames for a year as part of their punishment. What?

"Two Alberta teenagers who killed a family's cat in a microwave - a crime that drew outrage from animal lovers around the world - have been banned by a judge from owning animals for at least two years.

They're also barred from owning or playing violent video games for the next year."

"According to court-ordered psychological assessments, video games were not found to have directly encouraged the boys' actions.

But barring their access to such games was nonetheless a recommendation put forward in the assessments."

In addition to the pet and game ban, the kids are being forced to undertake counseling with a forensic therapist and and will be under a curfew from 9pm to 6am every night. Thanks to the animal ban, the family of one of the teens now has to get rid of their dog, which they apparently bought while the boy was facing these charges. They get no jail time, but one teen has had to relocate to avoid the threats and outrage. Animal rights activists also vow to smash in some faces over this.

The cat, Princess, belonged to vacationing homeowners who had their house broken into by the boys. Princess was said to have been cooked to death, while screaming, for ten minutes. Someone then wrote on the kitchen cupboard: "The cat is in the microwave. Nice cat. You had a nice cat."

Yeah ... not sure they should be banned from violent games, but keep them the Hell away from Viva Piñata.


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Joseph Leray at 09/06/2008 20:24
They should be banned from their civil liberties and their freedom. They should also be banned from their anal virginity when some huge lumberjacking bastard makes them his new "special friend."

Personally, I'd prefer they were banned from having faces anymore.
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Scrixx at 09/06/2008 20:26
I wonder what'll happen if I give a cat drugs..

If anything, I'll just use the "video games did it" routine, seems to work a lot.
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CypherVR at 09/06/2008 20:28
where can we find a microwave large enough to nuke the shit out of those kids for being so stupid, because - wow. just wow.
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RWarrior1CO at 09/06/2008 20:28
These guys need to be in prison. Not just for killing the cat, but for breaking into a house and leaving something so horrible for the owners to find. They're sociopaths, pure and simple.
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slapme7times at 09/06/2008 20:29
The cat, Princess, belonged to vacationing homeowners who had their house broken into by the boys. Princess was said to have been cooked to death, while screaming, for ten minutes. Someone then wrote on the kitchen cupboard: "The cat is in the microwave. Nice cat. You had a nice cat."

Lol....
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Sharpless at 09/06/2008 20:29
This isn't a big deal, guys. It's just a form of punishment. Don't be uptight alarmist gamers. After all, wouldn't you guys feel pretty damn punished, if you were forbidden from playing violent games?

OH NOES, WE'S BEING PERSEMECUTED! Sigh.
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Sheikh Yerbouti at 09/06/2008 20:32
They videoed Princess the Cat in the microwave and posted it online. It can be seen on Slashfood under Chinese cuisine. They should ban those kids from watching Rachel Ray.

Seriously, they are some sick bastards. Still, I hate cats...so "Heh heh!"
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HairyMike87 at 09/06/2008 20:42
Doesn't make any sense for them to ban video games for them. Why not just take away their electronics completely. That's what made them microwave a cat lol. Sorry for laughing. It's just so ridiculous.
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vexed alex at 09/06/2008 20:44
"have been banned by a judge from owning animals for at least two years."

These kids should be in jail and should not be allowed to touch an animal ever.
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studboi69 at 09/06/2008 20:50
These are the type of people who would shoot up a whole school. Lock em up, I say!
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Chocobo Knight at 09/06/2008 21:00
I like CypherVR's course of action. Eye for an eye.

Stupid little bastards.
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Gameboi at 09/06/2008 21:01
I'm never one to blame video games for our society's woes, but cruelty to animals is just plain bad. Those teens needed a nice dose of corporal punishment, if you ask me.

I was a teen once, and I remember doing stupid things. However, torturing people/things was not one of them. What are you kids thinking these days? Sheesh!
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smallkid at 09/06/2008 21:01
This came up in my art class last year, i stand by the opinion i had back then. People on the internet have done worse, from a guy beating a puppy to death with a brick to this girl skinning a cat.

http://img267.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catfurfo2.jpg

I'm not going to hot link it or anything because its pretty messed up. But seriously people do way worse and don't get punished at all.
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Pacopaco at 09/06/2008 21:02
@slapme7times

Dude, grow up.
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-PL- at 09/06/2008 21:03
This crisis could have been averted had there been a cat-microwaving video game.
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Affable Robot at 09/06/2008 21:04
I think it is good they got their games taken away killing a cat is only the beggining this kids are gonna to be crazy by the time their adults they should be thrown in jail
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Stahlbrand at 09/06/2008 21:12
@Smallkid

Your point being? What, because others have done similar acts and not been punished that these fuckers shouldn't be punished?

I think the teens would be better off getting jailtime - because they're gonna get punished one way or another, might as well be formal and regulated by the govt.

I mean, with all the people who know who they are (young offenders acts can't make neighbors forget they know what happend, everybody talks) and all the people who know they didn't get a 'real' punishment; its going to catch up with them someday - maybe in a bar after too many drinks have washed away inhibitions.
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BigBaby9199 at 09/06/2008 21:14
this pisses me off. their punishment should be meeting me with a baseball bat in hand
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Mxyzptlk at 09/06/2008 21:16
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nebones at 09/06/2008 21:20
FUCKING VIDEO GAMES, WHAT WILL THEY DO NEXT?!


Wait, what?


Poor cat:[
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Amethystine at 09/06/2008 21:24
DAMNIT MXYZPTLK!!

I was going to say that about Maniac Mansion. Gah! I read all the comments, and I thought I was going to be the first, amazingly.

And yeah, when I read that they had broken into someone's house and left that note, I thought they should have been sent to juvenile prison or something, at least.

Also: Where's the furry outrage?
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 09/06/2008 21:27
I would guess/hope this is more "Take away something they like to punish them" then "Take a way video games since they might corrupt them;." Although even if that was the case, that's kind of going against their rights. I'm all for punishing the kids, but the parents are the ones who should take away personal privileges like that, not the law. I think.
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Blind assassin at 09/06/2008 21:31
@Amethystine

I think Jim is writing this in a fit of rage after outing himself by professing his love for Rouge.

I don't know how anyone could do something like this. I mean, for ten fucking minutes? Hearing animals in pain for a few seconds is unsettling but for TEN MINUTES? Jail is extensive but they definitely shouldn't be allowed pets ever again. I wouldn't be upset if the judge was less merciful regarding their breaking and entering.
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Stephen57 at 09/06/2008 21:46
There's a joke here somewhere about sending them through the MGS4 Microwave hallway, but I just can't seem to word it right. Anyone more eloquent care to give it a crack?
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nintendoll at 09/06/2008 21:52
That is messed up. I think this premeditated act of violence isn't being punished severely enough.

If you can stand listening to the tortured sounds of a living creature for ten minutes, they you are a lot more likely to inflict that same type of torture on a human being.
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smallkid at 09/06/2008 21:53
@ Stahlbrand

No, i'm saying its not a big deal, its just a cat. The thing is people do things that they find interesting, if they find torture fun they will do it. If they like video games they will play them. Something like this isn't going to do anything, if they found torturing the cat fun that is. Because deep down that feeling of excitement they felt when they boiled all the water molecules in the cat won't go away. That feeling will only go away if they find something that makes them that excited. Hopefully you understand what i was trying to say i can't gather my thoughts very well.

And if you don't oh well it's just the internet
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KaL YoshiKa at 09/06/2008 21:57
They watched it fry for 10 minutes, they left a note and don't sound repent at all. Yeah these kids need a little more then a "don't get to play violent video games anymore" ban. Also if I remember correctly one of the school shootings was partially orchestrated by the fact that the shooters were banned from violent video games which they used for escapest release...so even that seems like a risky thing to ban.

Good to hear they're getting psyhcological treatment which is probably the only way to ensure that they either calm the hell down or get sent up the river.
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NihonTiger90 at 09/06/2008 21:58
Put the kids in the microwave for 10 minutes. Let them know what it was like for the cat.
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Shakey1245 at 09/06/2008 21:58
Better punishment: Give them a microwave, put them in a feral tiger enclosure (with a wall socket for fairness) and let nature take it's course.

All this mollycoddling "send them to a therapist" nonesense is a waste of time.
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DibbityDan at 09/06/2008 22:01
Banishment from violent games is not nearly a bad enough punishment. Haven't there been studies that state that violence doesn't go hand in hand with violent videogames? And what about the whole "breaking into a house" thing? Is that, like, dropped? I know if it was my cat I would press charges on the parents, as well.
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Scary Womanizing Pig Mask at 09/06/2008 22:04
Wait a minute, it just sunk it that they microwaved a cat! Who cares if there liberties are being violated, little shits deserve far worse.
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Phantom Spaceman at 09/06/2008 22:04
non-sequitur sentence is non-sequiturial
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TrailerParkJesus at 09/06/2008 22:11
"barred from owning or playing violent video games"

If barring them from videogames was part of the punishment, the word "violent" shouldn't even be a part of that sentence. I don't get how not letting them play Mercenaries2 but allowing something like Madden 09 makes any sense.

Or maybe the word "violent" was just tacked on to "videogames" by the judge or story reporter out of ignorance.

Either way, those kids need a lot more than simple "punishment."
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MotoRobo at 09/06/2008 22:15
Wonder how the cat'd taste. Psychologists are fake scientists like environmentalists, athiests..the most practical/real scientist are engineers not guys getting grants to learn worthless information. How much are these cows farting? That court psycho's two-tounged, "videogames didn't inspire this violence" contradicts "you should ban them from playing violent videogames". Fuck the whole legal system. Kill what cats however you want. They're not people w/innate rights-to-life. Would this judge ban women who had abortions from sex and looking after children?
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luvmysegadc at 09/06/2008 22:20
Legal system = EPIC FAIL
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Pacopaco at 09/06/2008 22:22
@MotoRobo

There's an argument in there somewhere... Not a good one, but it's there somewhere. I really hope you're either drunk or high.

Sorry, I'm still a bit snarky from the last guy. :P
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ninjikiran at 09/06/2008 22:25
I dunno man, I felt bad for the cat in the pit of my stomach. Regardless the punishment is strange, they should just be barred from games period for a year, I cant see why they need to be away from pets though. Sucks that the family has to put the dog back in the pound, not really their fault their son is a flaming reject. I mean putting them in jail would just turn them into more delinquents then they are, but there should of been some kind of harsher punishment that makes them work somewhere.

You needa be messed up in the head to do that though, honestly. Animal Rights activist are also flaming retards though, well the most of them are.
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Professor Pew at 09/06/2008 22:25
Blablabla, it's ok to eat a cow but not a cat. It's ok to crush an ant and a cockroach but not a cat. Even if none of them are sentient, hmm! And if someone does, he/she should be punished by the same kind of physical punishment as the one they did, to make it right?

I'd say: the Princess is in another castle. Jonathan Blow called it.

@MotoRobo: I'll be sure to let them know psychology is not a real scientific field, so we can just give up on education/proper military training/office workforces/people not killing themselves over personal issues/multiplayer game design etc :)
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Stahlbrand at 09/06/2008 22:29
@Smallkid,

I think I understood what you were trying to say in yoru second post. Punishment can be viewed as consequentialist or retibutivist - consequentialists favour punishment only to the degree that it is likely to prevent future criminal behaviour - and so favour things like rehabilitation over purely punative sentencing.

Retributivists see punishment as the necessary answer to past criminal behaviour - that the criminal has created a debt by violating rules that apply to everybody - and that any specific deterrance caused by punishment to the offender is only a side benefit.

Generally I'm a pragmatist and favour the consequentialist philosophy of law morality and punishment, but the retributive side presents the advantage of expressive dimension of punishment, which works toward general deterence (that is by expressing society's censur against the act and actor, and demonstration swift and certain punishment, other potential future offenders will be deterred from similar behaviour.

I believe this is a situation where an expressive retirbutivist punishment was called for. As you said, more or less, these kids are fuckups and social burdens with damage probably beyond repair, but if by punishing them heavily and expressivly we can deter other less-fucked-up people from considering similar acts, society benefits, and at the very least a pair of fuckups are secluded from society for a few years.
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Matthew Blake at 09/06/2008 22:34
Those boys definitely need that counseling, pronto, although I agree the breaking-in should have counted towards something. I'm also kind of curious as to what a 'forensics therapist' does.
Stahlbrand's Avatar
Stahlbrand at 09/06/2008 22:37
Fucking CSI. Now they put the word 'forensic' in front of anything they want to sound impressive.

Little known fact, 9/10 crim students actively hate CSI.
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Tubatic at 09/06/2008 22:46
What Mxy said. As long as kids have access to Maniac Mansion, this will happen again and again . . .

but seriously, that's some fucked up shit to do to a cat. Not cool.
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Aziel13 at 09/06/2008 22:47
they should put them both in a microwave and take awayt there breeding rights
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Zen Albatross at 09/06/2008 22:51
You know I love ya Jim, but these non sequitur videogame/crime stories need to stop.
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Dead Movie Star at 09/06/2008 22:56
The fuck is wrong with these kids?!? They are dangers to society.
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Stahlbrand at 09/06/2008 22:58
If I were crown I would push the court to try them as adults, and give them the option of incarceration in either prison or a mental institution.

Then I would sit back and hope they choose the mental institution - where they would get stuck with an indefinite sentence.

Protip: never plea insanity on anything less than murder, odds are you'll do less time in prison than the puzzle factory.
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Stahlbrand at 09/06/2008 23:02
Oh, and I agree with Sharpless a million posts ago, I think the video games ban was probably intended simply as a 'take away their toys' punishment.

Entirely inappropriate IMO, but not because of the 'games = violence' argument, just because its a stupid punishment for a series of serious criminal acts committed with frightening indifference.

Taking away toys is a sanction your mom hands out when a child doesn't do his homework, it is not even on the order of magnitude that these sociopaths should recieve.
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ace of knaves at 09/06/2008 23:11
I have an awesome joke, but I can't say it because Jim hasn't played MGS4. You all know what I'm talking about.

And if you can enjoy listening to a cat cook to death for ten minutes, you're not fucking human.
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