Jenna Jameson is a star. How do I know? Because my girlfriend has her on her MySpace top 48 ...
before me. Somehow that's okay and doesn't make her bi-curious with a crush on that chick from the EB Games down the street, but when I put Jenna on my friends list I'm suddenly a pig and just like "Ethan", whoever the hell that is. Whatever ho, I created you, I can destroy you!
Um, so anyway, Jenna Jameson was at Comic-Con last week pimping out her new comic book. The AIDS aura emanating from her booth kept me at a distance, and seeing several of her fans run in that general direction and then abruptly disintegrate like in Mars Attacks! didn't help either. The best I can do is this intelligence-soaked video where Ms. Jameson describes feminism as a "fun, mythological story". You go girl!
Now that she has decided to hang up the vagina and reap the rewards of her many years of hard, throbbing labor, it's inevitable that things like a book, a movie based on that book, a comic book, a clothing line, a toy line, a Best of Jenna soundtrack, an extremely ironic Tito and Jenna sex tape, and eventually a video game, will all make their way to store shelves.
After all, they made a game based on VIP, and that show could have had Pamela Andersen reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to a bunch of retarded burn victims and it still would have been awesome. Personally, Jenna's looking a bit dried up lately. I'm gonna hold out for a Jesse Jane comic / videogame / pillow case.
So, what kind of game do you think Jenna should have? Have you seen her ping pong trick? It should definitely be included as a mini-game.
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2:12 AM on 08.01.2007
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You start out on the lowly streets of...wherever Jenna grew up. You work as a stripper, so there'd be little rythym based mini-games while you bump and grind on the stage. All the while you make contacts who gives you little missions to do -- deliver this batch of drugs, service this icky porn producer, etc. etc.
While it would never happen, it would definitely be a blast on the Wii. Just imagine what you could do with the Wiimote in a game like this. Or, you know, don't. Because, come to think of it, that's sort of disturbing.
I You Tube'd the "intelligence-soaked video" for ya. :D
Thats gross.
Shaking the Wiimote to get top score for sucking a cock is not..
I refuse to even finish that sentence.
Correction - I threw up a lil bit in my mouth and decided not to finish my post.
Or do you mean the whole game in general, and not the just Wiimote part? Okay, I can sort of see that point. But is it really any better to say, "Hey, wow, look what I just did!" after blowing up two dozen cops, stealing a car, and racing back to your hideout in GTA, than it is to say the same thing after screwing a dozen different guys and successfully avoiding a crippling STD?
I think a more interesting question would be, if it was released on the 360, what would the achievements be?
Anyway, this chick used to be a smokin' hottie. Now she's just old and plastic surgery-ed up. Ain't that a bitch?
But I would play the sandbox game as defined by lewzr. That would be nuts.
Were this videogame based on Penny Flame, Felix Vicious, Susana Spears or Belladonna, we'd be talking. Based on Jennator however? Big fat pass.
I'm thinking the game could be Trauma Center-esque wherein you unbotch a botched vaginoplasty. Now you can make Jenna's vag the way YOU want it. I smell millions of post coital dollars in that venture.
God bless the whores, may they continue to provide many a nervous nerd their first handjob.
I think Virgin publishing the comic is suitable. After all, it will be all those lonely, virgin, man-children who will be buying it.
Botched vaginoplasty my fat white ass.
Freaky AWESOME, you mean.
No, just regular freaky. Infact, I find it odd you know so many pornstars names.
lol I remember a few years ago Belladonna was on dateline nbc to talk about how the pornography industry had ruined her life because she "was alienated from her family, and friends and blah blah blah" but they spliced this image of her crying about it with blurred images of her sucking off a black guy. Classy NBC, real classy.
"but they spliced this image of her crying about it with blurred images of her sucking off a black guy. Classy NBC, real classy."
HAHA. That made my day.
MILFs are where it's at, dawg. Come on.
I've never been into any of these popular porn stars, really. Not that I wouldn't fap, or haven't fapped, to them, of course. They're just not my thing, though, in general. I had to turn the interview off because it was getting too vapid.