When in doubt, appeal to a writer's narcissism. That's what Cohort Studios did, and look, they've got themselves a free article about their game.
So this is Monstar, a PlayStation Minis title that'll be coming whenever the PlayStation Network returns. The studio got bored while waiting for the PSN's big comeback, so it's decided to portray some gaming writers as the titular Monstars of the game.
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