Tecmo continues to wet our pants with their weekly babes for Dead or Alive Paradise and this week is all about Hitomi. Not only do we get some Hitomi lovin' this week, but Tecmo released a montage of Kasumi doing jiggly causing things. Jiggly jiggly jiggly.
If you're in the need to feel even more creepy, the new Dead or Alive Paradise Web site has launched where you're basically going through a house in the dark looking for naughty stuff. Seriously creepy stuff, Tecmo!
Dead or Alive Paradise will be out on March 30 for the PSP.
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I had DOA:X on the Xbox and I don't recall the boob physics being so er... self autonomous. I always hoped they would expand on the games to play. Mini game compilation with sexy plastic dolls; It works for me. I never did bother looking into what the sequel had to offer but I am aware of Butt Battling, and am happy it exists.
Sure the often mentioned unnatural physics are there, but what's always bugged me about these girls that take off the hair and they'd be almost impossible to tell apart (well, besides lisa) if you weren't an expert on their eyes. I mean Soul Calibur has the same obsession with their female characters, but they at least actually vary their girls body types, shapes, and ages, it's not all the same girl with different hair. Take off the hair of the SC girls and I could easily tell you which one was which, they're just shaped differently from each other and it just looks so much better.
Really it's probably just easier for the devs to make them all look so similar, maybe it's just laziness.
What a complete waste of time and money. Whoever green lighted this game needs to be reprimanded, not because I'm a prude, far from it in fact, but because they are supposed to be selling games. When all I see is videos of characters pandering to the camera at you, and no proper focus on gameplay, this is the height of direness.
Sorry KT, this kind of thing might go down well in japan, but in the global market, its just a lazy piece of game creation. It might as well be Pong with a Maxim swimsuit gallery.
From the trailers it looks like this is a game about looking at women in bikinis. I like bikini-clad women as much as the next guy, but it gets a bit boring after a while. Either Team Ninja is going to have to up their fanservice ante somehow or find a way to make the game actually interesting.
DOA should at least introduce new girls with defferent body styles. <a href="http://besthdmisplitters.com/">hdmi splitter</a> it gets a bit boring after a while.
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I already have it preordered.
Oh Yeah! I forgot the PSP was moddable, now we can finally watch the DoA in their official naked glory.
Later on, "Tecmo".
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There could be .. jiggling. Wait what?
Really it's probably just easier for the devs to make them all look so similar, maybe it's just laziness.
Sorry KT, this kind of thing might go down well in japan, but in the global market, its just a lazy piece of game creation. It might as well be Pong with a Maxim swimsuit gallery.
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