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Leigh, will you marry me? It's a match made in heaven, and by heaven I mean the tree outside where all the mantis's hang out.
I'm all for sending flowers. A nice bouquet. Seriously, what could be a better gift from your supposed enemy than an honest get well present. The ironing is delicious!
I like how he blames his heart problems on the Florida Bar. If he makes it through it, I'm sure they'll have a lawsuit on their hands because of it.
Leigh: If you don't want to marry Buck, you can marry me. I may already be married, but we could all move to Utah. It's no big deal.
Leigh: If you don't want to marry Buck, you can marry me. I may already be married, but we could all move to Utah. It's no big deal.
Hope the cunt dies, also wish his stupid religion genuinely provided a hell for him to go to, unfortuntaely Chrsitianity is a load of bollocks so there won't be any hell for Jack, we'll just have to make do with him dying.
Jesus and the bible can heal him right? That's what he's fighting for isn't it?
I hope his surgeons somehow developed good hand eye coordination without video games...
I hope his surgeons somehow developed good hand eye coordination without video games...
Probably get flamed to hell for this but:
Isn't all this "dancing on his hospital gurney" exactly what he wants? Doesn't this prove that we are all social misfits and sociapaths? I personally would like to think we are better than that.
Not to defend him, he is a liar and a media whore, but what ever happened to being the bigger man/woman/robot?
Isn't all this "dancing on his hospital gurney" exactly what he wants? Doesn't this prove that we are all social misfits and sociapaths? I personally would like to think we are better than that.
Not to defend him, he is a liar and a media whore, but what ever happened to being the bigger man/woman/robot?
http://www.bubbygram.com/telegrams.htm
They operate in Florida. Can we start a fund to get it for him?
They operate in Florida. Can we start a fund to get it for him?
Get well soon Jack, you've provided us all with many many hours of invaluable entertainment. I really wouldn't want him to buy the farm before he gets to see millions upon millions of people queuing up to buy GTA4.
Leigh Alexander, please do some fact checking before you post. Everyone knows Jack Thompson has NO heart, and therefore could not have heart troubles. *cue phoenix wright music*
@bloodylip
Looks like we could get "Rambo" to go sing to him :p
OR
We could send him the "Dancing Heart" wouldn't that be uncomfortably funny?
Looks like we could get "Rambo" to go sing to him :p
OR
We could send him the "Dancing Heart" wouldn't that be uncomfortably funny?
(Evil Hater Mode On)
DIE THOMPSON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Evil Hater Mode off)
I'm so comndened to hell
DIE THOMPSON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Evil Hater Mode off)
I'm so comndened to hell
"More poison... I mean tea?"
"Oh, Don't mind if I do.....
*Hits him with septor*
You almost had me that time."
"Oh, Don't mind if I do.....
*Hits him with septor*
You almost had me that time."
he should sue his heart for failing on him. Just like he blame/sue's VG, the Florida Bar, Microsoft, and even God. Sue your heart Jack! then Sue your veins and brain for over-excessive blood transfer that caused your heart problems.
Funny but its a perfect comparison of what he does in RL, but even in my whole irony, I wouldn't mind sending the ol bastid sum flowers and actually hope he gets better.
hey Dtoid, would u guys mind if we send him some flowers, and all those interested in sending can put their names and donate $1 saying: "The Destructoid community hopes you get better soon Jack" I wouldnt mind doing this.
Funny but its a perfect comparison of what he does in RL, but even in my whole irony, I wouldn't mind sending the ol bastid sum flowers and actually hope he gets better.
hey Dtoid, would u guys mind if we send him some flowers, and all those interested in sending can put their names and donate $1 saying: "The Destructoid community hopes you get better soon Jack" I wouldnt mind doing this.
i've been worried for a couple of days that i scared leigh with something i posted a while back. this post has cured my worries. [:
second, seriously, i love irony, we should really get him something. flowers or something, nice, so he can get all confused.
third, i'm starting to wonder what we would do if he did die. i mean the person who would take up his cause my night be as laughable and might now how to actually practice law. that would make the jokes less funny and the potential litigations more founded. we might be in trouble. [just saying]
second, seriously, i love irony, we should really get him something. flowers or something, nice, so he can get all confused.
third, i'm starting to wonder what we would do if he did die. i mean the person who would take up his cause my night be as laughable and might now how to actually practice law. that would make the jokes less funny and the potential litigations more founded. we might be in trouble. [just saying]
thinking about the singing telegram idea above, it would be most funny if the master robot himself delivered and sang a warm 'get well' to him in person not that i would force him to be in the same room with him, but it would be awesome.
@brainderailment: as much as i'm all for that idea, as i agree with your theory. if actually did an about face, i feel the monster that would be created would be stronger than any of us could control. seriously, he would get addicted, kill real people, then they would another, probably more direct, case for VG promote violence.
Oh yeah, that heart looks like testicles. Does he have testicles for a heart? Thats probably unhealthy.
I understand all the people wanting to send him flowers and honestly wanting him to get better, I wish no real harm upon him, only jokes. also cocks.
But to the point... don't you remember what happened last time someone tried to send him flowers as a goodwill gesture... he tried to sue them for harassment. IIRC he tried to sue penny arcade guys too when they donated money to a charity on his behalf.
He's a very angry guy and all your good intentions would be lost on him.
But to the point... don't you remember what happened last time someone tried to send him flowers as a goodwill gesture... he tried to sue them for harassment. IIRC he tried to sue penny arcade guys too when they donated money to a charity on his behalf.
He's a very angry guy and all your good intentions would be lost on him.
@kevlargibs: point taken. well jack, karma is a bitch huh? even our true good wishes would be lost on you, so i guess there isn't much we could do for you pal.
i totally see him suing over the stress. i'm just waiting for it to happen.
i totally see him suing over the stress. i'm just waiting for it to happen.
i have a better idea: lets all send him game boys, psp's, and DS's (and games to go with them) so he'll have something to do while he recovers in the hospital. Poison candy? man, even just saying that is asking for him to call his imaginary FBI buddies to come and arrest you for attempted murder (ironically, causing his heart to get even worse with the paranoia.)
it'd be sad to see jack thompson go away. as annoying as he is, he's also fairly impotent, and it would be a shame if he were replaced by someone.. capable.
it'd be sad to see jack thompson go away. as annoying as he is, he's also fairly impotent, and it would be a shame if he were replaced by someone.. capable.
Dude, as much as I hate Jackie-O, that article about his heart trouble is a bit cruel and too much. The article itself, along with you guys saying "YAAY DESTRUCTOID" is giving Jack more reasons to hate gamers.
In cases like this, the only appropriate action would be to send him a strippergram.
If I ever have heart troubles, thats what I'd want.
If I ever have heart troubles, thats what I'd want.
I don't believe this story...
Everyone knows that Jack Thompson's heart is healthy from years of ambulance chasing and corpse camping.
His only illness is mental.
Everyone knows that Jack Thompson's heart is healthy from years of ambulance chasing and corpse camping.
His only illness is mental.
I'm sorry, but wishing him dead, even in a humorous manner, is just plain inappropriate and will only give him more fuel to prove his anti-gamer points. Bad show. This is almost on-par with the people who responded to that "Black Looks" RE5 blog with racial slurs. It doesn't help; it makes it worse.
Whatever, we all know this is what his heart looks like:
Oh damn, now I'm getting sued too. Will Jack's stress ever end?
Oh damn, now I'm getting sued too. Will Jack's stress ever end?
That was really good, SuperDave.
I think being here at Destructoid gives ME heart problems.
I kind of hope he lives. Because when he's dead, someone with a brain might take his place. We should keep him. I don't think he will die anyway. The hate in his heart fuels him. Keeps him on life-support.
If he croaks, I hope that Mr. Destructoid goes to his funeral and gets with his wife. That would be awesome.
I think being here at Destructoid gives ME heart problems.
I kind of hope he lives. Because when he's dead, someone with a brain might take his place. We should keep him. I don't think he will die anyway. The hate in his heart fuels him. Keeps him on life-support.
If he croaks, I hope that Mr. Destructoid goes to his funeral and gets with his wife. That would be awesome.
I am always appalled when I read the immature, lay language that jack uses in his complaints and motions. It's an internal narrative that he has superimposed on 3rd person semantics. FL bar should just throw all of his writing out as a violation of the local court rules on briefing.
Is it a stunt because he needed more time?
Is it a stunt because he needed more time?
Flowers? Someone already tried that.
You're not alone, Sharpless. There's this thing called class and many people here just don't have it unfortunately.
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