There is hope for humanity yet, my friends.
I like you. Like me, you're a voice of reason when everyone else is being crazy. And just like me, you don't seem to know how to pick your battles.
I essentially agree with what you're saying, but damnit if this shit aint funny just the same.
Step 1: Don't read it.
Step 2: Don't comment on it.
Step 3: Don't fail.
As gamers we have no representation. EA went ahead and wrote a letter and was just given the run around from Fox. So you can see why the Mass of upset gamers have taken an outlet against this type of slander. There isnt going to be a Fox News Report about how this story was completely unfounded. Nor will there be one on CNN or CNBC. This in internet lingo, "flame-baiting" and most would have accepted any harsh comments towards the person with a grain of salt. She started a flame war and she is the only one with something to lose for it.
Now I haven't gone on Amazon and ripped her a new one but hey thats because 300+ people beat me to it.
This is our form of boycott as gamers. If Amazon wants to take it into their own hands thats fine but I agree with all the reviews that claim this woman fails to do research. Yes our method is a little harsh but if in anyway her actions and Fox News actionsaffected the sale of Mass Effect then I believe that in some way she should see some response from it.
I'm afraid I'm gonna have to jump on that boat, Jim.
I really hope that we're not proving that @$&%#'s point with all this adolescent name-calling. If we end up looking like a pack of squealing retards, I'll be the one saying "I told you so".
High road all the way, says I. Jeff Brown has the right idea.
Manasteel: Totally with you on this. This action was performed by gamers who are sick of being underrepresented so that clueless pundits can have their uninformed say. We are constantly ignored and as such, frustrated. This may be a petty way of getting our own back, but it's the only outlet we have.
Power, indeed, to the people.
Your comment put you on my friends list. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this whole incident is an embarrassment to gamers the world over.
Chill, kid boy. We picked up on the negativity about two dozen posts ago. It's okay, we heard you, but most of us feel this discussion needs to continue.
No wonder this Amazon stunt is one of the few avenues we have.
I'll PM you with the rest; I'd be honored to go point/counterpoint with you on this. It's a matter that needs to be discussed in great depth if we are to cement our position as a legitimate facet of culture.
And yeah, Cyberxion, you're right, I really need to stop dedicating what small spare time I get in the day to deal with every reader who wants to try and make me notice him. I shall take my leave of this silly banter and let the thread get back on track, which is the awesome hazing of Doc Crock.
Like I said above and want to reiterate here: This is satire. Some of the reviews may be childish attacks, but if you read through them, many of them mimic her arguments brilliantly and are clearly meant to be ironic.
I think you're missing the point here. You're equating what gamers are doing on Amazon with what Cooper did on Faux News, the problem is that there is a key difference between the two that you don't seem to be thinking about. Grrza put it best:
"The key difference with these reviews and her comments on the news short is that her comments were made with what seemed to be sheer earnestness. She was sincere. You'd have to be brain dead to not get that these reviews are intentionally ironic, ad hoc attacks. It's satire at it's finest, and it's brilliant. "
I will, however, concede that some comments/reviews would indeed damage the cause and make us look bad, I.E. reviews and comments that are simply vulgar personal insults, some even fused with threats of violence. I think that a lot of them have been removed though, the ones that remain all follow in the same form. Those that remain certainly aren't stooping to any low level or going to far, because like grrza said, it's pure satire. These reviews are not sincere, they are in complete jest and mockery. How can one attack such a thing? If Cooper attempts to defend herself by showing these reviews off completely disregarding satire, she'd simply be shining light on the situation and making herself look worse. When you look at the tone of these reviews, it's completely obvious that they're satire. Even if you tried to misdirect someone into thinking of it as something else, it would end up in failure. But let's think of it this way: If Cooper were to say "Look how immature gamers are, they give a negative review to my book out of spite without having read it," how much brain power does it take for the viewer to connect dots and think "Hold on a second, didn't Cooper go on to give a negative overlook of a game without even playing it? I see what they did there..."
Lets remember Faux's target audience though, if they were intelligent enough to figure such a thing out, they wouldn't be watching Faux in the first place right? True, but why are we all of the sudden trying to win over a narrow minded, ignorant audience that simply could not care less about our voice in the matter? If we were to remain quiet, would they really care? No matter what we do, and in many cases don't do (in the case of Mass Effect deemed a pornographic game), Faux news will put out tabloid-level nonsense to satisfy its simple minded audience. Would it really benefit us to try to win over this type of audience anyways? I'd much rather have an intelligent audience for video games than an ignorant one. Comparing audiences would show that Faux is in a bad looking position in contrast, given the fact that only a fool would actually take them seriously.
ImOk, I can see why you'd be concerned over the matter, because the thought passed through my head too, but don't worry about it. There's intelligence behind this one, even if some are merely blind imitators, I don't think that Cooper and the gang can win this one on an intellectual level (Faux being on any intellectual level whatsoever is a laughable claim to begin with). The only thing they would do is twist words, messages, and so on, trying to paint this as some sort of "malicious hack" for example. Big deal. Even if we were to write up eloquent and intelligent reviews of her book, they would still go the same route in an attempt to make themselves look rightm even when completely wrong (as always).
I've got a very short temper. Like anger-management-in-third-grade short. So I know how easy it is to get pissed and fly off the handle whenever someone insults you. To this day, I still have the nasty habit of interpreting even the most well-meaning criticism as a direct assault on my integrity, and my ego has suffered for it. Having (almost) learned to resist the animalistic defense mechanisms that continue to stain my personality, I deplore you not to let this get to you.
I'm fucking serious.
I only hope that this extra publicity doesnt end up selling more of her books than would have sold before this tv stunt.
Geoff Keighley showed Fox a reasonable man. Fox did not want to see him on air for more than thirty seconds. Perhaps reinforcing their beliefs is not the most justified response, but come on, for most of us it's the only response we have.
These people are letting off steam and they're doing it in an awesomely satirical way. The worst thing that will happen is that a bunch of neoconservative hacks will continue to feel like they're the good guys.
As for Lawrence, she now knows, at least partially, what it feels like to have your work shat on by people who don't know what they're talking about.
The only problem with that entire argument is that those reading her reviews would have to have incite into what she did in order for them to understand that the reviews are satire.
Given the intelligence level of the general public, I wouldn't put it past them to totally buy into most of those reviews, lacking any frame of reference from which to determine why they're not.
Or something.
Grimlock, for the love of all that is fair and not obnoxious in this world, would you quit egging the man on?
Christ, sometimes you people make me seethe with anger.
STOP.
F that woman. That's national televsion, the damage she caused abusing that influence is enormous and irresponsible (Faux at it's best).
I'm on the wagon.. I posted a neg review, and threw in the question of Cooper's gender. I really don't know if that's a woman or not.. so, do me a favor, if you add a review, tag it 'transgender'
Bravo net
I'm not upset that you disagree. I'm disturbed at the pleasure you seem to be taking in the act of disagreement itself. And the "tough shit" tacked on at the end of that comment makes you sound a little less coolly indifferent than you would probably like to sound.
Just don't be so impolite about it. Like, for real.
And wait a second, that was a straw man argument you just made there. You dropped the "mimicking the rest of the lemming population" bomb in reference to a topic (the relevance of Jim's post) that wasn't even the focus of this discussion (whether or not our actions on Amazon are a good idea).
My hat is off to you for your deft wordplay, but c'mon now.
Can't we all just be friends (and by that I mean not beat each other over the head with our aloofness)?

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