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Japanese-style RPGs: Where kiddie sex dreams come true photo

A very helpful tipster, Tony, has directed our perverted eyes at an RPG called Ar tonelico that takes child sex (or child-like sex) to a whole other level. Watch for yourself: Go here, then click on "Download" and then "System view." Here's the good stuff from the trailer:

Girl: ... insert it into my back.
Boy: I got it, here goes.
Girl: Ouch! It's OK, push it all the way.
Boy: I'm sorry, it must have been painful.
Girl: It's OK. As long as it's you, I can take the pain. 

Here's another gem, but it's in Japanese. Either way, you get the idea.


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bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 02/09/2007 13:24
That was hilarious. "As long as it's you. I can take the pain." LOL
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 02/09/2007 13:25
...

The average fanboy for this game in 1 hour's time:

(Throws away Ar tonelico poster)

(dials phone)

"We've been discovered! RUN!"

And suddenly like that million, upon millions of lolicon books, CD's, TV shows, posters and the like all go up in flames.
MarquiMark's Avatar
MarquiMark at 02/09/2007 13:28
Japan's a scary place. No wonder Michael Jackson's still popular there.
BluDesign's Avatar
BluDesign at 02/09/2007 13:29
And anyone that tries to write off loli-con shit as "innocent admiration" is lying to themselves. They're going to be publicly stating one thing, and at home they've got a doujinshi comic with a SDF Chun-Li giving Yaoi enemas to Cloud and Sephiroth in the middle of their heavy 69'ing.
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Snaileb at 02/09/2007 13:30
That's coincedintaly how the majority of softcore jap pr0n starts out. Unless you're into tentecales and stuff. o.O
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/09/2007 13:31
DVDDESIGN! THANX FOR THAT FUCKING MENTAL IMAGE. ASSHOLE. WTF ARE YOU SMOKING TO THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT? (sorry for caps)
Rainbowblack's Avatar
Rainbowblack at 02/09/2007 13:33
Boku no pico
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 02/09/2007 13:33
As long as it's you, I can take the pain.
Michymaster's Avatar
Michymaster at 02/09/2007 13:36
That's... weird but hilarious xD
dorock's Avatar
dorock at 02/09/2007 13:37
As long as it's you, I can take the pain.

That's what I think whenever I read Snaileb's or DVDDesign's comments.
scrap's Avatar
scrap at 02/09/2007 13:37
On the front page of that site it says "you never forget your first".

Ain't that the truth!
Toneman's Avatar
Toneman at 02/09/2007 13:37
HA! I know a certain asian friend who would enjoy this game. And if he reads this site, he knows who he is......
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/09/2007 13:37
Take it Summa.
El Fajitas's Avatar
El Fajitas at 02/09/2007 13:39
Odd thing of the day, yes. And Snaileb's avatar is oddly appropriate...
Oni's Avatar
Oni at 02/09/2007 13:40
DVDdesign, you win the internets. All of them. Plain and simple.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/09/2007 13:41
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-.... oh wait... dorock that wasnt funny. Just go vent and sign [url=http://www.digg.com/political_opinion/Snaileb_forgot_to_take_the_c_ck_out_of_his_mouth]this[/img] and move on with your life. It's aaaaall gooood..
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BluDesign at 02/09/2007 13:41
Snaileb,

Remember where I work. That's enough to make me off kilter without druqz to stay here from paycheck to paycheck.

Natural high, brother!

My mind is no worse than the one that had Bea Arthur masturbating on Robot Chicken. And everyone loves Seth Green.

Hug anyone?

Oh, and if I remember correctly, YOU posted bukakke pics in a post. :P I think if you can get past Buk' photos without lasting mental scars, visualizing my image won't haunt you for more than a day or so... Unless you read this post again tomorrow...
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/09/2007 13:43
Wait, what?



Drinking at work FTW.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/09/2007 13:46
DVD design I need bones. Let me know when you can hook me up. If you wanna know why, check out these pictures here, and let me know.
dorock's Avatar
dorock at 02/09/2007 13:48
I was kidding :( Sorry I need to stop trolling. *hugs Snaileb*

There there.


Jump in there its a step towards spiritual growth.


Oh my great find. Why didn't the voice actor's say anything....
velcroman's Avatar
velcroman at 02/09/2007 13:48
and i thought that world of whorecraft turned me on, i just got the biggest blackest boner ever!
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/09/2007 13:50
...joygasm?
bleep's Avatar
bleep at 02/09/2007 13:57
@ velcroman:
Whoa buddy take it downa notch....your avitar makes it seem as if you might say something like

"Insert it into my back
As long as it's you, I can take the pain."

which is how you feel about Dtoid...right?
Aetsen's Avatar
Aetsen at 02/09/2007 14:08
I can take the Pain if you can take the smell.
xtofuconsumerx's Avatar
xtofuconsumerx at 02/09/2007 14:21
Wow first sexy beach 3, now this. Oh and btw sexy Beach 3...ri-damn-diculous.
bhive01's Avatar
bhive01 at 02/09/2007 14:42
Welcome back Gamez1! Good to see you're in a good mood today.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 02/09/2007 14:44
haha
Michymaster's Avatar
Michymaster at 02/09/2007 15:38
hey gamez1... are u just "acting" or are you a real retard?
World Famous's Avatar
World Famous at 02/09/2007 15:54
Haven't had one of those in a while.
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Justice at 02/09/2007 16:17
Summa herdly mentions microsoft anyway..
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Pyramid Head at 02/09/2007 19:21
I'm pretty sure that "as long as it you..." quote is also used in a film called 'Oldboy'.
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Anonymous 90237 at 02/09/2007 19:30
lol guys, welcome to japan.
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angry_poster at 02/09/2007 19:50
you guys threw that way out of proportion.....altho it did sound a little dirty...its not as bad as you guys made it sound.
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Milofo at 02/09/2007 21:17
The Japanese one was hilarious. Some of the translations goes like, "That crystal is pretty big. Its ok, you can put it in. Wait I want to face you when you put it in." So much sexual innuendo LAWLs.

Whenever there is lolicon there is always the excuse like the girl is in high school so she's legal age in Japan yet she looks like she is 12. Case in point, anime Sumomomomomomo. No porn in it as far as I know, only watched 3 episodes, but it is a great example of lolicon.
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Heavy_Kevy at 02/09/2007 21:23
the best is when the other guy is like "Hurry up and do it, be gentle!" I was cracking up.
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allaun at 02/09/2007 22:07
That line is a direct rip from Bible Black. Just shows ya I watch too much hentai.
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FoD at 02/10/2007 00:20
LMAO!!!! Wow!!! I'm dying laughing right now!!! That is hilarious!
dprime's Avatar
dprime at 02/10/2007 20:11
Is there anything this website won't compare to kiddie porn?
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matmanx1 at 02/05/2008 07:52
kiddie sex dreams? Please. Sensationalism FTL! Aurica, who is in that picture, is 18. There's nothing kiddie about it! Yes, it is silly and adolescent and sugesstive but thats pretty much the worst thing you can say about it.
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adam locked at 02/05/2008 13:25
LOL that is really awesome. Someone should forward this post to Jack Thompson.
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