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Jimpressions: Perfect Dark on Xbox Live Arcade photo

Remember when Rare was synonymous with top-of-the-range shooters as opposed to sentient animals full of candy? We do, which is why we've been quite happy to see Perfect Dark getting a release on Xbox Live Arcade. Perfect Dark XBLA goes one step further than a mere port, however. It's a mere port with HD GRAPHICS!

Having taken this previous N64 exclusive for a test drive, what does Destructoid think of it? Well, why don't we just tell you, for God's sake? Hit the jump for some quick Jimpressions and to see if this is worth your time and money.

The most striking thing about Perfect Dark isn't how the graphics have received a classy new overhaul, it's just how well the game has stood the test of time. First-person-shooters are classically among the first to suffer the effects of old age, as archaic control schemes and dodgy physics ruin an experience we once remember as brilliant. Perfect Dark certainly lacks the bells and whistles of modern FPS', and you'll soon feel the lack of a compass, but Rare's old classic still feels great to play. 

The controls have adapted well to the Xbox 360 controller, although scrolling through weapons via the Y and B buttons feels strange. There's a radial menu assigned to the Left Bumper, but it feels dodgy to use. That minor niggle aside, Perfect Dark works great. You'll have to get used to the lack of regenerating health and all the other crap that modern shooters bestow upon us, but Perfect Dark's purity is something to be commending. 

As far as those all-important graphics go, Pefect Dark looks rather swanky. You can most definitely tell that the game's been upscaled from something far, far older, and it doesn't look half as good as some of the titles on XBLA, but compared to the N64 original, Perfect Dark XBLA is a veritable oil painting. Characters, especially, look so much better than their terrifying N64 counterparts. While PD might disappoint those expecting a full engine overhaul, completely remade from the ground up, those merely looking for a significantly prettier game will be satisfied. 

New additions are thin on the ground, but obviously the game can go online this time around. I can't tell you about that part because, well, hardly anybody has the game yet. Split screen is included if you want to kick it up old school, though. Obviously, Achievements are in full effect, as are Avatar Awards. Score a headshot, win a digital T-shirt. Easy as pie. 

Perfect Dark XBLA is looking like a worthwhile purchase for fans of the original, if only because it provides the same gameplay while going far easier on the eyes. If you've not played Perfect Dark before, then this is as good a time as any. Newcomers who possess at least a healthy appreciation for old school gaming will find plenty to like about Perfect Dark. Shooting doesn't get more simple, or satisfying, than this. 

The short story: It's Perfect Dark but looks better. What else can you say?








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Dr Milkdad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:34
Dr Milkdad
You sound Jimpressed.
Arch649's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:34
Arch649
Sounds good Jim.
the Company's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:36
the Company
Playing Perfect Dark with dual sticks sounds like enough of a reason to try this out, opposed to the Jimpractical N64 layout, at least by today's standards.
Karunga's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:39
Karunga
AND THE JIMPRESSIONS RETURNS!!!
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:41
Kraid
I AM VERY EXCITE FOR THIS GAME YES!!!
GRiVEN's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:42
GRiVEN
I remember going to my brother's friends house to watch them play the original on an 80" projection screen.

Looking forward to getting to play it for myself.
sickboy0138's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:43
sickboy0138
So....Is this game still gonna have Co op against bots and stuff like i remember it?....that was so much fun when i was younger.
Shad's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:43
Shad
I could never get past the first level od perfect dark...
fitzinator's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:44
fitzinator
EKANS!!!
Sparta2020's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:45
Sparta2020
"but compared to the N65 original" lol
Space Moose's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:45
Space Moose
Jim Dandy this game looks great!!
Infamy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 17:58
Infamy
VERY NICE I LIKE, EXCITE FOR THIS YES /borat
X3Ent3nte's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:03
X3Ent3nte
theres this user review on metacritic by a one "James S." that gave heavy rain 3 out of 10. The extremely scathing review in particular critises the origami killer, the quality of the acting and the narrative, and seems to begrudge david cage's alledged resentment towards the medium of videogames, infact entire paragraphs seem identical to some of jim sterlings articles on destructoid. hmmmm
so why did you officailly give heavy rain a 7/10, what? to chicken to tear it to shreds so openly?
Overcrowd's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:11
Overcrowd
Fuck. Yes. Roll on Wednesday.
bodybreak's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:14
bodybreak
N65 confirmed.
Steel Squirrel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:14
Steel Squirrel
Sounds like a fun time.

@ X3Ent3nte

What the fuck does that have to do with this article?
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:17
Super Drybones
This was a jimsurmountable game back when it first came out. I know that made no sense, but I had to think of one.
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:18
Holyetheline
The original PD was my favorite and probably most played N64 game. I am ecstatic about the xbla release.
Nolan South's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:22
Nolan South
Why the fuck would anyone want a PSZ when they can have an N65? (except for Final Fantasy DII of course)
Mr Kite's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:22
Mr Kite
YAY FOR JIMPRESSIONS!
BiroBiro's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:28
BiroBiro
multiplayer versus dozens of bots with specific and customizable behaviours is one of the best moments I had with the old perfect dark. great game
Weapon's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:38
Weapon
WHAT THE FUCK IS AN N65 original LOL
Perfidious Sinn's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:44
Perfidious Sinn
Avatar Awards FTW. Why don't more games have them?
BlackSunEmpire's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:45
BlackSunEmpire
@X3Ent3nte

Are you an idiot?? This post is about Perfect Dark, not heavy rain. Keep beating that dead horse. Ignoring the fact that James S is probably one of the more common western names, did it occur to you that anyone could use the name James S, and with the power of copy/paste could reproduce Jim's review.

You haven't uncovered a conspiracy, and this is not really the forum to try.
greks224's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:51
greks224
I hope we have a FNF for this...
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:52
Max-
"but compared to the N65 original"

N65? Where can I get one of those? :o
Jack8274's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:55
Jack8274
@ X3Ent3nte

You are just a Jim hating asshole with no logic at all. You find another review by another person but just cause it looks similar writing you imply it's Jim. You are fucking retarded.
Max-'s Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:55
Max-
@X3Ent3nte: Heavy Rain was ALRIGHT, NOT GREAT, BUT ALRIGHT.

Now shush and carry on fapping to Madison in the shower if you really must.
Los255's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:56
Los255
N65 confirmed

LMAO

I've never played the original, and I have a friend who has fond memories of it, so I think I'll be getting this one.
GoldenGamerXero's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 18:58
GoldenGamerXero
@Max likes turtles

N65 is like the N64 but more powerful. ONE more powerful.

It just gives it that edge.
BxB402's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 19:00
BxB402
Mmm Perfect Dark, been looking forward to this XBLA version for a long time. So close...so close.
RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 19:08
RenegadePanda
For 800 points this just keeps getting better.
Arugala9's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 19:08
Arugala9
So where do I add the memory expansion to play this thing?
HiddenAHB's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 19:18
HiddenAHB
So it's like Perfect Dark? Intersting.
bottled dark's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 19:46
bottled dark
this game is looking ekans for sure.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 20:00
Jim Sterling
What the fuck? Must every thread be about Heavy Rain?

This thread is clearly about the N65!
Corduroy Turtle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 20:08
Corduroy Turtle
How long did it take you to live down the AC2 review, Jim?
fetusmilk's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 20:21
fetusmilk
would've been nice to have this on PSN. oh well. i guess ill have to play the N64 version.
Chris Memolo's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 21:00
Chris Memolo
"...you'll soon feel the lack of a compass."
Bawww, the game isn't telling me EXACTLY where to go.

"You'll have to get used to the lack of regenerating health..."
Bawww, I have to play smart the whole level.

"...and all the other crap that modern shooters bestow upon us."
Keep it simple.

Anyway, in the 64 version you could get some speed walking forward and strafing everywhere. It was especially useful for the timed cheats. I wonder if dual sticks will negate that ability.
SBC Slam's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 21:10
SBC Slam
@Anyone who uses the Farsight on a regular basis:

I'm going to punch you in the fucking mouth.

^_^
Super Drybones's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 21:16
Super Drybones
A hem, Heavy Rain was actually a game for the N65, but no one bought it because the idea of "Quick Time Events" made them sick and they didn't see the point of them.
Kraid's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 21:22
Kraid
N65 BIASED!
Xzyliac's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 21:38
Xzyliac
Sold. Gimme. Now.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 21:45
Jim Sterling
Chris Memelo:

Did my offhand and lighthearted remarks that modern FPS' have spoiled us a little really warrant your stock Internet phrases?
mrkill's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 21:49
mrkill
ive seen the N65 gamestop im getin one
Jarmel's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 23:11
Jarmel
I would have paid alot more for a complete graphical overhaul but I'm still buying this game.
Airbr1dge's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/12/2010 23:31
Airbr1dge
I guess I'm the only one who preffered the n65 version.
Agent Orange's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2010 00:18
Agent Orange
As long as there's a consistent frame rate, I'm sold.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/13/2010 01:09
Jim Sterling
Agent Orange:

Silky smooth on my 360.
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