In addition to being a "horrid person", an "attention whore", and "a guy I wouldn't rent a van to, for fear that he'd fill it with candy (for nefarious purposes)", Jack Thompson can now add "tremendously incompetent legal practitioner" to his ever-growing list of unflattering subtitles.
According to Game Politics, the suit Jacko brought against Brian Crecente's Hair Palace Gawker Media minion Kotaku, has been thrown out by Federal District Court Judge Paul "Check Yo' Self, Before You Wreck Yo' Self" Huck. His High Holy Judgeship declared that Mr. Thompson amended his complaints without using proper legal procedures, and that due to this gross miscalculation, his complaints have been thrown out. Possibly into a mud puddle.
Jack, on behalf of Jack, has claimed that Jack was distracted, both by the Florida Bar (the same association that seems to be maliciously persecuting him, his family, his dead ancestors, and this girl he used to date) and by an unnamed website that published his home address and phone number.
As much as this post was all about making fun of Jack, for the hundredth time this week, we cannot recommend posting people's personal information on this here Internet. Remember kids: it's all fun and games until someone catches a home invasion/rape/lynching in the eye.
Contest:
2:13 AM on 04.27.2007
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Its incredibly hard to type bb code when "Look, I drink", so I hope that worked...
Try #2
We're giving him the attention he so desperately wants..
I think his name is Jack, not John
It's a Reinhold that is a Judge.
That was just his l337 side writing, because deep down he's a gamer like us, playing the ultimate prank on the industry. Everything he achieved for us gamers in secrecy while we hated him will be revealed on his funeral..........Not!
Seriously, who uses a ...NOT joke in a legal document. It looks as if it was written by a 10 year old that's mad that the bully pushed him at recess.
he actuually used the phrase, ".........not" in a court document. He is truly, Lord of the douchebags.
He keeps trying harder and harder, and now it's to the point where no one listens to him at all, except for the other idiotic fundamentalist christian conservatives who also don't matter.
Jack Thompson, God hates you, and so does everyone else in this country. I think the people who like you the most are gamers, and that's because you provide their life with excitement and laughs. Never change, Jacko, you herpe you.
A=A, bizznatch!
Which also happens to be a dead ancestor...
I really don't give a shit about this fucker anymore.
http://lawofthegame.blogspot.com/2007/04/short-post-on-jack-thompson.html
Truer words have never been said.
......................................NOT!
(seriously, how is this not old meme yet?)
Jack Thompson files addendum to suit.
Blog "Law of the Game" posts flaws in legal filing.
Judge strikes down suit.
Jack promises to refile, possibly while tucking a printout of "Law of the Game into his briefcase.
Hrm...
(Actually, I wish he WOULD read Law of the Game, specifically this line: "Sensationalism will typically not yield the best results. Being reasonable and agreeable to compromise generally works much better.")
DUH!!!