It's been a long-standing tradition that the warning illustrations and information found inside the manuals of Japanese electronics has to be funny. I believe it's actually Japanese law.
Nintendo has not let us down, as these scans from the Japanese Wii users manual so hilariously illustrate. Check them out and no matter what you do, don't stick a four leaf clover into the back of your Wii. That's almost as stupid and dangerous as chewing on the sensor bar's cord!
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2:48 PM on 12.04.2006
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But I suppose you can poor grape soda on it...
But I totally hold the remote+nunchuck like that. Makes it easy to drop the controllers and walk around when you need to. Of course, true gamers have already grafted the remote to their arms...
I am glad they told me not to pour out a 40oz for the homies onto my Wii. Good advice.
I wanna do all of these things, just to show that they can be done. EAT IT, NINTENDO! (I love you!)
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No, doing Bruce Lee noises wont make it any better.
Oh crap, sorry about that.
"Don't throw your Wii into the trash. Just... don't."
This is good stuff. I see everyone made all the jokes I was planning on making. Moving along now.
#4- Do not use controller to relieve auto-erotic asphyxia
urges.
#5- Irish people are strictly prohibited from playing Wii
#7- Do not spend time reading that could otherwise be spent
playing Wii
#10- refrain from eating controller; strap is acceptable
#11- please clip toenails before operating Wii
#13- Do not hit fellow Wii consumers; only hit patrons of
our competition.