Oh Jessica, ever since my first love, Angelina Jolie, decided to get knocked up and adopt seventy children, I have had a huge void in my heart. I thought me and Ange were inseparable. I even came up with a Hollywood couple name for us: Hamgelina. Luckily, I came across this wonderful piece of news today from Yahoo! videogames about how you, Jessica Alba, enjoy video games. What a coincidence, Jessica. I like video games (as well as half naked womens) too!
I swell up with delight to hear that you enjoy playing with yourself in the games you've been portrayed:
I have seen myself in video games, like in Dark Angel or the first Fantastic Four game. It's weird. It doesn't seem like me, but it is. It's totally weird. It's like having an action figure. It's super cool
Not only that, but your love for the Nintendo DS is so great, you bought one for the entire cast of Fantastic Four 2:
"I had my DS on the set of Fantastic Four and I bought it for my entire cast when we wrapped," said Alba. "I guess I just felt bad because between takes they'd be chatting and we were in the Fantasticar and I'd always have my iPod and my DS with me. It was like fingernail-biting, gripping moments in the movie and then, "Cut!" I'd pick up my DS and try to beat my 82 age in Brain Age. I'd try to memorize all of those damn words."
Whoa, your brain age is 82?! Mine is 23 ... I didn't know we were so different. That means you're like a grandma. I, I don't know what to say. No, age is just a number. It doesn't matter if we love each other. I'm desperate open-minded enough to know that really, it doesn't matter how unsmart you are. I love you Jessica, that's all that matters.
Love,
Hamza Aziz
[Via Kotaku -- Awesomeshop made my Hushgush]
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10:25 PM on 06.15.2007
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But she's hot, so all is forgiven. And they say good looks will never get you anything...
But, hey, men don't like her for her brain. Otherwise women like Jessica Simpson, Brittany Spears, Halle Berry would have never had careers. So, I guess she's okay.
I HATED FANTASTIC FOUR 2!!
I ONLY LIKED THE SILVER SURFER!!
AND TOO BAD DOUG JONES DIDNT VOICE HIM,
BUT GAP TOOTH MORPHEUS DID!!
GALACTUS WAS A FUCKEN CLOUD!!
BUT YOU ARE HOT!! AND I FORGIVE YOU!
STILL,
I AGREE WITH ANDYCAT
Johansson > Alba > Many others > Biel
Biel has man shoulders!!
f*ck! she'd hit you!!
It's like legal gayness.
But nonetheless I like Jessica Alba. I think that her having a DS and playing with it is kind of cool. Maybe she should try other games, like Cooking Mama? ^_^
none the less, i'd still bang her. even if her brain is the age of 82, they say women age like fine wine. :D
(lol, jk, she wouldn't want ted)
Alba:
"I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people. I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex. I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more. I feel like a lot of women try to make it into more, so they don't feel so bad about just wanting to have sex. I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have. Even when I was a virgin and wanted to marry the first guy who I slept with, I never passed any judgments about that. But now I'm done with dating around."
http://thesuperficial.com/2007/06/jessica_alba_got_paris_hilton.php
I was just thinking "Wait...Brain Age...doesn't my Great Grandma play Brain Age?" Like Brain Age, with an 82 for that matter, makes the gaming part legit. Ha! Yeah, okay. You're a gamer Alba. And I'm a clown-flavored, cowboy ragdoll on a mission to take down the bastard who stole the presidents cotton soft toliet tissue.
PERFECT PIC!!
guess Biel took her Spinach!!
i surprised she's not dating that
super Lesbo Michelle Rodriguez for some man sex!
Michelle banged Kristanna Loken!!
she is so so hot!
damn you Michelle!!
You know, Alba is so much hotter than Johansson. Scarlett's got the personality, supposed intelligence, and acting chops, but I would choose Alba over Scarlett so many times over. Hell, I would choose Biel over Scarlett, though by a slimmer margin. And tazar, shush up - it's called masturbatory fantasy. Deal with it.
but shes a casual gamer, lame
my momsa casual gamer
GET THAT CASUAL GAMER OFF MY D'TOID!!
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Jessica Biel = too muscular / has penis
Scarlett Johansson:
...PERFECTION
I've been hooked on her since the island
It was just very predictable, that's all. Some hot girl has a DS, you better believe that if it ain't Brain Age in there, it's Nintendogs.
YOU SPEAK THE TRUTH!!!
FINALLY SOMEONE SEES THE TRUTH!!
BY THE LIGHT OF ZENN-LA!!
What is this even doing here? *sigh*
Often, yes, you're probably pretty accurate. I probably don't have to tell you, though, that that's not always the case. I mean, the ladies in our community clearly demonstrate that. I guess I just don't like broad generalizations... you know, generalizations about broads. ;)
Anyway, I didn't mean to put Scarlett down so much. She is indeed hot and seems like a cool chick. I'm just saying that, if we're talking strictly "would you hit it," I think I'd rather hit Alba or Biel, before I'd hit Scarlett. It's a close race, though. Aw, hell, what do I know? Fuck it, I want all three at once. *cries*
CHOO CRAYSIE!!!!