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JospehGate 2008: Leray spotted submitting to videogame overlords photo

Breaking news: In the wake of today's shocking revelation that internet rockstar Joseph Leray has allegedly been involved in the dark world of videogames, new evidence shows Leray partaking of what is assumed to be some form of mind-control serum, administered by known practitioner of the dark arts, Dan Paladin.

It is believed that this serum affects one's ability to live without videogames, thus enslaving Mr. Leray into the service of Paladin and his cohorts. In an effort to protect the citizenry, hordes of laser-equipped armadillos have been unleashed upon the residence of Mr. Paladin, so that he may be apprehended and brought in for questioning. 

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Justice's Avatar
Justice at 04/01/2008 08:28
Ain't Paladin one of them there types of peopels in Wars Of Warcrafts?
Camalen's Avatar
Camalen at 04/01/2008 08:31
Paladines son criaturas Santo. Voy a luchar en el ring!
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Topher Cantler at 04/01/2008 08:32
Certainly you would never spy Geraldo Beedog drinking mind control serum. Geraldo Beedog drinks only iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts, as hard-hitting beedog journalists should.



Actually, the ice is kinda melted, so it's more like cold brown water at this point, but...

AHEM. JOURNALISM.
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 04/01/2008 08:34
So disgraceful.
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NightDehumidifier at 04/01/2008 08:38
My conservative response was deleted. Must've been those goddamn liberal fairy pricks.
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Tragic Hero at 04/01/2008 08:40
I swear I saw Leray playing Bratz with Barack Obama. And I am 86.7% sure he was enjoying it.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 04/01/2008 08:53
Captain Morgan's & Diet Dr. Pepper? What, did you want your booze to taste like cough syrup strained through used adult diapers?


Um, I mean: Jesus & Ronald Reagan a-ok number one!
Artix Lumin's Avatar
Artix Lumin at 04/01/2008 09:16
I could have swore he was playing Fusion Frenzy 2...
tkyy's Avatar
tkyy at 04/01/2008 10:20
Can't wait for the update, foxoid news
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adultswim810 at 04/01/2008 12:21
ARMADILLOS!!! OH SHITTTTT!!!???!
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Dexter345 at 04/01/2008 16:39
If I remember right, that there was a combobreaker. It's a concoction that consists first of three shots of mind control serum and a fourth shot of roofie colada.
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Necros at 04/01/2008 22:27
How could you?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar
HarassmentPanda at 04/02/2008 11:24
No! Someone stop Paladin!
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