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JosephGate 2008: Leray captured, surrenders unconditionally photo

This just in: Celebrity-turned-fugitive, Joseph Leray, has been captured on his college campus in Mississippi. Sources tell FOXTOID that Leray was apprehended by authorities (his girlfriend) on the way home from a morning class, and promtly removed from the premises.

FOXTOID man on the scene, Geraldo Beedog, tells us that a swift decision has been made by the Mississippi state judicial system (his girlfriend) to rehabilitate Leray rather than punish him for his involvement in this scandal. Effective immediately, Joseph Leray has been sentenced to an undisclosed number of evenings watching lame stuff on TV at his girlfriend's house instead of playing videogames. 

Justice served, JOURNALISM delivered.


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Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 04/01/2008 13:29
The kid got what he desearved.
MrSadistic's Avatar
MrSadistic at 04/01/2008 13:30
Thank God. I was tired of his shenanigans.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 04/01/2008 13:32
Thank goodness!
Topher Cantler's Avatar
Topher Cantler at 04/01/2008 13:33
Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog watching TV. Geraldo Beedog reads the paper and smokes a pipe.
king3vbo's Avatar
king3vbo at 04/01/2008 13:38
He got what he deserved, that dirty liberal
Horatio Caine's Avatar
Horatio Caine at 04/01/2008 13:42
What a relief. Our children can sleep safely now. Our fight doesn't end there though. We must put our efforts on stopping this face of evil also.
Justice's Avatar
Justice at 04/01/2008 13:44
Jack Bauer saves the day again!
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 04/01/2008 13:58
That fiend.
You did well.
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 04/01/2008 17:09
justice is severe indeed. This is a modern kind of castration
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 04/01/2008 17:22
I recommend execution.
Dexter345's Avatar
Dexter345 at 04/01/2008 17:45
Hopefully everything turns out okay for the once-great Mr. Leray. Some day, he may be well again.
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 04/02/2008 00:06
I feel like I've witnessed the end of a spectacular saga.
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HarassmentPanda at 04/02/2008 11:44
"has been sentenced to an undisclosed number of evenings watching lame stuff on TV at his girlfriend's house instead of playing videogames"

I got that sentence loooooong ago. But my house became my girlfriend's house.
AlmightyTooth's Avatar
AlmightyTooth at 04/15/2008 02:02
OMG!! you can buy buckets for $10? AWESOME!!!
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