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Jaffe: NGP is like a fresh pussy


9:00 AM on 01.30.2011
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Famous author Arthur C. Clarke once said, "Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." Famous game developer David Jaffe once said, "New hardware is like new pussy." Truly, the spirit of Clarke is born anew!

The God of War director has been speaking highly of Sony's PSP successor, the NGP, revealing that he wants one. However, he also shared his concerns for the techlust that envelops us all, equating new and exciting gizmos to new and exciting baby-squirters.

"New hardware is like new pussy," said the Lou Reed for a new generation. "It's exciting at first but after you've experienced enough fresh vagina over the years -- while there's still always a bit of excitement when something new comes along -- you learn that sooner than later, the new and exciting becomes the standard and dependable and so it's best to just stay focused and [grateful] on what you've got at the moment and if you need to make a change, it'll just happen organically."

Jaffe added that EDGE magazine could use that quote, as he made it just for them. I'm a little upset he didn't think of me, but screw it -- quoted him anyway.

Did I do journalism right?

David Jaffe compares Sony NGP to a vagina... in a good way [CVG]






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