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JosephGate 2008: Paladin held for questioning photo

Following this morning's bone-splintering hard news reports, (brought to you first by FOXTOID,) Joseph Leray's new overlord, Dan Paladin, has been cuffed and brought to our news bunker for interrogation via satellite. Paladin willfully admitted to the corruption of Mr. Leray, as shown in this direct transcript from an interview conducted by FOXTOID senior analyst, Geraldo Beedog:

FOXTOID: Mr. Paladin, how do you respond to these allegations of witchcraft and the twisting of Joseph Leray's moral integrity?

Paladin: Toph? Why are you calling me? It's 7am.

FOXTOID: Geraldo Beedog of FOXTOID news here, Mr. Paladin, please answer the question. The public has a right to know the truth.

Paladin: Seriously, cut it out. Do you have that 8 bucks you owe me? 

The transmission was suddenly lost at this point, most likely because I don't have the $8 of Paladin's advanced mind control techniques, and their tendency to interfere with satellite signals. No word yet on the condition or whereabouts of Joseph Leray, but trust in the mighty, news-breaking righteousness of FOXTOID to bring you the latest developments. 


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tazarthayoot's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:42
tazarthayoot
THIS MAN MUST BE STOPPED BEFORE HE AT SOME POINT THIS YEAR RELEASES A GAME THAT WE ALL WANT...OR FUCKS A LITTLE KID. I DUNNO WHAT COMES FIRST.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:44
Topher Cantler
Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog releasing a game everyone wants. Geraldo Beedog releases only honey, from his beedog honey-making glands.

Also sweat.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:45
NightDehumidifier
Pansy liberal on his little queergadget to talk to his friends in San Francisco about arranging homoerotic love-ins while flag burning.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:50
Justice
Geraldo Beedog is America's 2nd greatest hero, rigth behind Stephen Colbert.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:50
Justice
(rigth is olde english for right*)
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:55
Mxyzptlk
Be wary of those Paladins Geraldo Beedog... they can cast Holy Strike.
kamakazi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 09:56
kamakazi
oiy just get an iphone or is that icup?
NightDehumidifier's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:04
NightDehumidifier
Stephen Colbert is a hack. A fake. Phony. He's the Avril Lavigne of conservative pundits.
brad drac's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:09
brad drac
The kicker is he'll be near impossible to apprehend unless his bubble-hearth is on cooldown. Also, geraldo beedog for presidente.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:11
Snaileb
Geraldo Beedog of FOXTOID news!

HAHAHAHAHA STACHE!
tkyy's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:26
tkyy
I hope the grandchildren of those poor old men and women to have sex in heaven
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:38
Velt
those damn mind control devices!!
Burn!! Burn in hell!
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:39
king3vbo
SPAM FLASH OF LIGHT
Redzie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:49
Redzie
did you get to fork him? dont get kinfed.
brosef's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 10:57
brosef
I hear Paladin hates America. Terrorist?

We turn now to our panel for discussion.
Teta's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:39
Teta
I bought Geraldo Beedog`s depilation wax for 2 bucks on my local store.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:07
Samit Sarkar
Waterboarding is a completely legitimate and legal method of questioning.
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:24
adultswim810
nerf pallys!
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 16:41
Dexter345
I must not have been aware of his mind control techniques previously, but I certainly am now? I mean, why else would I have such a sick obsession with wanting to play Castle Crashers again? Please send help. Dan Paladin has me under his spell.
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:17
Eschatos
That bastard.
Aziel13's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:51
Aziel13
OH lordy
NegFactor's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 18:29
NegFactor
Are we even certain that Dan Paladin is the mastermind? Could there be someone even further up the chain?!
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 22:30
Necros
I love Mr. Beedog.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:27
HarassmentPanda
More Beedog!
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