Destructoid was recently invited to an exclusive Call of Duty 4 event, held in a deep subterranean chamber by Activision. We didn't know what to expect, so we went in armed to the teeth led by our biggest gun: Jhidekim. The secrecy of the mission prevented us from displaying any actual game play, but the vivid descriptions dribbling from our soldier's bewildered lips will make you feel like you too got shot-gunned in the face ... by some dude ... in a kitchen ... by his friends. Take that, Peter Jennings!
Look for cameos from Destructoid's own incomprehensible sushi chef and ace photographer Charlie Suh, Kotaku's Mike McWhertor, and a very amused Infinity Ward crew. We'd also like to send a special thanks and salute to our reconaissance force at ButternutJelly. Good work, mengs.
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I know I'm going against the grain here, but I don't like him. It's either an unfunny act or he has no business reporting gaming news. The one at E3 was pretty funny, but now, not so much. I'd rather see a 5 minute video of the Dtoid staff throwing rotten fruit at him then someone who knows what the fuck they're talking about report on the game.
That was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my entire life today.
"This guy with the shotgun... always seems to kill me to death." "I'll hunt you down like a dog." "I'd probably kill ya a bunch." Absolutely brilliant. Wait, who is this guy? Am I missing something? He's hilarious, but I don't recall him at all.
buh nuh nuh nuh he's always at events literally like... 2 hours before I get there doing video and he disapears as I meet up with the rest of the dtoid crew
buh nuh nuh nuh if you're reading this stop running away so quickly it makes me go "omfg i missed them again?"
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2:06 PM on 09.12.2007
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Great job guys!
*begin synchophantic flame tossing*
"i've been drowning people in the blood that i let out cause they shoot me."
classic, i feel your pain brother. Hey, at least i'm at 16 though, lol..
You are gay.
you are an idiot with nothing to say thats meaningful.
I'll hunt you down like a dog. I'll probably kill you a bunch.
hahahahaahhaah dude I love this guy...
BUTTERNUTJEEEEEEEELLY...
Charlie, your acting was terrible.
This was just awkward.
"This guy with the shotgun... always seems to kill me to death." "I'll hunt you down like a dog." "I'd probably kill ya a bunch." Absolutely brilliant. Wait, who is this guy? Am I missing something? He's hilarious, but I don't recall him at all.
buh nuh nuh nuh never even met him
buh nuh nuh nuh he's always at events literally like... 2 hours before I get there doing video and he disapears as I meet up with the rest of the dtoid crew
buh nuh nuh nuh if you're reading this stop running away so quickly it makes me go "omfg i missed them again?"