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Jenna Jameson videogame incoming?

2:12 AM on 08.01.2007, William Haley 34 comments

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Jenna Jameson is a star. How do I know? Because my girlfriend has her on her MySpace top 48 ... before me. Somehow that's okay and doesn't make her bi-curious with a crush on that chick from the EB Games down the street, but when I put Jenna on my friends list I'm suddenly a pig and just like "Ethan", whoever the hell that is. Whatever ho, I created you, I can destroy you!

Um, so anyway, Jenna Jameson was at Comic-Con last week pimping out her new comic book. The AIDS aura emanating from her booth kept me at a distance, and seeing several of her fans run in that general direction and then abruptly disintegrate like in Mars Attacks! didn't help either. The best I can do is this intelligence-soaked video where Ms. Jameson describes feminism as a "fun, mythological story". You go girl!

Now that she has decided to hang up the vagina and reap the rewards of her many years of hard, throbbing labor, it's inevitable that things like a book, a movie based on that book, a comic book, a clothing line, a toy line, a Best of Jenna soundtrack, an extremely ironic Tito and Jenna sex tape, and eventually a video game, will all make their way to store shelves. 

After all, they made a game based on VIP, and that show could have had Pamela Andersen reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to a bunch of retarded burn victims and it still would have been awesome. Personally, Jenna's looking a bit dried up lately. I'm gonna hold out for a Jesse Jane comic / videogame / pillow case.

So, what kind of game do you think Jenna should have? Have you seen her ping pong trick? It should definitely be included as a mini-game. 


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tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 08/01/2007 02:46
She already has a game, kinda, right? She has that 3d sex game with her likeness and "voicework" in it.
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 08/01/2007 02:49
An .flv file download? Tsk tsk.

I You Tube'd the "intelligence-soaked video" for ya. :D


Lewzr's Avatar
Lewzr at 08/01/2007 02:58
Well, of course you'd be playing as the chick. But chicks can do things with...well, things. You know? Those things. Starts with a D, ends in ILDO. Just saying.
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William Haley at 08/01/2007 03:02
Yeah dude, but then YOU would be doing those things too. Like when you play a game of Bomberman Live and own three people at once, you don't turn to your girlfriend and go "Did you see what Green Bomberman just did?!" No, you say "Did you see what I just did?"

Thats gross.
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 08/01/2007 03:07
Lol.


Shaking the Wiimote to get top score for sucking a cock is not..


I refuse to even finish that sentence.
Detry's Avatar
Detry at 08/01/2007 03:09
*refuse to even finish that sentence


Correction - I threw up a lil bit in my mouth and decided not to finish my post.
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Lewzr at 08/01/2007 03:11
I quite agree. Which is why I closed my original comment with "come to think of it, that's sort of disturbing." One of those ideas that seems great when it starts, but after a few moments contemplation, doesn't seem so fantastic anymore.

Or do you mean the whole game in general, and not the just Wiimote part? Okay, I can sort of see that point. But is it really any better to say, "Hey, wow, look what I just did!" after blowing up two dozen cops, stealing a car, and racing back to your hideout in GTA, than it is to say the same thing after screwing a dozen different guys and successfully avoiding a crippling STD?

I think a more interesting question would be, if it was released on the 360, what would the achievements be?
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 08/01/2007 03:36
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SeventhSense at 08/01/2007 04:05
Whoever cropped that picture is a bastard.
Rezbit's Avatar
Rezbit at 08/01/2007 05:25
One of the few funny VGCats.

Anyway, this chick used to be a smokin' hottie. Now she's just old and plastic surgery-ed up. Ain't that a bitch?
Tron Knotts's Avatar
Tron Knotts at 08/01/2007 05:39
I'm guessing this game will be AO, and for the PC.

But I would play the sandbox game as defined by lewzr. That would be nuts.
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Jim Sterling at 08/01/2007 06:45
A bit dried up? She looks fucking hideous these days.

Were this videogame based on Penny Flame, Felix Vicious, Susana Spears or Belladonna, we'd be talking. Based on Jennator however? Big fat pass.
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JonDarkwood at 08/01/2007 07:20
Am I the first person to point out the irony of this comic being published by Virgin?
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PwnyBownz at 08/01/2007 07:29

I'm thinking the game could be Trauma Center-esque wherein you unbotch a botched vaginoplasty. Now you can make Jenna's vag the way YOU want it. I smell millions of post coital dollars in that venture.
William Haley's Avatar
William Haley at 08/01/2007 07:30
Darkwood, are you suggesting that Jenna has... done "it"?
Ritalin Twitch's Avatar
Ritalin Twitch at 08/01/2007 07:33
Before we go casting stones at whores, we must first remember they are the reason most of us get laid.

God bless the whores, may they continue to provide many a nervous nerd their first handjob.
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bloodylip at 08/01/2007 07:34
@Jon

I think Virgin publishing the comic is suitable. After all, it will be all those lonely, virgin, man-children who will be buying it.
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Johnny Blaze at 08/01/2007 07:48
Yea, for side boobs.. Wrinkled botox side boobs i might add...
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Bound at 08/01/2007 08:28
A videogame based on Belladonna? That would be freaky...
BigPopaGamer's Avatar
BigPopaGamer at 08/01/2007 08:29
wait...she's not dead? Wow, I'm behind in my whore news. I need to catch up.
NightDehumidifier's Avatar
NightDehumidifier at 08/01/2007 08:29
I can't belive we're about almost two dozen replies in and still no one even said a thing about Virtual Jenna. Hell my friend who worked at a porn shop at one point in time told me they had the Virtual Jenna game with "attachment".
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 08/01/2007 08:30
So, how's that heroin workin' out for you? Not too great, eh?

Botched vaginoplasty my fat white ass.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 08/01/2007 08:33
"A videogame based on Belladonna? That would be freaky..."

Freaky AWESOME, you mean.
tazarthayoot's Avatar
tazarthayoot at 08/01/2007 09:24
@Sterling

No, just regular freaky. Infact, I find it odd you know so many pornstars names.

lol I remember a few years ago Belladonna was on dateline nbc to talk about how the pornography industry had ruined her life because she "was alienated from her family, and friends and blah blah blah" but they spliced this image of her crying about it with blurred images of her sucking off a black guy. Classy NBC, real classy.
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phamtq at 08/01/2007 11:21
@tazarthayoot:

"but they spliced this image of her crying about it with blurred images of her sucking off a black guy. Classy NBC, real classy."

HAHA. That made my day.
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Diomeneus at 08/01/2007 11:24
Suprisingly she didn't give the stereotypical model interview. Basically she wasn't a COMPLETE moron in front of the camera... although I've yet to see a model interviewed about something that didn't try to take on that whole "independant and strong women" approach...
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/01/2007 14:02
@Distrato
MILFs are where it's at, dawg. Come on.

I've never been into any of these popular porn stars, really. Not that I wouldn't fap, or haven't fapped, to them, of course. They're just not my thing, though, in general. I had to turn the interview off because it was getting too vapid.
RWarrior1CO's Avatar
RWarrior1CO at 08/01/2007 18:17
She actually does have a game already. Sorta. No, I'm not linking it. Screw you.
Sharpless's Avatar
Sharpless at 08/01/2007 19:32
I, uh, played an old demo. Meh. It wasn't the real thing, let's just put it that way.
Orionsaint's Avatar
Orionsaint at 10/13/2007 05:06
She's slowly becoming that girl from gold finger

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