Sega really isn't shy of throwing Bayonetta assets around, and the latest is a very saucy Japanese commercial that features a "real life" Bayonetta sucking on a lollipop and saying "Jim Sterling, you are so sexy and you probably have a really big thingie so you should totally do me out and get it up me and make a damp mess everywhere." Her words, not mine.
A few readers have been quite cynical about Bayonetta, claiming it doesn't look all that good. Those people are wrong about everything in life, ever, and I hereby stake my reputation on this game's quality. If Bayonetta is released and does not meet my exacting standards, then I will write a blog titled "Sony is great and PS3 fanboys are brilliant and I love them."
The challenge has been made. In the meantime, hit the link and watch the trailer.
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I love how something like 90% of Japanese commercials are just plain horrible or make no sense while the remainder are funny as hell - usually because they make no sense.
Looks great, but the character designs look a bit too ambitious to animate. Seriously, there's so much clipping with character models in cutscenes that it's almost funny.
Wow... this commercial actually raised my "want" of this game. That model was AWESOME! And I'm glad her head isn't all insanely smaller then her body like in the game.
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10:00 AM on 10.02.2009
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Although Jim now you kinda make me want the game to fail so that I can read that blog entry.
I'LL BUY IT AT A HIGH PRICE!!
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Most girls I know detest the word MOIST.
I sure do love some MOIST CAKE though!
Yeah like SEX WHEN YOU COME
I didn't hear him say he wasn't...
(Both the game and the model. *yum*)
*looks at model*
sounds about right
And yeah,this girl is hot also Penny Drake,the first bayonetta HOT model
yup, that's the catchphrase