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Jordin Sparks puts Pac-Man on her fingernails photo

Nothing like a story that will get torn apart in the comments as soon as its posted to kick off the weekend, so here we go. Now, previous to this day I would have told you that I would never compliment a person who spells Jordan with an "i" since that's not even a way you can spell that name, but I have to admit that as far as manicures go the Pac-Man one above is pretty awesome. That's right, those fingers belong to none other than American Idol person (did she win?) Jordin Sparks. Evidently she's really obssesed with her nails.

Now you might think that this is possibly the dumbest news you'll read today (it's not, I've got some dumb stuff planned), but let's give the girl some credit for plastering an iconic videogame character onto her nails. It's not even just painted on, it's like the nail equivalent of marzipan on a cake. Of course she tweeted this image at the end of August, but since no one at Destructoid follows her we had to wait for People to post the image to discover it.

Jordin Sparks's Twitter and People linked in one post. It's the beginning of the end.


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Magnalon's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 08:06
Magnalon
IVE GOT THE MUSIC IN MEH
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 08:06
Stevil
Yes, she won. Then she banged on about how pro-choice was wrong on her Myspace page. It didn't kill her career though...Only in America, baby!
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 08:07
Los255
I'd Jordin her Sparks. HURR.

Seriously, she is fucking hot.
andycadaver's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 08:36
andycadaver
@Los255: Duuuuude. Dammit, you blew it. That was my first, initial reaction to this post. To the dot. I'm up way too early and that was supposed to be my bout of laziness for the day. Back to sleep for me, you party-pooper.
KrazyKraut's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 09:17
KrazyKraut
wtf is she?
meijin3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 09:37
meijin3
@Stevil: It didn't kill her career? Good! There's nothing wrong with being pro-life! Children should not be killed for the sake of convenience, and from the moment of conception, each baby has it's own genetic code
Stevil's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 10:07
Stevil
I wish all children were dead. Period.
project2501's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 10:16
project2501
Wow, those are some tore up cuticles. Girl needs to drink more water.
DarkMagic56's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 10:53
DarkMagic56
I would love to see her play Pac-Man than to see Pac-Man on her nails
Gorelord's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 10:54
Gorelord
ill take a handjob jordin
ErigBurger's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 11:13
ErigBurger
I find painted fingernails so unappealing. I don't know why anyone thinks it looks good. And orange? At first glance I thought someone had been eating Cheetos.
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 11:30
Xzyliac
@meijin3
Tell me do you eat meat? Mighty convienent of you to kill an animal because it's the easiest way to get your protein.

"Oh but you need meat to survive."

Believe or not a large number of people get abortions to survive too for a variety of reasons.

Now if you excuse I'm getting the hell out of this post.
indigit4l's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 13:22
indigit4l
Slow news day?
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 13:23
Midgetsnowman
@Meijin3: Okay. cool. so if I rape your daughter and she gets preggo its good to know imma be a daddeh.
Dexter345's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 13:27
Dexter345
These are wretched.
agentarsenic's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 14:43
agentarsenic
ITS A PAC-MANICURE
i slay me
psycho terror2's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 15:01
psycho terror2
i didn't want to be the first to say it, but these look fucking awful.

i swear you could mold a dog turd into the shape of banjo and kazooie and a legion of morons would still want it nailed to their bedroom wall.
kingtobo's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/10/2009 19:47
kingtobo
I love you agentarsenic
meijin3's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2009 00:11
meijin3
@midgetsnowman: You just made yourself look like a dumbass for saying you would rape someones daughter

@Xzyliac: Humans and animals are totally different things. And besides I don't know what kind of idiot would get so upset over someone defending an innocent child's life. It's really retarded if you think about it.
Midgetsnowman's Avatar - Comment posted on 10/11/2009 00:49
Midgetsnowman
@Meijin3: Yep. It was intended as a pointing out that generally there are places and times where the pro-life argument falls flat on its fucking face. Such as cases of rape. Cases where the mother and the baby will both die if she tries to carry it to term, not to mention how at least some pro-lifers have the crazy idea in their head that the best way to get people to rever every human life that is born is to attempt to murder abortion performing doctors by firebombing their clinics.
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