Quantcast



[Thanks, Monodi!]








More gaming stories around the web. Got news? Submit yours to tips@destructoid.com

Hamza Aziz, Destructoid's Community Director, has been here since day one. He was born when a tiger coughed up a hairball into a pool of ooze. He was one of the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles before budget cuts. Hamza works as a previews editor and manages a team in San Francisco. To date he has given away tens of thousands of dollars in prizes to readers. What a dick. Actually, Hamza is as kind as he is hairy. Likes Super Mario RPG, Halo, iPhone, Videogame cover bands, Super Nintendo Meet the rest of the team



Post a comment! You can also post a photo below:

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

44 comments | showing # 1 to 44
prev next

Danzflor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 04:05
Danzflor
HAHAHAHAHAHAH OMG OMG!! HAHAH I can't...breath! HAHAHA
stomm's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 04:12
stomm
That wasn't what I was expecting at all. Good though because the video was amazing :)
kylamity's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 04:13
kylamity
He taught that bitch a lesson.
TheOldHouse's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 04:21
TheOldHouse
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNN

This game looks pretty great
hpv's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 04:31
hpv
I can't believe that in 20+ times through the demo it never occurred to me to string someone up behind a plane.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 04:36
bodybreak
i love how the woman's husband just peaces out.

i've put 11 hours into this game so far, at 10% completion -- having an effing ball. i'm just sad that those tank that rocket upwards are so few and far between; you can ride them 100 ft. in the air, or string them to other dudes and send them 100 ft. in the air... good times.
Jaysky0's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 04:50
Jaysky0
That is a world I wouldn't mind living in.
lhaymehr's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 05:17
lhaymehr
Not magic enough to run on my XP.
Chris Carter's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 05:22
Chris Carter
This is the best IDEA of a game, within a shell of very poorly designed mission based gameplay.

I'm having a blast dicking around, but that's what a rental's for.
mmmpek's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 05:23
mmmpek
oh man that was hilarious :)
nebones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 05:26
nebones
That was amazing.
StingingVelvet's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 05:33
StingingVelvet
Excellent.

The playground aspect of the game is amazing, truly.
Zantetsuken's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 06:32
Zantetsuken
My copy arrived this morning :)

Screw uni work, imma gonna ride gas tanks.
Davidfoundation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 07:03
Davidfoundation
That was the beat ending.
ikiryou's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 07:13
ikiryou
The grappling hook novelty wore off very quickly for me...and it reminds me of Mercs 2 in spades, especially the black market supply drops.
zombiekiller13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 07:59
zombiekiller13
From what people are saying, this game reminds me of Saints Row 2: missions aren't all that great, story's a little weak, but the freedom you have to virtually do anything will keep me hooked for a long time.

String a woman to a plane and flying around with her attached? May just beat the time I jumped out of a plane in SR2 and landed on a pedestrian. Since I unlocked the ability to survive a high fall, I just got up and walked away. The pedestrian? Not so lucky.
Elzam's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 08:03
Elzam
I clicked expecting some sort of montage of driving to Steppenwolf.

This is better; consider that when my previous sentence involved Steppenwolf.
HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 08:18
HoodedMiracle
I want this game now.
Taerdin's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 08:39
Taerdin
"I clicked expecting some sort of montage of driving to Steppenwolf. "

Exactly this. I was excite for aerial stunts to Steppenwolf and instead got disney magic with stringed up woman behind plane.

I was not disappoint.
CelicaCrazed's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 09:01
CelicaCrazed
That was a lot funnier than it had any right being.

Also, I'm still hurt that you can't use the grappling hook to clothesline cyclists.
Ramalho's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 09:16
Ramalho
The problem with hooking people in planes in this game is that the planes just go crazy with any movement, that guy there was just holding the throttle and making veeeery slight change of directions.
CRAZYAPE69's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 09:20
CRAZYAPE69
im only 30 mins in and i already strapped a car to a airliner and managed to take off
jettpack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 09:32
jettpack
AAAAAAHAHAHAhahahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!! fuckng love concelmo!!!!!!! WHOEVER MADE THIS IS THE FUCKING SHIT.
Sentry's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 09:33
Sentry
Developers take note: Video recording is a MUST feature for word-of-mouth wildfire.
jettpack's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 09:34
jettpack
was that concelmo singing? it was right?
jawshoeuh's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 09:45
jawshoeuh
HAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Monodi's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 10:50
Monodi
I feel honored.

@jettpack

uhhh, is the actual Aladdin record
Chronic2Haze420's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 11:07
Chronic2Haze420
OMG I spit soda all over my keyboar I did not expect it to crash so quickley. And right when the chick starts to sing "a whole new world...."
dubdub's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 12:17
dubdub
It's the dude already singing that does the chick voice.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9-CS2v8wcc
KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 12:44
KingSigy
Just...awesome.
Lakai's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 12:51
Lakai
HAHAHA

Fucking rad.
Vinypopadop's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 12:56
Vinypopadop
I have to buy this game now..... amazing!
Qraze's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 13:06
Qraze
need game, the island from LOST is in it!
T-rav's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 13:08
T-rav
The end made me lol.
DJDrake13's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 13:09
DJDrake13
Oh, I can't wait to get home and play it. I can see myself laughing hysterically alone in the dark at this.. oh, no wait, that's what the Youtube upload is for.. sharing!
Stephen Beirne's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 13:44
Stephen Beirne
Saw this in Rev's twitter. Oh my lols.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 14:01
Justice
Very nice!
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 14:13
Velt
This game does a lot of things incredibly good.
Im going to play a little bit later.
necrozen's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 14:25
necrozen
The game rocks. Bought it yesterday and its just a big ridiculous playground. So much fun.
Batthink's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 17:34
Batthink
'A WHOLE NEW WORL-' *BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM*

XOD
Alxariam's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/25/2010 18:16
Alxariam
Dear lord, this is the greatest thing since F--K in the coffee...
lokhe's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/17/2010 17:41
lokhe
I just drank all the beer i had in my home and fired up this game, and I am litterally laughing my ass off... on a monday evening...sorry tuesday morning! Game of the Year without question!!! hah!
lace wigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 05/24/2011 04:01
lace wigs
OMG I spit soda all over my keyboar I did not expect it to crash so quickley. And right when the chick starts to sing "a whole new world...."
lace wigs
lace wigs's Avatar - Comment posted on 06/13/2011 03:14
lace wigs
Activision needs to suffer. That's sounds like hyperbole, but I'm not even kidding. They really need to suffer some major setbacks, such as the crumbling of Infinity Ward that we are now witnessing, to understand that they can't continually ass-rape the consumer and developer alike and get away with it. Kudos to those two.
tube ice machine
prev next

Comment with Facebook





Click connect and comment instantly!

Comment with Dtoid





New? SIGN UP - it takes 5 seconds

Comments policy

Destructoid is an open discussion community. You don't need to "audition" to post a comment - just speak your mind. We respect differing opinions on the site, so have at it. Be smart, funny, insightful, clueless, or cute -- but back it up with substance. Keep your cool, keep it fun. We only ask that you act respectfully and above all: don't be a troll and ruin it for everyone else. Don't bring down gamers or we'll, you know, gently shoot you in the face and stuff you into a flaming mailbox. Each comment is your opportuntity to make this community awesomer. Is that even a word?

Avoiding the banhammer only requires common sense: spamming, trolling, racism, NSFW stuff, and other forms of sucking will not be tolerated. If anyone is griefing please report abuse. Be good. Don't suck!