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Japanese-style RPGs: Where kiddie sex dreams come true photo

A very helpful tipster, Tony, has directed our perverted eyes at an RPG called Ar tonelico that takes child sex (or child-like sex) to a whole other level. Watch for yourself: Go here, then click on "Download" and then "System view." Here's the good stuff from the trailer:

Girl: ... insert it into my back.
Boy: I got it, here goes.
Girl: Ouch! It's OK, push it all the way.
Boy: I'm sorry, it must have been painful.
Girl: It's OK. As long as it's you, I can take the pain. 

Here's another gem, but it's in Japanese. Either way, you get the idea.


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bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:24
bhive01
That was hilarious. "As long as it's you. I can take the pain." LOL
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:25
BluDesign
...

The average fanboy for this game in 1 hour's time:

(Throws away Ar tonelico poster)

(dials phone)

"We've been discovered! RUN!"

And suddenly like that million, upon millions of lolicon books, CD's, TV shows, posters and the like all go up in flames.
MarquiMark's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:28
MarquiMark
Japan's a scary place. No wonder Michael Jackson's still popular there.
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:29
BluDesign
And anyone that tries to write off loli-con shit as "innocent admiration" is lying to themselves. They're going to be publicly stating one thing, and at home they've got a doujinshi comic with a SDF Chun-Li giving Yaoi enemas to Cloud and Sephiroth in the middle of their heavy 69'ing.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:30
Snaileb
That's coincedintaly how the majority of softcore jap pr0n starts out. Unless you're into tentecales and stuff. o.O
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:31
Snaileb
DVDDESIGN! THANX FOR THAT FUCKING MENTAL IMAGE. ASSHOLE. WTF ARE YOU SMOKING TO THINK OF SOMETHING LIKE THAT? (sorry for caps)
Rainbowblack's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:33
Rainbowblack
Boku no pico
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:33
World Famous
As long as it's you, I can take the pain.
Michymaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:36
Michymaster
That's... weird but hilarious xD
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:37
dorock
As long as it's you, I can take the pain.

That's what I think whenever I read Snaileb's or DVDDesign's comments.
scrap's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:37
scrap
On the front page of that site it says "you never forget your first".

Ain't that the truth!
Toneman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:37
Toneman
HA! I know a certain asian friend who would enjoy this game. And if he reads this site, he knows who he is......
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:37
Snaileb
Take it Summa.
El Fajitas's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:39
El Fajitas
Odd thing of the day, yes. And Snaileb's avatar is oddly appropriate...
Oni's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:40
Oni
DVDdesign, you win the internets. All of them. Plain and simple.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:41
Snaileb
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH-.... oh wait... dorock that wasnt funny. Just go vent and sign [url=http://www.digg.com/political_opinion/Snaileb_forgot_to_take_the_c_ck_out_of_his_mouth]this[/img] and move on with your life. It's aaaaall gooood..
BluDesign's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:41
BluDesign
Snaileb,

Remember where I work. That's enough to make me off kilter without druqz to stay here from paycheck to paycheck.

Natural high, brother!

My mind is no worse than the one that had Bea Arthur masturbating on Robot Chicken. And everyone loves Seth Green.

Hug anyone?

Oh, and if I remember correctly, YOU posted bukakke pics in a post. :P I think if you can get past Buk' photos without lasting mental scars, visualizing my image won't haunt you for more than a day or so... Unless you read this post again tomorrow...
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:43
Snaileb
Wait, what?



Drinking at work FTW.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:46
Snaileb
DVD design I need bones. Let me know when you can hook me up. If you wanna know why, check out these pictures here, and let me know.
dorock's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:48
dorock
I was kidding :( Sorry I need to stop trolling. *hugs Snaileb*

There there.


Jump in there its a step towards spiritual growth.


Oh my great find. Why didn't the voice actor's say anything....
velcroman's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:48
velcroman
and i thought that world of whorecraft turned me on, i just got the biggest blackest boner ever!
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:50
Snaileb
...joygasm?
bleep's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 13:57
bleep
@ velcroman:
Whoa buddy take it downa notch....your avitar makes it seem as if you might say something like

"Insert it into my back
As long as it's you, I can take the pain."

which is how you feel about Dtoid...right?
Aetsen's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 14:08
Aetsen
I can take the Pain if you can take the smell.
xtofuconsumerx's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 14:21
xtofuconsumerx
Wow first sexy beach 3, now this. Oh and btw sexy Beach 3...ri-damn-diculous.
bhive01's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 14:42
bhive01
Welcome back Gamez1! Good to see you're in a good mood today.
Snaileb 's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 14:44
Snaileb
haha
Michymaster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 15:38
Michymaster
hey gamez1... are u just "acting" or are you a real retard?
World Famous's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 15:54
World Famous
Haven't had one of those in a while.
Justice's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 16:17
Justice
Summa herdly mentions microsoft anyway..
Pyramid Head's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 19:21
Pyramid Head
I'm pretty sure that "as long as it you..." quote is also used in a film called 'Oldboy'.
Anonymous 90237's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 19:30
Anonymous 90237
lol guys, welcome to japan.
angry_poster's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 19:50
angry_poster
you guys threw that way out of proportion.....altho it did sound a little dirty...its not as bad as you guys made it sound.
Milofo's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 21:17
Milofo
The Japanese one was hilarious. Some of the translations goes like, "That crystal is pretty big. Its ok, you can put it in. Wait I want to face you when you put it in." So much sexual innuendo LAWLs.

Whenever there is lolicon there is always the excuse like the girl is in high school so she's legal age in Japan yet she looks like she is 12. Case in point, anime Sumomomomomomo. No porn in it as far as I know, only watched 3 episodes, but it is a great example of lolicon.
Heavy_Kevy's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 21:23
Heavy_Kevy
the best is when the other guy is like "Hurry up and do it, be gentle!" I was cracking up.
allaun's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/09/2007 22:07
allaun
That line is a direct rip from Bible Black. Just shows ya I watch too much hentai.
FoD's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2007 00:20Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting</a>
FoD
LMAO!!!! Wow!!! I'm dying laughing right now!!! That is hilarious!
dprime's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/10/2007 20:11
dprime
Is there anything this website won't compare to kiddie porn?
matmanx1's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 07:52
matmanx1
kiddie sex dreams? Please. Sensationalism FTL! Aurica, who is in that picture, is 18. There's nothing kiddie about it! Yes, it is silly and adolescent and sugesstive but thats pretty much the worst thing you can say about it.
adam locked's Avatar - Comment posted on 02/05/2008 13:25
adam locked
LOL that is really awesome. Someone should forward this post to Jack Thompson.
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