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Karma's a bitch: Jack Thompson has heart trouble photo

You know what karma is; it's that concept by which if you live a good life, you're reborn as a golden cow, and if you're bad, you're liable to spend your next incarnation trapped in the body of a hideous predatory mantis who gets his head eaten by lady mantises with frightening breasts. In other words, you reap what you sow, and now the elevated blood pressure that Jack Thompson causes all of us gamers with his ignorant mouth-frothings is giving him a big bushel of reciprocal come-uppance.

GamePolitics.com is reporting this morning that dear Mr. Thompson is suffering from a stress-induced heart ailment, or so he wrote in a Federal District Court motion involved in his legal battle with the Florida Bar. From the filing:

Plaintiff, at 3 am this day, is suffering what he believes is arrhythmia, from which he has suffered previously, as well as chest pain. This may be a benign condition, or it may be serious. He has had other previous episodes like this induced by stress.

Plaintiff must try to see his cardiologist… to try to assess the problem. It is most likely stress-related by virtue of The Florida Bar’s demand that Thompson be psychiatrically/psychologically evaluated in violation of its own Rules.

... Aww. Let's all send him some flowers, kind wishes and candy -- POISON CANDY, that is. 

[Via GamePolitics.com]


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PSIq0ut's Avatar
PSIq0ut at 08/03/2007 10:10
Flowers for Jack anyone?
BigPopaGamer's Avatar
BigPopaGamer at 08/03/2007 10:10
Here's some cyanide Jack, it will make you feel better.
deaddays's Avatar
deaddays at 08/03/2007 10:11
Bleh! Gross pic. True though.
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 08/03/2007 10:12
While I dislike Jack... the whole let's finish him off thing is a bit much IMO.
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 08/03/2007 10:17
Leigh, will you marry me? It's a match made in heaven, and by heaven I mean the tree outside where all the mantis's hang out.



Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 08/03/2007 10:18
Oh, yeah, this calls for the Jack Thompson gif...

Dale North's Avatar
Dale North at 08/03/2007 10:19
no, we should really send flowers
ExceptionOE's Avatar
ExceptionOE at 08/03/2007 10:25
Harsh. But funny.
bluemeep's Avatar
bluemeep at 08/03/2007 10:26
I'm all for sending flowers. A nice bouquet. Seriously, what could be a better gift from your supposed enemy than an honest get well present. The ironing is delicious!
TheBrain's Avatar
TheBrain at 08/03/2007 10:28
This is what happens when you stay angry all day every day...seriously.
bloodylip's Avatar
bloodylip at 08/03/2007 10:29
I like how he blames his heart problems on the Florida Bar. If he makes it through it, I'm sure they'll have a lawsuit on their hands because of it.

Leigh: If you don't want to marry Buck, you can marry me. I may already be married, but we could all move to Utah. It's no big deal.
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zardoz at 08/03/2007 10:33
Hope the cunt dies, also wish his stupid religion genuinely provided a hell for him to go to, unfortuntaely Chrsitianity is a load of bollocks so there won't be any hell for Jack, we'll just have to make do with him dying.

ConkerBFD's Avatar
ConkerBFD at 08/03/2007 10:36
Wait a minute

Jack Thompson has a heart?

Oo
nademagnet's Avatar
nademagnet at 08/03/2007 10:42
we should include a singing telegram as well!
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 08/03/2007 10:43
Jesus and the bible can heal him right? That's what he's fighting for isn't it?

I hope his surgeons somehow developed good hand eye coordination without video games...
SkaGoblin's Avatar
SkaGoblin at 08/03/2007 10:48
Probably get flamed to hell for this but:

Isn't all this "dancing on his hospital gurney" exactly what he wants? Doesn't this prove that we are all social misfits and sociapaths? I personally would like to think we are better than that.

Not to defend him, he is a liar and a media whore, but what ever happened to being the bigger man/woman/robot?
bloodylip's Avatar
bloodylip at 08/03/2007 10:59
http://www.bubbygram.com/telegrams.htm

They operate in Florida. Can we start a fund to get it for him?
bluemeep's Avatar
bluemeep at 08/03/2007 11:00
Frightening breasts.
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Morrius at 08/03/2007 11:03
Get well soon Jack, you've provided us all with many many hours of invaluable entertainment. I really wouldn't want him to buy the farm before he gets to see millions upon millions of people queuing up to buy GTA4.



Miike's Avatar
Miike at 08/03/2007 11:05
Leigh Alexander, please do some fact checking before you post. Everyone knows Jack Thompson has NO heart, and therefore could not have heart troubles. *cue phoenix wright music*
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 08/03/2007 11:07
ConkerBFD, nice avatar.
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nademagnet at 08/03/2007 11:08
@bloodylip

Looks like we could get "Rambo" to go sing to him :p

OR

We could send him the "Dancing Heart" wouldn't that be uncomfortably funny?
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dr3nd4r at 08/03/2007 11:09
(Evil Hater Mode On)

DIE THOMPSON DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Evil Hater Mode off)

I'm so comndened to hell
KevlarGibs's Avatar
KevlarGibs at 08/03/2007 11:11
"More poison... I mean tea?"

"Oh, Don't mind if I do.....

*Hits him with septor*

You almost had me that time."
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Crunshii at 08/03/2007 11:12
he should sue his heart for failing on him. Just like he blame/sue's VG, the Florida Bar, Microsoft, and even God. Sue your heart Jack! then Sue your veins and brain for over-excessive blood transfer that caused your heart problems.

Funny but its a perfect comparison of what he does in RL, but even in my whole irony, I wouldn't mind sending the ol bastid sum flowers and actually hope he gets better.

hey Dtoid, would u guys mind if we send him some flowers, and all those interested in sending can put their names and donate $1 saying: "The Destructoid community hopes you get better soon Jack" I wouldnt mind doing this.
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jerrt at 08/03/2007 11:16
i've been worried for a couple of days that i scared leigh with something i posted a while back. this post has cured my worries. [:

second, seriously, i love irony, we should really get him something. flowers or something, nice, so he can get all confused.

third, i'm starting to wonder what we would do if he did die. i mean the person who would take up his cause my night be as laughable and might now how to actually practice law. that would make the jokes less funny and the potential litigations more founded. we might be in trouble. [just saying]
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brainderailment at 08/03/2007 11:24
I say we steal a R* dev. wii and a build of manhunt2 then he'll realize what a stress reliever killing people is!
jerrt's Avatar
jerrt at 08/03/2007 11:24
thinking about the singing telegram idea above, it would be most funny if the master robot himself delivered and sang a warm 'get well' to him in person not that i would force him to be in the same room with him, but it would be awesome.
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jerrt at 08/03/2007 11:26
@brainderailment: as much as i'm all for that idea, as i agree with your theory. if actually did an about face, i feel the monster that would be created would be stronger than any of us could control. seriously, he would get addicted, kill real people, then they would another, probably more direct, case for VG promote violence.
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 08/03/2007 11:27
I'll pray to God he doesn't die. Nah I'm just kidding.
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savagesaladin at 08/03/2007 11:28
Oh yeah, that heart looks like testicles. Does he have testicles for a heart? Thats probably unhealthy.
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KevlarGibs at 08/03/2007 11:28
I understand all the people wanting to send him flowers and honestly wanting him to get better, I wish no real harm upon him, only jokes. also cocks.

But to the point... don't you remember what happened last time someone tried to send him flowers as a goodwill gesture... he tried to sue them for harassment. IIRC he tried to sue penny arcade guys too when they donated money to a charity on his behalf.

He's a very angry guy and all your good intentions would be lost on him.
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jerrt at 08/03/2007 11:33
@kevlargibs: point taken. well jack, karma is a bitch huh? even our true good wishes would be lost on you, so i guess there isn't much we could do for you pal.

i totally see him suing over the stress. i'm just waiting for it to happen.
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allisonaxe at 08/03/2007 11:50
i have a better idea: lets all send him game boys, psp's, and DS's (and games to go with them) so he'll have something to do while he recovers in the hospital. Poison candy? man, even just saying that is asking for him to call his imaginary FBI buddies to come and arrest you for attempted murder (ironically, causing his heart to get even worse with the paranoia.)

it'd be sad to see jack thompson go away. as annoying as he is, he's also fairly impotent, and it would be a shame if he were replaced by someone.. capable.
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Ed Cetera at 08/03/2007 11:56
Dude, as much as I hate Jackie-O, that article about his heart trouble is a bit cruel and too much. The article itself, along with you guys saying "YAAY DESTRUCTOID" is giving Jack more reasons to hate gamers.
bluemeep's Avatar
bluemeep at 08/03/2007 12:00
In the legal world, lawyers "hug" each other by exchanging small claims cases.
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Ritalin Twitch at 08/03/2007 12:24
In cases like this, the only appropriate action would be to send him a strippergram.

If I ever have heart troubles, thats what I'd want.
Jark212's Avatar
Jark212 at 08/03/2007 12:29
Today...Is...Good...
I'm so happy!!
casualweaponry's Avatar
casualweaponry at 08/03/2007 12:53
I don't believe this story...

Everyone knows that Jack Thompson's heart is healthy from years of ambulance chasing and corpse camping.

His only illness is mental.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/03/2007 13:05
I'm sorry, but wishing him dead, even in a humorous manner, is just plain inappropriate and will only give him more fuel to prove his anti-gamer points. Bad show. This is almost on-par with the people who responded to that "Black Looks" RE5 blog with racial slurs. It doesn't help; it makes it worse.
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908peruvian at 08/03/2007 13:15
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
SuperDave's Avatar
SuperDave at 08/03/2007 13:18
Whatever, we all know this is what his heart looks like:


Oh damn, now I'm getting sued too. Will Jack's stress ever end?
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/03/2007 13:35
@SuperDave
Now, THAT I will agree with.
savagesaladin's Avatar
savagesaladin at 08/03/2007 13:57
That was really good, SuperDave.

I think being here at Destructoid gives ME heart problems.

I kind of hope he lives. Because when he's dead, someone with a brain might take his place. We should keep him. I don't think he will die anyway. The hate in his heart fuels him. Keeps him on life-support.

If he croaks, I hope that Mr. Destructoid goes to his funeral and gets with his wife. That would be awesome.
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galagabug at 08/03/2007 14:07

heh heh!
AaronLindes Neighbor's Avatar
AaronLindes Neighbor at 08/03/2007 15:14
I am always appalled when I read the immature, lay language that jack uses in his complaints and motions. It's an internal narrative that he has superimposed on 3rd person semantics. FL bar should just throw all of his writing out as a violation of the local court rules on briefing.

Is it a stunt because he needed more time?
SLiFE's Avatar
SLiFE at 08/03/2007 15:33
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thisissami at 08/03/2007 15:36
ooh, i really hope he dies!!
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/03/2007 16:31
Okay, I guess I'm alone on this one...
SubOrbital's Avatar
SubOrbital at 08/03/2007 17:04
You're not alone, Sharpless. There's this thing called class and many people here just don't have it unfortunately.
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