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Jack Thompson to subpoena ... the president!? photo

The craziest man to ever be declared sane, Jack Thompson, has pulled one of his wackiest moves yet as he has filed to subpoena George W. Bush for a deposition in his bid to keep his law license. Thompson of course is facing the loss of his right to practice law, thanks to him being something of a complete pudstick and facing two ethics complaints from the Florida Bar. The trial begins on November 26th and surely will provide hilarity, especially if Jacky Boy's attempts to call Bush to the stand is any indication of what we're going to see. GamePolitics has the scoop, as per usual, and this is Jacky Races' statement on the matter:

I have already sent the George and Jeb Bush subpoenas to Referee Tunis for her signature. She may run on this, but she can’t hide. She must sign the subpoenas, as her filing [of the Thompson Bar complaints] with the federal court has made the testimony I seek in the depositions of both men highly relevant to my Bar defense.

If the President’s position is that I do not get to depose him while he is in office, then I would note that Paula Jones' lawyers were able to convince a federal judge otherwise. If President Bush is successful is convincing the court that I must wait until he leaves office, that’s something I am prepared to do.

As GamePolitics points out, this could be a shrewd move on the part of Thompson Directory. If Thompson has to wait until Bush's presidency is up, that gives him until 2009, effectively stalling the whole humiliating process. Of course, that Jacky Brown thinks George Bush has any real reason to appear when most politicians don't even know who the hell he is indicates a logic that only he could fathom. Looks like someone's running out of ideas.

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Joe Burling's Avatar
Joe Burling at 09/06/2007 09:25
I'll bet Jack would love games if he gave them a chance.

Mxyzptlk's Avatar
Mxyzptlk at 09/06/2007 09:28
Jesus I wish I could peek inside of his brain for just a moment. There's got be all sorts of batshit crazy in there that psychologists haven't even come up with names for yet.
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 09/06/2007 09:32
Knowing George Bush, he'll probably bomb Jack Thompson
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AngelsDontBurn at 09/06/2007 09:33
This is GOLD! Props to Jack Thompson.
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Ryan 2502 at 09/06/2007 09:37
I don't know why Jack Thompson takes so much flak- he's one of the best comedians I know! ;) He always makes me laugh!
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MechaMonkey at 09/06/2007 09:37
Blehman, while normally I would put up my dukes and prepare for a bout of verbal sparring against the mass of ignorant comments made about the Bush administration on a daily basis, today I will allow it. I would cream myself and anyone within a 10-mile radius if Bush sent a Bunker Buster up Jackie's ass.

I really, really, really want to see how George W. Bush can provide any testimony that is even remotely relevant to his defense.
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Neonie at 09/06/2007 09:41
How does this man sleep at night? How the fuck does this man sleep at night KNOWING that over half the population either doesn't know who the fuck he is or hates his gut's.

Jack, does something productive with your life man, you'd be haveing more success in telling INDIVIDULE mom's their kids can't play videogames. In all the time you've wasted with this lawyer shit, you could of gotten a Physcology license and takled this issue on a more personal plain.

Face Palm.jpg Jack.. Face Palm.jpg.
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SourGr8pes at 09/06/2007 09:41
Cue the Benny Hill music. I think hilarity and wacky hijinks are going to come from this.
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RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/06/2007 09:41
Hey everybody, look at me! I'm Jack Thompson! I am so impoertant. I can do and say whatever I want, and when people try to get me in trouble, I sopoena the President.
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DeusPayne at 09/06/2007 09:43
Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.
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brainderailment at 09/06/2007 09:45
WOW, just when you think he could never do anything more batshit crazy, he outdoes himself.
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TehPhil at 09/06/2007 09:46
Just when I think Jack Thompson can't do anything more to make me thing he is a huge idiot, he pulls this. Either way once he is no longer recognized by the BAR we will all Ell Oh Ell as we play our violent video games. And the only real change he has made to the world is the fact that we all burned 5 calories laughing at his lifetime failure.
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Snaileb at 09/06/2007 09:48
1) Why is he suing?

2) If the whole world can't bring Bush to trial for more serious matters like wire tapping and torture, what makes him think he can?
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Oni at 09/06/2007 09:48
Y'know, I honestly don't believe this is any kind of stall tactic. I think Jack Thompson actually believes he's important enough to subpoena the President of the United States of America and have him appear, in the flesh, on the witness stand at trial.

Bill Clinton didn't even appear in the flesh on the stand during his own freaking IMPEACHMENT trial, FFS! What the hell makes Thompson think that GWB is actually going to show up?
blehman's Avatar
blehman at 09/06/2007 09:48
@MechaMonkey-I don't want to talk politics on this site, so let's just leave the ignorance part out of this. I was trying to make a funny.

I'm very well read on the politics of today
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masterledz at 09/06/2007 09:50
QUICK, THOMPSON! Enter the Konami Code! You'll actually get a life for once!
linuxguy's Avatar
linuxguy at 09/06/2007 09:50
america has TOO much lawyers who have too much free time
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/06/2007 09:56
@ blehman

I'm with ya. This isn't the place to get political, but I might have laughed more at Mechmonkeys statement than JT's subpoena.
Jim Sterling's Avatar
Jim Sterling at 09/06/2007 10:01
linuxguy: He'll have even MORE free time if the fuckwit loses his license.

Wait ... do we WANT that nutter to have even more free time?
MechaMonkey's Avatar
MechaMonkey at 09/06/2007 10:09
Yeah, I was pretty your comment was just a joke, but my comment worked better if I played it straight. No hard feelings, just working the delivery.
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dtomek at 09/06/2007 10:14
I can only imagine what sort of insanity he will come up with to put himself back in the public eye after (if) he loses his license.
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Snaileb at 09/06/2007 10:16
Someone answer my questions please, because all I can read in Jim's articles is monicle this and crumpet that.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 09/06/2007 10:24
@ Snail

Well the chap was saying that if the briket hit's the toaster the chap's monocle is going to fall off in the breiny tea bag. The crumpet over cooked the bloaks steamer and he went all wahhey wahhey and had a boiling post of anger stew.

Got all that mate?
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Necros at 09/06/2007 10:28
Wait...how is Bush relevant to Thompson and his ambulance-chasing at all?
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 09/06/2007 10:30
That bloke is a wanker, truly.
Neonie's Avatar
Neonie at 09/06/2007 10:31
Quite
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/06/2007 10:34
@ Snaileb

He's not suing the president, He's requesting that the judge order GWB to court to testify.

Thats the joksy stuffs. What could the president possiblytestify about in JT's disbarment hearing? He's got his head so far up his ass, he thinks he can subpoena the president to testify on his behalf.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 09/06/2007 10:35
Oh wow, he really has cracked the nut. Thanks for that, very intertaining.

Maybe they're buddies? It would explain alot of things.
DeusPayne's Avatar
DeusPayne at 09/06/2007 10:39

Quick, someone photoshop JT in there.
Snaileb 's Avatar
Snaileb at 09/06/2007 10:40
whoa!

*entertaining.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar
RICHARD BLOCKER at 09/06/2007 10:51
Orionsaint,
get on that photoshop. You are lord of the shop
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gamesronlygames at 09/06/2007 11:39
American lawyers and power hungry warmongering politicians make me ashamed to be an American. Thank God for democracy.
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jerrt at 09/06/2007 11:48
wow, i feel like i walked into an alternate universe. what the hell does he think he is doing? this shit should be televised. it would be bigger than the oj trial.
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mackisawesome at 09/06/2007 12:31
hopefully GTA: extra gory edition is out by then...
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DGX Goggles at 09/06/2007 14:37
HELLZ YEA! Jack Thompson just made it into my neutral list. The two biggest idiots in America facing off, just plain awesome.
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killatia at 09/06/2007 14:39
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Upgrayedd at 09/06/2007 14:41
Hilarity will indeed ensue.
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liam2015 at 09/06/2007 14:46
i found myself smiling while reading this. jack you crazy sonnafa bitch, once you lose your liscense, we'll all miss ya. your crazy antics made the day wothwhile.
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liam2015 at 09/06/2007 14:48
i found myself smiling while reading this. jack you crazy sonnafa bitch, once you lose your liscense, we'll all miss ya. your crazy antics made the day wothwhile.
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liam2015 at 09/06/2007 14:48
i found myself smiling while reading this. jack you crazy sonnafa bitch, once you lose your liscense, we'll all miss ya. your crazy antics made the day wothwhile.
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scottoid at 09/06/2007 15:00
wow...whos he gonna ask for help from next? we already know god dont like him, if he did he wouldnt be this damn stupid.
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JonDarkwood at 09/06/2007 16:16
He must think George W. Bush's logic is similar enough to his that Bush will be able to comprehend what the fuck Jack Thompson is trying to achieve.
Eschatos's Avatar
Eschatos at 09/06/2007 16:20
Celebrity Deathmatch: George Bush vs. Jack Thompson.

I like it. I like it a lot.
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ZombieEmily at 09/06/2007 16:39
Bush would end up winning. Jack head would asplode.
grrza's Avatar
grrza at 09/06/2007 17:01
holy crap! It's like the devil vs. hitler.

Obviously this is a matter of national security and deserves our leader's full attention though.
Jark212's Avatar
Jark212 at 09/06/2007 17:19
this is gonna be great...
i'll be watching CNN all November!!
Samit Sarkar's Avatar
Samit Sarkar at 09/06/2007 19:31
I’m no fan of Bush, but if I were him, I’d literally laugh in Thompson’s face.

“Oh, you want me to take time out of my day to appear and testify in your trial? Srsly? Sorry, but I gots to run a motherfucking country, son. GTFO!”
Axle's Avatar
Axle at 09/07/2007 04:34
Does anybody else agree that JT does more for the profile of videogames than any other individual?

I think he's great. A true legend of gaming. We should embrace him rather than disgrace him! Who's with me?
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PetiePal at 09/09/2007 19:15
You know I've come to love Jack. He's what I get entertainment from during the summer lull when all the shows are between seasons.
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WillyFourEyes at 09/15/2007 09:58
I'm beginning to think Jack's just doing it for the proverbial "lulz" now. He's lost so much face he might as well be wearing a "scary old man" mask.
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