Fun fact, when I was like 13 or so and had the house to myself for the day, I wanked 14 times.
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Kid keels over after four-day Call of Duty marathon
In science news, did you know that if you play Call of Duty for four days straight without drinking, you're ten times more likely to be hospitalized with dehydration? A teenager in Columbus, Ohio found that out just this week! The 15-year-old boy collapsed after the four-day gaming binge, and had to be taken to hospital after getting himself severely dehydrated. His mother reported that the teen only briefly emerged from his room during the session in order to obtain the occasional snack or use the bathroom. Dr. Mike Patrick has issued some helpful advice to kids around the world -- don't do this shit. He put it a bit more eloquently than that, but it was more or less the gist of things. If you don't want videogames to kill you, don't do this shit. The mother, for her part, has confiscated the Xbox. A sound idea in theory, but now the kid'll probably just go back to wanking for days on end. Ohio teen collapses after 4-day Xbox marathon [Chron, thanks Junebug!] Tags:#Activision#Call of Duty#Chilluns#First-person shooter#Gaming Addiction#Offbeat#Science#STOOPID!#Xbox 360 Did you know? You can now get daily or weekly email notifications when humans reply to your comments.
Legacy Comments (will be imported soon)Weird how at no point during those four days the mother thought to check on her son. At least bring him some water or juice to drink.
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