Jack Tretton compares PS3 to Steak & Lobster; does not appreciate cheese fries

Why doesn't Tretton compare the PS3 to other random sets of things?

Because straight-up saying "we're better than you" would be an insult and a lie. I'm surprised they haven't come out and sait it already.

The Wii is a lollipop! haha, Tretton fucking wins..

Fake Jack Tretton Quote: "The PS3 is kind of like Freddy Krueger because it haunts my dreams, while the 360 is like Leatherface because it chainsaws people to death. And the Wii is like Jigsaw because it tells people to do crazy things and everyone does it and someone ends up cutting off their own foot with a pipe saw."

@RationalSide- What Riser Glen said. Please don't get all emo in my comments section.

There's no age limit on lollipops . . . imposing one on oneself causes you to miss out on sugary goodness . . .

Less conceits and more price drop

good news everyone! the steak and lobster is only $499 now...but they won't be making any more after tonight's dinner. they will have a new steak, lobster, and bread for $599 though!

People got to stop making comparisons of consoles and food. NOW.

yes, tretton is a large, large man...

but can he really deny those crysal meth laced lollipops?

funny, many games lately being announced for the PS3, finally digging out of their hole, and PR comes out and trashes the little good news there is.

lol, dont u love game-politics.

I'm a vegetarian.

Because real men can't like something simply because it's good. Real men don't eat lollipops, because lollipops are for kids and only silly kids would actually eat something that is yummy and fun.

Because the PS3 isn't about fun. It's about being the biggest. And that's why they're losing.

Its a perfect analogy really.

I fucking love candy and hole in the wall restaurants, fancy ass shit can gtfo.

Generally speaking, steak and lobster doesn't drop its price, then comes out with a new meal that contains more lobster that Europe doesn't get, while Europe says it's worthless and miscommunication happens all over the kitchen, making the cooks look like idiots in front of hungry people.

See, I can do stupid analogies as well.

Does anyone ever imagine a smoking hot girl with a lollipop in her mouth and just sucks and licks it reaching for the delicious center? This has nothing to do with the comments, I just want to say that the previous thought is ridiculously awesome.

Alright everyone, what did you expect him to say when he was specifically asked to compare the consoles to meals? Seriously, don't scrutinize what he says when he was inquired to do so specifically, he isn't just stopping people on the street to tell them his witty analogy.

That main course of PS3 does NOT look easy on the gums!

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

Here's the thought that not many people are thinking right now.

Why the fuck did Vicious Sid ask such a stupid question?

It's like he WANTED to make Jack Tretton speak PR bullshit.

Gamepro sucks, seriously.

I'm posting Joe's turtle again because it's just that awesome.

Yeah, this food analogy really sucks. Anyways, I've got my own analogy. A good analogy would be different types of women.

So anyways, the PS3 is this pretty good looking, high class chick you went out with. Sure, she's pretty to look at, but every time you try to get intimate with her, she always says something like "I'm not ready" or "Coming in 2008" Eventually you'll see that underneath all that makeup, she's not so great after all, and you can get more out of that girl next door.

So, lets say the 360 is that girl next door. She has this simple type of beauty that you've come to appreciate over time. After going out with her for a little while, already you've gotten her in the sack, and now you see her on a daily basis. She's someone you can always rely on for some good fun, she's even willing to have some friends join in for a bit of multiplayer.

Anyways last of all the Wii is like a smokin' hot hooker that's also cheap. Whenever you feel like something new and refreshing you can call on her, and know you'll have a good time. Although there may not be too much depth to her, she knows just how to have fun and there are even moments when you can be satisfied with her for quite a long time.

So i'm supposed to take a publication like Game Pro, that shat all over a sweet game like Killer 7 seriously?