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This just in: Celebrity-turned-fugitive, Joseph Leray, has been captured on his college campus in Mississippi. Sources tell FOXTOID that Leray was apprehended by authorities (his girlfriend) on the way home from a morning class, and promtly removed from the premises.
FOXTOID man on the scene, Geraldo Beedog, tells us that a swift decision has been made by the Mississippi state judicial system (his girlfriend) to rehabilitate Leray rather than punish him for his involvement in this scandal. Effective immediately, Joseph Leray has been sentenced to an undisclosed number of evenings watching lame stuff on TV at his girlfriend's house instead of playing videogames.
Justice served, JOURNALISM delivered.
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