With GDC09 looming in the wings, an eerie silence has taken over Destructoid, the calm before the storm if you will. I decided it would be a perfect time to introduce our rapping mascot and his two babes, as a celebratory commencement to this years GDC09. Senorita Chobot, if you're reading this. Thank you. Thank you for riding it dirty. Check out the music video after the jump!
I know I say this a lot on posts, but WHAT. THE. FUCK. like, I truly mean that. I do not know what the text means, I do not know what is going on in the video, I do not understand what this has to do with Jessica Chobot, I do not understand this at. all.
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Contest:
6:40 PM on 03.22.2009
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you're an editor now? when the fuck did that happen.
also motherfucking JOURNALISM.
I fail to find the humor in this :/
lol.
...what is that?
I fail to find the humor in this :/
I'll have to join the trend here.
The rest of you just need to ease up.
WHAT.
THE.
FUCK.
whatisthisidonteven
Great Job.
I wish I had a Dtoid badge =[.
Hurray!
And besides whats with all this love for chobot? I swear people get all hot and bothered over skinny white chicks that play games....god help us all