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JosephGate 2008: Leray captured, surrenders unconditionally photo

This just in: Celebrity-turned-fugitive, Joseph Leray, has been captured on his college campus in Mississippi. Sources tell FOXTOID that Leray was apprehended by authorities (his girlfriend) on the way home from a morning class, and promtly removed from the premises.

FOXTOID man on the scene, Geraldo Beedog, tells us that a swift decision has been made by the Mississippi state judicial system (his girlfriend) to rehabilitate Leray rather than punish him for his involvement in this scandal. Effective immediately, Joseph Leray has been sentenced to an undisclosed number of evenings watching lame stuff on TV at his girlfriend's house instead of playing videogames. 

Justice served, JOURNALISM delivered.


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14 comments | showing # 1 to 14

Neonie's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:29
Neonie
The kid got what he desearved.
MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:30
MrSadistic
Thank God. I was tired of his shenanigans.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:32
Samit Sarkar
Thank goodness!
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:33
Topher Cantler
Surely you would never spy Geraldo Beedog watching TV. Geraldo Beedog reads the paper and smokes a pipe.
king3vbo's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:38
king3vbo
He got what he deserved, that dirty liberal
Horatio Caine's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:42
Horatio Caine
What a relief. Our children can sleep safely now. Our fight doesn't end there though. We must put our efforts on stopping this face of evil also.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:44
Justice
Jack Bauer saves the day again!
Cheeburga's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 13:58
Cheeburga
That fiend.
You did well.
Velt's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:09
Velt
justice is severe indeed. This is a modern kind of castration
Eschatos's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:22
Eschatos
I recommend execution.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/01/2008 17:45
Dexter345
Hopefully everything turns out okay for the once-great Mr. Leray. Some day, he may be well again.
Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 00:06
Necros
I feel like I've witnessed the end of a spectacular saga.
HarassmentPanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/02/2008 11:44
HarassmentPanda
"has been sentenced to an undisclosed number of evenings watching lame stuff on TV at his girlfriend's house instead of playing videogames"

I got that sentence loooooong ago. But my house became my girlfriend's house.
AlmightyTooth's Avatar - Comment posted on 04/15/2008 02:02
AlmightyTooth
OMG!! you can buy buckets for $10? AWESOME!!!
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