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Keep your pants on while viewing these Cargasm screens

Sep 03 // Andrew Kauz

I still can't wrap my head around the name Cargasm. Is it an orgasm of cars? Are the cars enjoying orgasms? Are the drivers? Should players expect to experience a cargasm while playing? Because if so, I'd like to know what I'm getting myself into and if I need to prepare a towel.

While we ponder these most important of all questions, we can enjoy these newly released screenshots of the game. Guess what! They contain cars! They also show off some of the London environments in the game, which are looking quite detailed. Apparently they are "the most photorealistic in the history of videogames." 

I also have to mention the trophy names that the press release included, "Cargasm Rave, Thrust, Lesbos, Orgy, Gigolo, Lothario, Playboy and the most coveted of all, Cargasm Sultan." I think this game might like sex a little bit. I suppose that's what we can expect from a game that allows you to collect women.

Hey, if anyone happens to have a cargasm while viewing these screens, please tell me what it was. What did it feel like? Was there motor oil involved? 

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