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People who (SSSHHHAAUNN) pre-ordered Heavy Rain already got their hands on the (JASONNNNN) first Heavy Rain DLC, "The Taxidermist." Now the DLC will be made available for (SSHHAAUUUNNN) all starting on April 1. The new content will be going for (JAASSOONNNNN) $4.99.

"The Taxidermist" is a prequel and stars Madison Paige as (SSHHHAUUNNN) she follows a lead looking into (JAASOONNN) the Origami Killer. Check out the (SSSSHHAUN) new trailer above and be sure to check back later today as we have a review going up for "The Taxidermist" DLC.

No April Fool’s Joke – Heavy Rain Taxidermist DLC Available April 1 [PlayStation Blog]








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Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:01
Jim Sterling
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Hazurr
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Ramalho
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Chronic Logic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:14
Chronic Logic
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MrSadistic's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:15
MrSadistic
This article needs more pulloons.
Jim Sterling's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:21
Jim Sterling
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Jais's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:24
Jais
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Sexualchocolate
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watermanx's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:29
watermanx
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Pudge Controls the Weather
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Shadowiii
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Hot Cyder
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watermanx
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HoodedMiracle's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:43
HoodedMiracle
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VGFreak1225
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Ganjookie
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masterninja's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 10:46
masterninja
Im buying this i loved the game!
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Methos
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LK Tien
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Corak
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Glenn Morris's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:07
Glenn Morris
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danthemagnum
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Maurice Tan
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Davidfoundation's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:25
Davidfoundation
This post is full of win haha
DV2FOX's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:27
DV2FOX
Great to know the final date for the DLC..i was starving for more HR..Thanks for the heads up..and no,im not following dumb chains..
teke367's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:27
teke367
I liked Heavy Rain, but I would advise against this DLC. Its real short and doesn't actually add anything. And the voice acting for Madison is split between the original actress and another one, which is no big deal, but the slight difference gets kind of eerie. There are 5 different endings, but the endings is a newspaper headline.

I actually liked the way they utilized the gameplay though, if this was included in the game itself, it might be one of the better chapters, however, on its own, its meh. Perhaps worth the pre-order, but just wasn't enough for me to think it warrants its own DLC. Perhaps if they packaged this with another scene it would be worth it.
mattynunchucks's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:32
mattynunchucks
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RenegadePanda's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:36
RenegadePanda
What in the JAAAASOOOOON is going on here?
xibalba's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:51
xibalba
and this is why i <3 destructoid
MightyFavog's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 11:58
MightyFavog
Old joke is old. What about something equally stupid but less overused, like Madison's "It's a pain killer. It helps kill the pain"?
Hamza CTZ Aziz's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 12:02
Hamza CTZ Aziz
MightyFavog: We've just got around to abusing the joke :D
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Trebz
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IonDan
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PixelJunky's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 12:21
PixelJunky
I agree with teke367 100%. Not sure it's worth just under 10% of the entire games total price for how short it is. I got it free with pre-order so it doesn't bother me either way.

If it were $2.99, I think that's reasonable.
Kyle MacGregor's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 12:37
Kyle MacGregor
That was an awful ad. Who ever put that together should really be ashamed at how slapdash it is.
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Bulkmailer
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I can not believe that they put an

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KingSigy's Avatar - Comment posted on 03/19/2010 14:28
KingSigy
Wait, you mean to tell me she found a dead body and never told the police in the main story? What the hell, Quantic Dream created another plot hole!
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KirbyMcDope
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Jing
Clown selling balloons as the mall. Okay
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