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JospehGate 2008: Leray spotted submitting to videogame overlords photo

Breaking news: In the wake of today's shocking revelation that internet rockstar Joseph Leray has allegedly been involved in the dark world of videogames, new evidence shows Leray partaking of what is assumed to be some form of mind-control serum, administered by known practitioner of the dark arts, Dan Paladin.

It is believed that this serum affects one's ability to live without videogames, thus enslaving Mr. Leray into the service of Paladin and his cohorts. In an effort to protect the citizenry, hordes of laser-equipped armadillos have been unleashed upon the residence of Mr. Paladin, so that he may be apprehended and brought in for questioning. 

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Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:28
Justice
Ain't Paladin one of them there types of peopels in Wars Of Warcrafts?
Camalen's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:31
Camalen
Paladines son criaturas Santo. Voy a luchar en el ring!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:32
Topher Cantler
Certainly you would never spy Geraldo Beedog drinking mind control serum. Geraldo Beedog drinks only iced coffee from Dunkin Donuts, as hard-hitting beedog journalists should.



Actually, the ice is kinda melted, so it's more like cold brown water at this point, but...

AHEM. JOURNALISM.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:34
BluDesign
So disgraceful.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:38
NightDehumidifier
My conservative response was deleted. Must've been those goddamn liberal fairy pricks.
Tragic Hero's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:40
Tragic Hero
I swear I saw Leray playing Bratz with Barack Obama. And I am 86.7% sure he was enjoying it.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 08:53
Mxyzptlk
Captain Morgan's & Diet Dr. Pepper? What, did you want your booze to taste like cough syrup strained through used adult diapers?


Um, I mean: Jesus & Ronald Reagan a-ok number one!
Artix Lumin's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:16
Artix Lumin
I could have swore he was playing Fusion Frenzy 2...
tkyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:20
tkyy
Can't wait for the update, foxoid news
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:21
adultswim810
ARMADILLOS!!! OH SHITTTTT!!!???!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 16:39
Dexter345
If I remember right, that there was a combobreaker. It's a concoction that consists first of three shots of mind control serum and a fourth shot of roofie colada.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 22:27
Necros
How could you?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:24
HarassmentPanda
No! Someone stop Paladin!
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