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Jack Thompson versus The Unholy Alliance: Madman targets Defense Department photo

It's been a while since we poked fun at the silver-haired maniac known as Jack Thompson, but the videogame-obsessed protectobot of chilluns everywhere is making sure he's not forgotten. His plans for the new year involve a new target -- the United States Department of Defense. He's not just fighting games anymore, readers -- this is a man that can take on entire armies.

Thompson is going after the Defense Department for forming what he calls an "unholy alliance" with videogames. It's no secret that the military uses games as a recruitment tool, as America's Army has shown. Thompson has obviously started to believe that videogames are inherently evil creations forged in Satan's bric-a-brac shop and that the US DoD is now a malevolent force of darkness for daring to have very loose connections with this soul-fuelled engine of destruction.

In his latest rambling note, Thompson has lied that the Virginia Tech killer was a Counter-Strike enthusiast (it was later shown that Cho played nothing more violent than Sonic the Hedgehog) and makes vague allusions to "proof" of "long term immersion" in so-called "interactive violence." GamePolitics has the full barrel of mistruths and tarbrushing, and does such a great job of countering his wild claims that you really should check their post out.

While this is just another in a long line of the washed up old hack's pointless attention seeking, I wonder exactly how he expects the US Department of Defense to take him seriously. This is where I'd take glee from the fact that he's setting himself up to make some powerful enemies, but since Microsoft completely ignored his pathetic wailing, I doubt the military will care very much. This man is hilariously irrelevant outside of the very industry he hates.


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Yuxsux's Avatar
Yuxsux at 12/27/2007 22:41
Silly Jacko. Politics are for people who dont think frogger caused wars.
brosef's Avatar
brosef at 12/27/2007 22:46


That is all.
heroclixer87's Avatar
heroclixer87 at 12/27/2007 22:49
[img[http://www.wickedsunshine.com/WagePeace/Election2004/Images/AwJeez,NotThisShitAgain!.jpg[/img]
Necros's Avatar
Necros at 12/27/2007 22:50
As I've said before, the man is totally irrelevant due to his inability to accomplish anything substantial in his neverending crusade against games. Bravo for continuing to prove me right, Mr. Thompson.
heroclixer87's Avatar
heroclixer87 at 12/27/2007 22:50
and fail lets try that again.
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PwnDaddy at 12/27/2007 22:55
I'm starting to think that he is actually getting paid to act like an idiot in public. Like the Sony Defense Force or Ann Coulter. I mean, come on, that shit has to be planned, cause nobody is that stupid/insane.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 12/27/2007 22:55
What a silly man.
monosylabik's Avatar
monosylabik at 12/27/2007 22:59
i dont have a picture to equally convey the drunken slack eyed stare im giving this news article right now.
Cheeburga's Avatar
Cheeburga at 12/27/2007 23:14
Facepalm.jpg
DeusPayne's Avatar
DeusPayne at 12/27/2007 23:14
Is this a preemptive strike for all the people who want to stab him for saying hooah all the freakin time?
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 12/27/2007 23:26
Bravo Team, he's on to us. Take the shot.
Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 12/28/2007 00:01
Oh Jack, you never fail to entertain.
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OldschoolVgamer at 12/28/2007 00:10
Sweet Jesus you people are being a bunch of damn tools! Time and time again he's using the guy-you-love-to-hate persona to get attention from a lot of us gamers who he fully well knows are going to pay attention to his sorry old ass every time he makes a big fucking stink about something.

You're just fueling him...
Velt's Avatar
Velt at 12/28/2007 00:41
A week without some kind of JT news isnt a week.
Big Z's Avatar
Big Z at 12/28/2007 01:12
I could have my left kidney removed by a Puerto Rican whore and left to die in a bathtub full of ice and smile knowing "at least I'm not Jack Thompson."
BlueWolf72's Avatar
BlueWolf72 at 12/28/2007 01:55
ehhh Yuxsux:

Frogger is the cause of jay walking all over the world....
Fading Star's Avatar
Fading Star at 12/28/2007 02:08
Oh man...
:(
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Phoenix0783 at 12/28/2007 02:11
Speaking of 'studies' from the article; what I don't get is how ambiguous a study on game violence can be...

If they see that the heart rate doesn't go higher they'll say you don't have a problem killing people and that you are 'conditioned.' If you're heart rate goes up, they'll say that you're going after the rush and excitement. Loose loose for people like us.
BlueWolf72's Avatar
BlueWolf72 at 12/28/2007 02:28
The only study I liked about gaming was they determined that video games have no public safety issue it was smoking cigs
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CreamyGoodness7 at 12/28/2007 02:45
Why do I feel Jack Thompson draws more and more parallels with the 2007 Miss South Carolina every time he announces a new crusade?

Except Miss SC actually makes a little more sense...
Novalon's Avatar
Novalon at 12/28/2007 02:55
Woe is the day when the lunatic ravings of a madman are the hot topic.

Like most of life's problems, it's probably better if we ignore it, maybe it will go away.
Flakor's Avatar
Flakor at 12/28/2007 03:30


Massive Fail
Ravana's Avatar
Ravana at 12/28/2007 03:31
I tried that once when it burned to pee. Still burning!

I love Jack for his altruistic goals of world domination through media censorship. Right? Right?
liam2015's Avatar
liam2015 at 12/28/2007 03:52
LOL

Also, facepalm
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 12/28/2007 04:37
I would’ve typed “facepalm” into Google Images, but Jacko isn’t worth the effort.
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Amp at 12/28/2007 05:11
Usually when someone fails at something that person will tend to try something similar on a smaller scale and yet, Jack Thompson goes BIGGER!

Failed to win a trivial criminal case? Sue Rockstar.

Failed to win your case against Rockstar? Sue the Florida Bar.

Failed to take on the Florida Bar? Take on Microsoft.

Failed at ousting Microsoft? SUE YOUR OWN COUNTRY'S DEFENSE DEPARTMENT.

How long before he sues the world? Maybe even suing God?
Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 12/28/2007 06:37
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Professor Pew at 12/28/2007 07:13
Nice, roflcoptertoid :)
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BabyRus at 12/28/2007 07:18
I actually think it would be good to shed the spotlight on the govt's viloent video games to show what hypocrocy it would be if hillary and other senators actually started to pass laws censorship laws.
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Origim at 12/28/2007 07:44
"This man is hilariously irrelevant outside of the very industry he hates."

He'll soon be irrelevant in that industry as well. old Jack is in his last credibility legs as an activist if this is his new route.
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Holyetheline at 12/28/2007 08:33
*mimics Professor Pew's picture*
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pwned88 at 12/28/2007 08:41
So basically, we're not going 2 b rid of jacko until he dies. Well bush is really good at killing people <usually young men and women kind you> so jack's end could b near.
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blehman at 12/28/2007 08:57
Suing the defense department, hmmm? Aren't they the same defense department getting in trouble for taking people to different countries and torturing them? This could get interesting.
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cjpkiller at 12/28/2007 09:52
so... you indulge his attention seeking fantasies by posting front page news about him?
fuck jack Thompson, I could care less if hes fighting octopuses
leave him alone and he will go away.

also, the military does use video games as a recruitment tool, and I am staunchly opposed to that. especially when American news media poopoo's on militant video games based on palistinian attacks on israel, while the american military develops its own video games like america's army.
its bullshit, and for once I think jack thompson is taking on something that is morally wrong. getting kids to sign up for the military with the idea that ITS JUST LIKE A GAME OF HALO 3!
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Jim Sterling at 12/28/2007 11:06
The whole "omg justifying him" argument is old now. If you want to ignore him, ignore him. Personally, I think that using him for laughs as much as he uses us for attention is a more productive way of dealing with him.
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TheStripe at 12/28/2007 11:38
The DOD is going to do the same thing M$ did: Ignore him. Oppose him and you send the message that you're for selling violent games and firearms to toddlers, support him and the nation thinks (justifiably) that you're trying to wipe ass with the bill of rights. If you're a corporation or governing body, you basically just have to avoid him like the plague.
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king3vbo at 12/28/2007 11:58
NEEDS MOAR FACEPALM.JPG
catsithx's Avatar
catsithx at 12/28/2007 18:26
That's garbage Jack so shut your trap
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flaming burrito at 12/28/2007 18:58
who's this jack thompson guy?
Simmy's Avatar
Simmy at 12/28/2007 20:33
Just another excuse to "try" and get publicity.
I'm surprised he hasn't gone after Tom & Jerry - possibly the most violent cartoon ever made (just think about it)
Im OK's Avatar
Im OK at 01/04/2008 12:53
LOL Jack Thompson.
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