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John Carmack hates Vista, maybe you should too photo

John Carmack is a great many things. He's an idol to programmers, a model of the American dream and a giant lizard. Wait, no, scratch that last one. John Carmack is not a giant lizard.

Gamesindustry.biz posted a few choice words Carmack had recently on Microsoft's new OS, Vista, and none of them are flattering. You'd think that some of the "the's" and "is's" would be, but you would be wrong. All of Carmack's articles are filled with pure derision.

Hit the jump for the finest in choice quotes. 

"Nothing is going to help a new game by going to a new operating system. There were some clear wins going from Windows 95 to Windows XP for games, but there really aren't any for Vista,"

"They're artificially doing that by tying DX10 [DirectX 10] so close it, which is really nothing about the OS. It's a hardware-interface spec. It's an artificial thing that they're doing there.

"They're really grasping at straws for reasons to upgrade the operating system. I suspect I could run XP for a great many more years without having a problem with it."


He makes excellent points there, and if anyone in the world would know about this sort of thing it would be John Carmack. If the amount of times he's created revolutionary bits of code in his game development business were somehow magically transformed into beautiful women, well ... he would have slept with a FUCKTON of beautiful women.  You can't argue with that kind of experience.


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Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 11:53
Toneman
See this is where me and Carmack differ. My coding does change into beautiful women. That bold tag a just used? Now a hot asian lady sittin on my lap.
Ballistic90's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 11:56
Ballistic90
I wasn't planning on buying Vista regardless.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:00
Snaileb
Toneman will you be my best friend? Blood brother? Roomie?? I'll let you code for as long as you want! I swearz!

PS . OMFGZ NEX JUST BLOGGED A NAUGHTY WORD!! OH NOES!!1!!
michiyoyoshiku's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:14
michiyoyoshiku
I'm sticking with XP Pro for now
if it ain't broke don't fix it
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:17
Rockvillian
I waited 2 years to install service pack 2 for XP, I can wait just as long for Vista.

Now if SPORE somehow ends up requiring Vista... I don't want to think about it, my wallet is hurting.
skankerzero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:17
skankerzero
meh, carmack is ok, if not a bit overrated. I'll give to him though, he's good at throwing stuff out first. Though, his engine code (esp doom 3) usually really is designed with only that game in mind.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:18
Snaileb
skankerzero its designed for SCI FI FPS. Just take a look at Prey. Its not the 'Prey' engine.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:20
BlindsideDork
If he stuck out his tongue and pulled it in really fast...definitely a giant lizard!
David Boring's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:32
David Boring
so, the ps3 sucks to develop on and now microsoft, too ? maybe he's just to lazy to learn some new programming tricks...
Rockvillian's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:39
Rockvillian
@Blindside

I had to see for myself.

Yeah!
5lectro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:39
5lectro
I'll be jumping to Ubuntu in a year or two. Until then, XP.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:44
BahamutZero
yeah xp is nice and stable on my new macbook pro, I heard there are still a lot of driver issues for vista. man running half life2 and medieval 2 total war on a mac is trippy. and awesome.

and carmac reminds me of my old boss. the guy actually owned lizards. and licked his lips all the time. what a creep.

but fuck it how am I going to run crysis?

David Boring's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:45
David Boring
@rockvillians avatar

caveman ughlympics, i love this game and i want a remake
CaffeinePowered's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:45
CaffeinePowered
Ill stick with XP, Im sure DX10 will work just fine on it, and if MS requires Vista, Id give some cracker a month to get it to run on XP
Halaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:47
Halaster
Hahaha, that picture is awesome Rockvillian. :)

Thanks for the laugh.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:48
BlindsideDork
Bahamut so you are using Boot Camp?
deanhatescoffee's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 12:53
deanhatescoffee
Thanks for that lizard pic, Rockvillian. I was thinking about doing that myself, but you just saved me three days of l33t haxz0ring. :)
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:05
scrap
How much is a fuckton anyway?
Lightthrower's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:05
Lightthrower
Not only is he right but take a look at that link: [url=http://http://www.dabcc.com/article.aspx?id=3418[/url] . NSA and Microsoft worked together to make Vista... doesn't look good after all the eavesdropping they've done lately.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:27
BahamutZero
yay boot camp. parallels is convenient but not nearly fast enough for games or viddie edits. I also think installing xp on the mac was easier than the pc - bootcamp is a piece of cake

scrap - approximately 2.71 fucktons to a shitton
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:29
BlindsideDork
I have been on the fence about getting boot camp, if it was worth the time and I am not 100% sure on which games my iMac could handle.
Topher Cantler's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:34
Topher Cantler
gee, that's a shame. (Mac FTW)
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:39
Toneman
On the topic of Macs. Is the G5 the worst Mac ever or something? Because my college has hundreds of them and they're all slow as shit.
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:40
Namelessted
I could not disagree with Carmack anymore on this subject. Just the other day I was going on in the vent server at how great vista is going to be for games. What he doesn't seem to understand is that Vista is going to bring new people to gaming. For the run of the mill WW2 shooter or RTS it won't make a difference. But if you want to push the envelope with DirectX 10, Vista is gonna be the shit.

Aside from that Vista is going to have LIVE, and if M$ is going to do what I think they are going to do, then gaming is going to get huge. Instead of the average PC user playing Solitare all day they can offer more games through LIVE to get them playing those games. I would not be surprised to start seeing XBLA games on Vista, they have already showed some and there are only going to be more.

Once Microsoft can get all of the Vista users into something more like Geometry Wars, even UNO on LIVE, then they are going to be able to get them to get into other stuff like RoboBlitz and AssaultHeroes. And from there possibly MMOs and full retail FPSs and RTSs. Vista is going to be huge for gaming because Microsoft wants it to be big for gaming.
BahamutZero's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:53
BahamutZero
yeah it is definitely sweet that vista will have the 360 live service, probably the best online gaming there is. halo 2 ftw. I'm still going to wait at least 6 months before I buckle under and get a copy so they can actually release a non-buggy version

that nsa shit scares me too
Dot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:56
Dot
As far as I am concerned, Carmack is talking rubbish here. I am running a RTM release of Vista on this PC and, well, somehow I am seeing a 5-20% increase in FPS in most games-like HL2, FEAR and others-with a few exceptions such as Oblivion which run a bit(about ~5%) slower than under XP. I haven't seen a single crash yet in all my time spend playing those games as well. For those games that aren't really compatible with Vista, I just have dual boot to XP. So that performance boost alone is enough to justify the upgrade cost for me. And that's even not factoring in stuff which isn't usable right now like Live Anywhere and DX10.
Dot's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 13:58
Dot
"yeah it is definitely sweet that vista will have the 360 live service, probably the best online gaming there is."
Just to be honest, I don't think that most hardcore PC gamers actually care about Live, existing online multiplayer is already enough for us. :P
Mxyzptlk's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 14:18
Mxyzptlk
Be wary when reading just the "choice words" from an interview, they leave out a lot. His main deal with Vista/DX10 isn't that it's crap, just that it's not necessary for every PC gamer to run out and upgrade right away.

Anyone who has a computer pimped out enough to run Vista well (and who will also be early adopters of DX10 cards) is most likely already big into PC gaming. The OS is certainly going to be nice, but I can't see how it's going suddenly to bring in new gamers out of nowhere.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 14:32
BlindsideDork
Everyone talking about Vista and gaming...this Christmas we got a laptop for my mom from Circuit City and they said we can sign up and get free download of Vista and my dad wants to do it this weekend? Well anyways, I just don't know why we are doing that, especially if it is more for gamers.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 14:37
BluDesign
Blindside, BootCamp can't run on all intels either, so buyer beware when you go out shopping for a copy of XP Pro. Download Boot Camp and go through the installer first. If that all works, just cancel the install, go buy XP and do it again. Best if you know before hand.

My iMac won't run Boot Camp for whatever reason, so my active Steam account goes unused for now, at least until Leopard ships and Boot Camp is officially supported by Apple. then I can figure out WTF is going on on my iMac.

I have a friend who can't run it at all on his laptop... Not because it doesn't run... It runs beautifully, but because Apple outsourced two different companies for wireless networking cards on MBP's. He bought the other kind. And his wireless is broken on XP. And Bahamut, what are you doing editing video on Windows for anyway? FCP is just as fast as anything you're using in XP, and possibly more compatible. My render times on FCP are lightning fast compared to on Premiere in XP.
BlindsideDork's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 14:44
BlindsideDork
Hmmm, intersting. I wouldn't go buy XP cause I have a copy from my old computer (Apple Switcher). I am just intereted in playing a game or two...don't know if they would work on my computer or not though.

Whenever I look at the specs of my computer and compare it to others, I feel they are 2 different languages
maximum0v3rdriv3's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 16:43
maximum0v3rdriv3
OMG are you kidding? Live on my computer! Omg thats so awesome i can now download and play games from my childhood? OMG THATS AWESOME... Wait. I can already do that with my current OS.. Matter of fact i already have.. and i can play those games online with my friends.. Yeah. I sure don't care about Live on my PC.
Lezbro's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 17:41
Lezbro
Actually, I've always seen Carmack as more nutria.
RskimB's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/12/2007 18:03
RskimB
Vista is prettyful
nightmareci's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 01:39
nightmareci
@ BlindsideDork about the G5:
The G5 is a much different processor than x86 (most notable the crazy Xeon setup in the Mac Pro desktop computers), with the G5 being a PowerPC based processor, which is best used in integrated/dedicated computer devices. PowerPC processors are used in the Gamecube, Wii, Xbox 360, and the PS3's cell processor is a PowerPC variant fully compatible with regular PowerPC (shorthand for PowerPC is just PPC), and if you've played those systems, they perform very well for what they are intended to do (one thing at a time, play a single videogame). PowerPC's aren't exactly the greatest processor in the world for desktop computers (multiprocessing, x86's are better at this), and Apple was somewhat idiotic in using them for the longest time, but ever since they've made the jump to x86 processors, performance (at least with Universal binary and Intel-only programs) is altogether better compared to the last highest end G5/PPC based Macs, and even a few non-Universal programs work better on Intel Macs (I've only *heard* performance is better, I've never used PPC Macs very much myself). I would've likely never made the switch to getting a Mac, had Apple never switched to x86, seeing I'm a Linux user, and in the future Linux will be much more usable on Intel Macs, and drivers will be usable, especially video card drivers.

Carmack is right about Vista not being needed by most consumers, and DX10 could easily be implemented into Windows XP, but Microsoft obviously needs more reasons for consumers to jump into Vista, which is understandable, because they need software sales to stay in business. I still will probably NEVER get Vista (even if it becomes as perfect as POSIX-based operating systems), because I'm getting closer and closer to cutting my reliance on Windows entirely, which comes with cutting various Windows-only games from my life, but I'm living with it well enough (and the Mac version of Cave Story helps too. Hope you know about that version, Sheir).

Also strange is that I notice a few games in Linux run better than they ever did in Windows, on the same hardware. Stepmania is the main game I notice, because in Windows the framerate is just fine, but it stutters sometimes, which makes the game annoying as hell to play (think losing a massive combo JUST BECAUSE OF A STUTTER), but in Linux it runs smooth all the time, stuttering only on extremely rare occasions. Mac OS X is similar in performance, but my Mac is much higher end than my Windows/Linux computer, so it can't be very fairly compared.

I may have deviated a bit from the original topic, but I kinda wanted to say all this crap, and I don't care if nobody ever reads it.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 01/13/2007 04:58
Burnt Meatloaf
Obviosly, if someone doesn't offer a glowing review of a piece of software, they "hate" it. It's true, though -- people don't really need Vista for now. I'd be more interested in it if the new CLI and shwll were ready. Windows always did have pretty sucky shell tools, no matter how good the gaming APIs are.

As for the G5, it was a troublesome CPU and had quite a few problems running code designed for the earlier Motorolla processors. IBM and Motorolla had different ISA implementations. Plus, PowerPC really sucks for stack-based code. It's really an embedded processor designed for vector code, which isn't used often in desktop applications. That's why Apple always used Photoshop for its benchmarks -- it's all vector code. Try running a Java app, and you'd probably be more productive and have more fun trying to eat a soft boiled egg with a pair of tweezers. Funny, you'd expect such a "clean" architecture to run circles around an old clunker like x86, but that's not the case... by a longshot.
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