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Wow, you really loved your foray into pornographic political commentary, huh? I fully expect every news story from now on to be punctuated with dicks (with vaginal parentheticals).
... I suppose I'd have to be a Mass Effect fan to understand the underlying depth to this disucssion on the matter. I know the geist of which the fact that the write a Mrs. Hepler (I believe) is the main narrative writer, and while being hated by the entire anonymous interent she seems to coerce people into a sexual driven story. Anyway. This video still made me laugh, and I guess that in the end is all that matters.
Aww, shucks. I guess this will be the first Jimquisition I won't watch with my two-year-old daughter:(
Darn you, age gate!
Darn you, age gate!
Really? Nobody's gonna speak up? I'm the one who's gonna have to say it? *sigh* Alright...I have the weirdest boner.
I didn't want to hear it in Jim's voice :'( When I originally read it, I heard Morgan Freeman start the prose, and somewhere in it, Liam O'Brien took over.
Jim reading it out loud, will make it lose the magic. I shall skip the rest of this Jimquisition....but Thank God for Mr. Jim Sterling.
Jim reading it out loud, will make it lose the magic. I shall skip the rest of this Jimquisition....but Thank God for Mr. Jim Sterling.
How can it be gay, shepard was the one doing it. I was just making him. That means I'm not gay....right....RIGHT?
Spoiler alerts, please, Jim! That will completely ruin the surprise that many players will have in store when they booted up Mass Effect 3 for the first time.
But no, you had to share the revelations acquired through contact with the Prothean beacon with everyone to give them an urgent warning of dire catastrophe awaiting them in the future through the most powerful media known to man of any orientation: the Web Video.
All of Bioware's well-laid plans way laid resulting in millions less men gay laid!
Don't listen to Spider-Man with his "With great power comes great responsibility" dross. Spider-Man will make you gay, anyway, so I've been told. He's just trying to eliminate the competition!
But no, you had to share the revelations acquired through contact with the Prothean beacon with everyone to give them an urgent warning of dire catastrophe awaiting them in the future through the most powerful media known to man of any orientation: the Web Video.
All of Bioware's well-laid plans way laid resulting in millions less men gay laid!
Don't listen to Spider-Man with his "With great power comes great responsibility" dross. Spider-Man will make you gay, anyway, so I've been told. He's just trying to eliminate the competition!
Jesus. That was really explicit. I think it's mainly the word choices. Everything is so juvenile, but it's so damn hilarious.
@Rorek - It's meant to mock the fans who complain about having a completely optional choice of pairing male Shepard with another male character, therefore ruining their game experience. Jim would be the last person to make a hateful parody of Helper's writing, if some of his previous blog entries are to be believed.
Having the Final Fantasy IX ost in the background makes it even better. Now I've got images of Commander Shepard and Kuja getting it on.
BRAVO! I hope you start writing a sequel with Dragon Age. Hawk and the Warden and their "swordfights"
I was wondering how you couldve made the original better; and then you read it
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Fandango,
Thank you. I still do not necessarily understand this whole debacle, but then again I never had the proper chance to become a Mass Effect fan, and I had refused to accept the cheap gimmick they gave PlayStation users when the re-released Mass Effect2 on the PlayStation3 console (an interactive comic? Really?!) Still. Hopefully this whole debacle will just fade back into the vile obyss from which it spawned from within the internet (meaning this whole, Hepler, Narrative, Mass Effect fan crazed nonsense came in for which ever myriad of reason(s.)
Thank you. I still do not necessarily understand this whole debacle, but then again I never had the proper chance to become a Mass Effect fan, and I had refused to accept the cheap gimmick they gave PlayStation users when the re-released Mass Effect2 on the PlayStation3 console (an interactive comic? Really?!) Still. Hopefully this whole debacle will just fade back into the vile obyss from which it spawned from within the internet (meaning this whole, Hepler, Narrative, Mass Effect fan crazed nonsense came in for which ever myriad of reason(s.)
For most of the reading, I was in complete silence. And when "massive gay woody" popped up, I proceeded to almost die of laughter. And I have a feeling that I'm alone in thinking that this is a thinly veiled and incredibly detailed description of what Jim could possibly do to Holmes should they ever be left alone together at either E3 or PAX if Podtoid is any indication.
I'm from the Erotica Police and demand you shut this down NOW.
The charge?
Distributing boners without a license.
You're going DOWN for a long , long time my friend.
The charge?
Distributing boners without a license.
You're going DOWN for a long , long time my friend.
We get it.
Embracing Gaydom makes you better and more advanced than people that do not actively do that. Hurry. Congrats. Whoopty Fucking Dooody Dee.
I refer to the Faith no More song: WE CARE A LOT.
Embracing Gaydom makes you better and more advanced than people that do not actively do that. Hurry. Congrats. Whoopty Fucking Dooody Dee.
I refer to the Faith no More song: WE CARE A LOT.
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