In this video, Jenny McCarthy says she has a warrior inside of her. This opens itself to any number of lewd comments that may or may not involve facepainted and barely coherent WWF wrestlers from the eighties. I will leave those comments for you to make.
In other news, Jenny McCarthy has Warrior Femininity, which she apparently got to grips with while playing Tanya in EA's upcoming Red Alert 3. There really isn't much more you can say than that, really. So ... enjoy.
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"His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding."
she's a bigtime annoying cunt,i hate chicks who think their funny and only get attention because she was hot 10 years ago.
i may need to turn the sound off while playing the game so my ears don't explode listening to her annoying babel.
She probably lights up like one of those ABC Special Report hotel rooms with the warrior spirit she's got.
But seriously, this game looks awesome. Bad acting is part of the charm. Like the President from Red Alert too, he told Russia he didn't give a "hoot'n'nickle" about their legacy. That's pure gold.
Too bad Jenny McCarthy doesn't have a responsible parent inside of her. DToid Parents: Vaccinations have not been linked to Autism. Vaccinate your children.
Really - half of what you're calling bad acting is actually just the fact that she gets a single take with no editing and it is bland lighting and bland framing.
I mean Lt. Eva has her cleavage on display too, she looks like 15 years old.
That did look like some skinemax flick. And yea when I think warrior woman I think Jenny Mcarthy, fucking not.
On another note, I'll echo what Riser Glen said, immunize your children. Cases of measles are going up, a lot, saw it on the news a few days ago. Have your kid possibly die from measles, or take a chance on autism? Not a hard choice if you ask me, case of another star putting her mouth where it doesn't belong.
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7:03 PM on 09.14.2008
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There's a fine line between acting a war game as a hot babe, and just getting a porn start to try to act a warrior or w.e.
She should play other roles like Saving Ryan Privates.
i may need to turn the sound off while playing the game so my ears don't explode listening to her annoying babel.
But seriously, this game looks awesome. Bad acting is part of the charm. Like the President from Red Alert too, he told Russia he didn't give a "hoot'n'nickle" about their legacy. That's pure gold.
Wow...how incredibly lame.
I mean Lt. Eva has her cleavage on display too, she looks like 15 years old.
On another note, I'll echo what Riser Glen said, immunize your children. Cases of measles are going up, a lot, saw it on the news a few days ago. Have your kid possibly die from measles, or take a chance on autism? Not a hard choice if you ask me, case of another star putting her mouth where it doesn't belong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laiZgrIpbcA