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Jay-Z has 99 problems and Battlefield isn't one

7:00 AM on 09.24.2011 // Brett Zeidler
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EA has decided to put together a little teaser trailer of gameplay in Battlefield 3 to get you excited for the actual full length trailer that will be broadcast on television September 26th. Because seeing a trailer on television is such a momentous occasion, I'm quite glad EA was truly thinking of us and decided to go ahead and mentally prepare us all for the inevitable event.

As if the video wasn't exciting enough, the twenty-four second teaser is graced with one of Jay-Z's most famous phrases, "If you're havin' girl problems I feel bad for you son. I've got 99 problems but a b*tch ain't one." Because what other song would logically be suitable for such a trailer-teasing occasion? I mean, who doesn't automatically think of Jay-Z's 99 Problems whenever they see Battlefield 3?




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