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We've just received a report from FOXTOID senior analyst Geraldo Beedog, who has managed to contact Joseph Leray himself, regarding today's shocking news of his involvement with videogames. We go now to the transcript of this exchange:

FOXTOID: Mr. Leray, you've been accused of a decades-long involvement in the world of videogames. How do you wish to respond to these allegations?

Leray: Toph, I can't talk right now, I have class. Let me call you back.  

FOXTOID: Dodging the question will not strengthen your credibility in this matter, Mr. Leray. I would suggest you give the American people an honest answer.

Leray: Seriously, I gotta go. Also, you owe me ten bucks.

FOXTOID: ...

Once again, our transmission was inexplicably interrupted at this point. It would appear that Leray's involvement in the dark arts has bestowed upon him mind control powers similar to those seen in the case of Mr. Paladin. FOXTOID will bring you more updates throughout the day. Because JOURNALISM. 


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Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:51
Aerox
You know what this is? This is a simple case of liberal atheists trying to destroy America. Mr. Leray should be ASHAMED of himself for perpetrating this nonsense on the good people of America. If it weren't for these left wing nazis like Mr. Leray, America would be in a much better place.
BigPopaGamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:51
BigPopaGamer
Bill?
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:53
Hitogoroshi
Leray is a fag. I know because he fucked me after commenting on my adams apple.
CronosBlade's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:53
CronosBlade
And as we all know, video games are played by children. It seems that Mr. Leray may have a more sinister side to him, one that only comes out in front of a computer late at night : LuvSmallBunz08
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:53
Professor Pew
Liberal atheists? Why not call him a radical while you are at it. You know what, maybe you should build a big wide fence all around them and put all of them inside of it. Maybe some guard towers and some ovens too while you're at it?

I think it is YOU who is destroying America the most, sir!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:54
Topher Cantler
Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog attending classes. Geraldo Beedog serves to TEACH America, like a learned beedog should. Why?

Because JOURNALISM.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:56
Aerox
You shut your stupid mouth Geraldo. What kind of Mexican name is Geraldo anyway? You know we only gave you this job here as part of that backwards racist affirmative action nonsense, and we're sick of dealing will all of your tired, heathen, liberal antics.

Guess what, I stole your green card and just called INS. Have fun back in Mexico, you filthy Mexican.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:58
Mxyzptlk
*Makes mental note not to lend Beedog any cash*
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:58
MrSadistic
Surely I am not the only one who thinks this is complete madness!
AgentMOO's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:59
AgentMOO
Does he not care that he rapes 10 dolphins per minute?
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 11:59
Justice
That bastard tries to beat around the bush! Not on my turf, bub!
Cowzilla3's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:00
Cowzilla3
I lent Beedog a dollar once. Subsequently I lost my life savings and was deported to South Africa.
Professor Pew's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:01
Professor Pew
Excuse me, "Papa Bear"? What kind of name is O'Reilly?? Maybe you have forgotten the oppression of the Irish in the 1860's, but I sure haven't because my mustache stems from that era.

You can keep my green card because I am a real American, unlike you and your immigrant trash family. I'll take pleasure enough in waging war on your Christmas instead! Happy Hanukkah with your Christ killer friends, sir.
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:02
Hitogoroshi
Hey Geraldo Beedog. Go back to Mexico you terrorist. You love America like O.J. loved Nicole.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:02
Snaileb
That picture of Joseph is amazing.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:02
Aerox
Talking Points 4/01

- Joseph Leray is gay

- Joseph Leray hates America

- Hitler hated America

- Joseph Leray = Hitler
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:03
Excremento
I tell you, I'm not surprised, and frankly I would be worried if this Liberal isn't a member of the American Communist League and an atheist to boot!
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:05
Aerox
Of course he's an atheist Mr. Hannity, Christians have pure souls and wouldn't play such trash as "video games" or listen to "black people music".
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:05
Hitogoroshi
Bill. Don't you dare equate that terrorist fagot to Hitler.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:09
Velt
Comunist. Thats what you are Mr. Gates: a comunist, and an inmoral one.
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:11
Excremento
You see, people got hitler's message all wrong...it wasn't "Kill the Jew" but more of a "Up with Christianity" I see no problems with that.
ceark's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:12
ceark
Mr. Beedog. You also owe me 18 dollars.
Aerox's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:13
Aerox
I'm sorry Mr. Hannity, but you're wrong. If Hitler was a Christian he wouldn't have fought against the One True Nation of God, the good old USA. Everyone knows he was planted by Satan to try to make Christians look bad. Just like dinosaur bones and science.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:17
Snaileb
MAKE IT STOP, JIMMY!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:24
Samit Sarkar
I WANT THIS SCOURGE APPREHENDED
Excremento's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:25
Excremento
@ Mr. O'rly

I don't think it was the work of Satan at all, just those islamofacists, liberals, and communists attempting to put a bad image on one of the most successful governments ever introduced to this planet. Also, keep in mind that the Nazi's didn't attack us, we were attacked by the Japanese!
Hitogoroshi's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:28
Hitogoroshi
Hannity is correct. The Japanese attacked us and the liberal atheists forced us to war with the Holy Nazi warriors.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:31
king3vbo
WHY JIMMY WHY
adultswim810's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:34
adultswim810
hahaha beedog your interviews are win
Joseph Leray's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 12:44
Joseph Leray
That Leray guy is a real fuck.
naia-the-gamer's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:14
naia-the-gamer
I think this is all BMiggs knows how to say >_>

Leray killed my father and raped my mother.
YME1280's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:55
YME1280
@naia-the-gamer

I think this is all naia-the-gamer knows how to say "Slurp, Slurp, Gargle, Gulp, mmmm Destructoid Man Milk Deliciousness"
(let me know when you start style jacking and I'll call you out too. This is all I have to go on now ... I mean for the time being. So feel free to dig yourself deeper patowan)

Link to a website
Teen Idol's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 16:38
Teen Idol
That pic is mad hilarious!!!!!

LMFAO!!! Goblin.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:38
Dexter345
Look at that flowing brown hair. What a sad fate to become of him.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 22:47
Necros
How can this day get any better?
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:40
HarassmentPanda
This "Toph" fellow owes money all around town. More hard-hitting JOURNALISM is needed.
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