How can you complain about DOA girls' boobs being unrealistic in proportion and mechanics, yet endorse Bayonetta who is way further from realistic proportions than any DOA girl? I'm not a fan of either personall, but when it comes to sexual appeal, Bayonetta looks like the mutant offspring of Kate Beckinsale and a giraffe.

Has anybody thought that the bounciness effect may be caused by technical limitations (in the physics engine)? If you think this isn't the case, name a game with perfect breast simulation physics.

I’s surprised this isn’t Anita Sarkeesian main argument. I mean Ico? Really????

Okay so jerking it to the giant crazy bouncing tits is bad I get it already! But what about jerking to dat ass!!!!1?

Thank God for Jim. I always thought the same think, and now I see I'm not alone.

Where would lord Jimmothy get a fleshlight? Thats like the dali lama having a... umm fleshlight.

William Dafoe is giving Jimmothy's fleshlight HEAD heh!

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Pretty much ANY UE3 game has far more realistic looking physics. It's nothing to do with the tech, it's their own style.

"FYI, I fully admit today's episode is silly and quite possibly pointless"

What does this really mean? You admit that your argument is deeply flawed and a complete joke? Yes, I agree. You go on about furries being totally fine, then 5 seconds later compare Dead or Alive to female genital mutilation.

It's not "silly" Jim. It's completely hypocritical, and probably one of the dumbest Jimquisitions I've ever seen. And you only even use footage from old Team Ninja games, because if you showed Dead or Alive 5, Metroid: Other M or Ninja Gaiden 3, your argument wouldn't even apply.

What a fucking hack you were this week. Couldn't think of anything for this episode so why not just totally smear Team Ninja for no fucking reason with entirely hypocritical and inaccurate arguments, while quietly admitting that it's just "silly" in the text below?

Kudos Jim.

You're entertaining Jim and you're right that Team Ninja is full of shit but as for it being wrong to like huge boobs on young ladies I dunno. Seems like that's just your personal opinion considering how many copies of that garbage actually sells. Apparently there are a lot of people who get off on that weird conceptualization of sexuality and boob physics.

But that being said, still thank god for you.

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Should not listen to this while eating.

Team Ninja should have just said something along the lines of "When people ask someone if they like Dead or Alive they usually respond with "Is that the game with the girls with huge tits?" So now that we make the game that is known as "The game with the girls with huge tits", we will now forever make huge tits on girls in the game because that is the only thing people talk about when it comes to our game."

At least that would be honest.

The problem with Jelly Tits is that they are in the uncanny vally, they look totally off putting to my eyes. Tits to a male a supposed to look good and jelly tits are a crime worse than raping pandas*

Maybe if Team Ninja did their localisation right and put in realistic tit physics for us westerners then everybody would be happy.

*I apologise to any pandas reading this

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It's the unlockable, underage stripper-dances in Dead or Alive that bother me. Seriously, that girl is supposed to be 17. Why is she in a thong and rubbing her butt against a stripper pole in the game?

And my problem is not big breasts... it's that those breasts make me sea-sick. That's not how boobs move! Also, I happen to not be a 12 year old pervert, so I'm okay with "real" beauty and modestly sized women in games (Alyx Vance, Faith, Jade, etc.)

Team Ninja can keep their melon chested fantasy girls, I don't care. I just wish they would make more female characters other than melon chested women with model level figures. Most of the DOA female cast consists of the same (or similar) body with different heads on it. A little variety in character physique and some self control would do Team Ninja some good. I don't even like any of their games, I just can't stand how little variation there is in age and body type in a lot of their games.

Damn, that last sentence wasn't worded right. Team Ninja's character designs have nothing to do with whether I like them or not. I was trying to say that my interest in them changing up their designs now and than is from the perspective of an outsider, not a fan. But I sincerely doubt they'll mature anytime soon.

jim sterling and fleshlights. sweet

I completely disagree with Jim. Condone shoe or furry porn but sanction giant wobbly breast in a videogame? Really? I had to stop the video half way through as I was getting upset. The bigger the better I say.

plastic tits > no tits.

Run Jill Valentine! Hiide!

no tits > plastic tits

What's the issue here? I know that it's a video about bouncy breasts and I shouldn't be taking this very seriously, but I really see no problem with finding unrealistic breasts attractive. I think that everyone should watch hentai, because when you can create a character that can look however you please, your sexuality becomes completely clear. It's the same with Dead or Alive.

Meh, i prefer when you make episodes that don't involve feminist propaganda.

How about different female characters have different body types? I noticed this playing Final Fantasy X-2... they all have the same bodies and it's BORING. Give me small boobs, medium boobs, big boobs, big butts, a chubby chick (just one though) in my games. The guys have different bodies, why can't the chicks?

Derek Yu, on this very site, just made a comment along these lines in that after you comment on everything you don't like, comment on everything you do.
http://www.destructoid.com/spelunky-s-derek-yu-responds-to-misogyny-accusations-235902.phtml

So I ask, if these plastic unrealistically moving breasts physics are sweet, misguided, pervy, creepy, sleazy, weird, freaky, pervy, pervy, pervy, bad boobs, what is a, you know, not that? I would imagine that more realistically sized (all shapes and sizes btw) and physically realistic breasts would be much more appealing to exploit.

Hey, where's that video of Jim sexing up Sonic the Hedgehog?

My problem isn't that Team Ninja made a game that objectifies women; that is what they do.

My problem is them trying to justify it with cultural relativism; that is some seriously spineless shit. The people at Team Ninja are creeps in America and they are creeps in Japan; it isn't like the DOA series is considered high art by Japanese people.

There are pervy losers everywhere; their demographic is well represented in the video game market. Just own up to it. Just admit it; don't obfuscate, celebrate.

Someday, Itagaki and Team Ninja will see actual boobs and feel really silly about themselves.

It's sad that Team Ninja still makes products that make me embarrassed to be a gamer - like how The Man Show made me embarrassed to be a man level of embarrassment - but if they want me to continue to write off everything the entire studio does, then so be it.

play 100 eroge and then talk.
Usually I agree with Jim in jimquisition videos but not this one. He makes it too big of a deal and takes a non-issue (at least to me) too seriously. I don't play DOA, but I don't mind big boobs. Little girls? if it's better looking than old woman then why not?
Not real? well, yeah. It's fictional, hence "video game".

Jim and these PC guys want some granny pr0n with sagging tits in games.

Ironically, me and my sister, female cousins, and girlfriends, all enjoy playing japanese fighting games together, because of the over the top violence and silly out-fits.

So what you're saying is, it's okay, but it's not okay? That makes sense. Then there is the fact that all the footage you used in the video was from the beach volleyball games as though there are people care about them and that they are representative of what the series is as a whole. They're not. There's also the fact that they've redone everyone's character models so that look more realistic and not like the dolls you so often refer to them as. At the very least, they're more "realistic" than that oddly proportioned thing that is Bayonetta. Still, it's not like the characters didn't have personalities or motivations, which you seem to so fervently believe.

Bayonetta looks like a Shemale.

So wait Jim.

You talk about wanting the new Dante to basically be "in" you, yet we are pervy and creepy for looking at the breast on DOA girls?

You are a total and complete hypocrite, saying "like whatever you want, all power to you", EXCEPT if liking this.

Do you think your rants through or just like the sound and smell of your own farts?

Also, if you want to make a point, why not keep your video focusing on the NEW Dead or Alive game and not the extreme volleyball games from years ago. But yeah, that probably wont fuel your rant.

I'm sure if they added some bouncy sausages on the men, you wouldn't complain about that....

And lastly, I will defend one thing about Bayonetta base don this comments I see here.

The character model for Bayonetta was based on runway models. If you've seen a lot of them, Bayonetta's proportions are not unrealistic at all. Granted, runway models bodies are not exactly the norm.

You gay or something son?

I do agree Jim, though i don't think it was totally pointless. i guess ms sarkin will have fun with this.

I liked the boobs. Also my best friends are bigger. No, she's not a bigger girl either.

Agreed, Jim. We're more and more quickly falling into a world that confuses itself more with manufactured (all ones, political and social and cultural as well -- not just manufactured 3D breasts on a computer screen) ideas and images than the true weight of real empirical data gathered in the real world.

tl;dr Men who view anime and video games view many more fictionalized women than real life women (not criticizing, just saying it has to be true numbers wise), so they have incredibly false conceptions of women. And thanks to the modern era it will continue to stay that way.

Eh. Personally, I have no interest in fighting games, other than seeing how ridiculous (and maybe hot) the chicks are in it. And I never play them, unless a friend happens to own it. (And I usually don't even play as the chicks then, go figure.) So I don't really give a shit if DoA is like this. The physics ARE pretty stupidly crazy, but whatever.
And as far as anime goes, these tits are pretty tame. Or... at least in the norm.

It's been part of the DOA series since the first game on PS1. It's like removing fatalities in Mortal Kombat if they didn't have it in there. Better than dudes with bouncing jocks so I'm not complaining. Better to save my hate for EA.