Ok, so, here's the recap; Yunnie, Microsoft's adorable, Japanese tentacle-target, talks cheerily into the camera (possibly about
Totoro) before hearing eerie noises. Glancing around nervously, one begins to wonder just what lurks
on Channel X in her closet. Once the initial sense of dread has passed, she relaxes for a moment, only to have a green, scaly hand pull her off-camera.
Pro Tip: There is no shame in admitting you have wet yourself at this point. Part 2: Yunnie turns out to be a huge attention-whore, and as much as our monster (who I've taken to calling 'Todd') tries to remain hidden in his lair under her bed, she berates him for not coming out to join her in the unrelenting sunlight. Fearing the agony the light would cause, Todd tries vainly to drag the cheery bitch into his subterranean hole, if only to jam a sandwich in her mouth to silence her annoying yammering.
The series trails on and on, and at the moment, it has fifteen seperate episodes, all of which are vaguely erotic if you've had enough to drink. Yunnie and Todd eventually become friends, but Todd, overcome with a sense of insecurity formed early in childhood, never gets over his fear of the limelight. Fans of the series have been hoping from day one that Yunnie and Todd would, as the Japanese say, "do it", but so far there has been little to no coitus (that wasn't imagined on message boards, drawn into a series of erotic pictures, and furiously masturbated over).
Before I end this post and put a gun squarely against my head, I want to leave you with the greatest video of the series. In it, Yunnie and Todd have formed a deep bond; the kind of bond that can only exist between a
beautiful girl and the
scaly thing that lives under her bed. Todd retains his trademark bashfulness, and Yunnie her trademark look-at-me-I'm-the-kind-of-girl-who-forensic-scientists-would-say-"was asking for it"-ness, and, by the end of the clip, they, like Felix and Oscar, have learned that opposites sometimes
do attract.
Heartwarming, no?
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haahaahahah... oh man. hahahahahahhah.
wait, wait... bwahahahahahah
Good find Nex.
wtf, is today cute japanese women day or something?
The mind, it is blown.
great find nex!
This is SOO much better then the sony viral marketing, and much more attractive as well.
BAHAHAHAHAAHHA
oh man.. that's some good shit
and yes, i did pee myself on the first one :( i kept looking at her door expecting somethin to come flying thru
oh my god what the hell she clawed herself with her own hand
That's remarkable
<3 the sound effects
Needs more tentacle rape.
as mxyzptlk said, moar!
How bout a dancing mini game in gears 2 ?
maybe no.
The last one made me lol, and why don't Japanese people enjoy the hit games we have, like god of war, GTA, halo and gears?
Japan advertises GoW with a Locust's hands doing Para Para.
That's F**king awesome!!!
God damn that first one scared the shit out of me. Screw this I'm not watching anymore.
I just ruined jeans. thanks japan.
leave it to japan to brighten my morning with yet another fucked up vid
good find nex
Urosukidoji: Legend of the Overfiend!!
i saw this yesterday...
that stupid shiet made me JUMP !!
I blame Japan for spilling my frosted flakes.
I demand restitution.
Bah Nex, I sent this to you a long time ago. Way to show me love.
I'm with Mxyzptlk
@ Dick:
You did? How the fuck did I miss that?!
That video i feel is old and lame though!
This is better....
Unfortunately I watched the first one at work. And jumped and screamed like a little girl. Kind of hard to say you "working on the self assessment form" when your screaming like a little bitch. Needless to say I was outed for watching videos of monster on Japanese school girl humping.
Gotta love those quirky Japanese folk, and their outlook on what is entertainment. This is one of the more reasonable ads, it seems. Ever seen clips of their game shows? Now that's entertainment at it's finest.
What's a Japanese?
Nex, I send links to editors about Japanese stuff. These videos were one of them.
if she was mexican, i would have laughed...
instead, i shat myself.
thanks nex.
Damn at that last vid.
Fuck, that scared the shit outta me. I was staring at the door the whole freakin time. GG.
AHHHHh...my pants were wet 2x...
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