I'm trying a little bit of an experiment here. It's called the "reference Jade Raymond's body parts in the headline and see what happens" experiment. It's my theory that Assassin's Creed, once an important game that had many people intrigued, has become next to meaningless now that a female is publicly involved and it has been demoted to "the game that Jade Raymond does something on. Oh my God, she has boobs."
For reference, Assassin's Creed has now gone gold and is set for a November 13th release, but it's not like that actually matters, because Jade Raymond happens to have breasts. Oh, and an arse too. Let us not forget the arse. They could have changed the game to one about Keenan & Kel going back in time to stop the Statue of Liberty being built so Keenan doesn't get spiked on her tiara in the year 2010, but nobody would notice anymore.
By the way, if you clicked on this post from an outside source thanks to the headline, congratulations! You have proven how easily manipulated the general public is and have become valuable data in one of my many cruel and unfair social experiments. Also, many congratulations to Jade Raymond and Ubisoft, who know damn well how to get attention for a game, even if it's not the game itself we're all looking at. I mean that sincerely, too.
This has been a lesson in business, ladies and gentlemen. I hope you were paying attention.
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3:50 PM on 10.25.2007
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but anyhow...
im torn, do i get the game for 360 or PS3?
Oh yeah, and I liked Assassin's Creed before the tits.
As for this post, Destructoid will officially be the #1 search result for "Jade Raymond breast" by the end of the day.
Is the PS3 version available on the same day or are we going to have the same scenario a la Stranglehold?
(oh, and that game she's working on)
Seriously, though, we really are a sad bunch, aren't we?
Cursory look at the title and all I saw was 'breasts + ass-ass-in'
On a more serious note, I am really curious to see how the game turns out. Though as packed as this holiday is, I don't think I'll be able to get it right away.
Superior version is Superior
Not very big, but nice and perky, probably very cute looking. I'd grab em
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Well, by a little at least...maybe.
http://game.blogdig.net/archives/articles/October2007/25/Jade_Raymond_has_big_ol__breasts_Oh__and_something_about_Assassin_s_Creed.html
totally snorking your content for ad revenue
The fact i get to see Jade Raymond promote the game all the time is a complete bonus.
And I'm not sure I'll get assassins creed next month, Rock Band has priority.
What do you think they are for?
Yes, I do feel bad about objectifying a women clearly talented and diligent enough to make it in this male-dominated industry. But this is the internet, so that's all justified. Really! That's the way it works.
Also, boobs.
Wait, what?
"YOU MADE A GOOD GAME AND YOU ARE A LADY, MAY I PET YOUR HAIR? I WANT TO STROKE IT AND PET IT AND TOUCH IT AND HOLD IT..."
Assassin's Bewb... er, Jade's Creed.
Seriously though, this game needs to come out! I WANT! Already pre-ordered the collectors edition, now just ship it!
Also: boobs.