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Jenna Jameson videogame incoming?

Jenna Jameson is a star. How do I know? Because my girlfriend has her on her MySpace top 48 ... before me. Somehow that's okay and doesn't make her bi-curious with a crush on that chick from the EB Games down the street, but when I put Jenna on my friends list I'm suddenly a pig and just like "Ethan", whoever the hell that is. Whatever ho, I created you, I can destroy you!

Um, so anyway, Jenna Jameson was at Comic-Con last week pimping out her new comic book. The AIDS aura emanating from her booth kept me at a distance, and seeing several of her fans run in that general direction and then abruptly disintegrate like in Mars Attacks! didn't help either. The best I can do is this intelligence-soaked video where Ms. Jameson describes feminism as a "fun, mythological story". You go girl!

Now that she has decided to hang up the vagina and reap the rewards of her many years of hard, throbbing labor, it's inevitable that things like a book, a movie based on that book, a comic book, a clothing line, a toy line, a Best of Jenna soundtrack, an extremely ironic Tito and Jenna sex tape, and eventually a video game, will all make their way to store shelves. 

After all, they made a game based on VIP, and that show could have had Pamela Andersen reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to a bunch of retarded burn victims and it still would have been awesome. Personally, Jenna's looking a bit dried up lately. I'm gonna hold out for a Jesse Jane comic / videogame / pillow case.

So, what kind of game do you think Jenna should have? Have you seen her ping pong trick? It should definitely be included as a mini-game. 





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Jenna Jameson videogame incoming?


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Jenna Jameson is a star. How do I know? Because my girlfriend has her on her MySpace top 48 ... before me. Somehow that's okay and doesn't make her bi-curious with a crush on that chick from the EB Games down the street, but when I put Jenna on my friends list I'm suddenly a pig and just like "Ethan", whoever the hell that is. Whatever ho, I created you, I can destroy you!

Um, so anyway, Jenna Jameson was at Comic-Con last week pimping out her new comic book. The AIDS aura emanating from her booth kept me at a distance, and seeing several of her fans run in that general direction and then abruptly disintegrate like in Mars Attacks! didn't help either. The best I can do is this intelligence-soaked video where Ms. Jameson describes feminism as a "fun, mythological story". You go girl!

Now that she has decided to hang up the vagina and reap the rewards of her many years of hard, throbbing labor, it's inevitable that things like a book, a movie based on that book, a comic book, a clothing line, a toy line, a Best of Jenna soundtrack, an extremely ironic Tito and Jenna sex tape, and eventually a video game, will all make their way to store shelves. 

After all, they made a game based on VIP, and that show could have had Pamela Andersen reading "Green Eggs and Ham" to a bunch of retarded burn victims and it still would have been awesome. Personally, Jenna's looking a bit dried up lately. I'm gonna hold out for a Jesse Jane comic / videogame / pillow case.

So, what kind of game do you think Jenna should have? Have you seen her ping pong trick? It should definitely be included as a mini-game. 






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A cosplay montage video unlike any other

Reader Rob, co-author of the book Cosplay Fever, sent us this cosplay video taken at London MCM Comic Con recently and it's unlike any other cosplay montage video we're used to. This video was created from 4500 still photogr...more



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Here's part two of our cosplay gallery from New York Comic-Con. Photographer Senen Llanos took these photos for us, and what you see in the gallery is a result of Senen emulating the film look to really make these cosplayers shine. Check out part one of our gallery here. What's your favorite outfit from the bunch?more



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Troy Baker is one of the biggest voice actors in gaming these days. He's been the main voices in Saints Row IV, The Last of Us, BioShock Infinite, and will soon play Revolver Ocelot in Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain. A...more



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