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Jack Thompson sends gay porn to judge, doesn't even buy dinner first photo

My friends, it's almost time to start popping champagne corks, for the glorious day must surely be soon upon us when Jack Thompson's legal career is curb-stomped savagely into a fine red mist. For quite some time now things have been spirally downwards for everyone's favourite self-promoting human car crash. Professional misconduct charges, accusations of insanity, heart problems, and a series of actions not dissimilar to the malformed ravings of a Victorian asylum inmate have been steadily collecting together to built a grotesque portrait of freakery and failure not long for the professional world. With this current news it seems very much like a frame has been chosen for that portrait, and it's a frame sculpted from only the finest grade of tragic comedy. 

Jack, you see, has a long and embittered legal history with a gay activist lawyer by the name of Norm Kent. In a current case, Jack has accused the Bar - yep, he's pulling the "Iz it coz I iz Jack?" card again - of conspiring with Mr. Kent against him, and has stated that this has been the case for the last two decades. Paranoid much? 

In order to "prove" what a deviant his opponent is, Thompson has accused Kent - who runs the National Gay News site - of "distribution of hardcore porn to anyone of any age", and felt the need to hammer this point home by downloading and attaching images of graphic boy-love, completely unsolicited, to his complaint to the judge. In an explosion of the finest irony, the filing of the pictures now means that they're openly viewable on the public record. Nice one Jack! And the funniest part? Well, in a completely unheard of act of fact manipulation from Thompson, the cockular content he sent wasn't hosted on Kent's site at all, rather it was collected from various separate porn sites referenced in its Adult Links section. Well done JT, you've proved you can find gay porn on the internet. I can ride a bike and do my own ironing, you know. 

Judge Adalberto Jordan understandably did not enjoy finding a big load of penis in his papers and so has ordered Thompson to justify his actions and explain why he should not suffer a mighty legal whupping, involving possible contempt charges. Jack has responded with his usual attitude of "But I am blameless, and one day they will all see! Mommy says so!", severely playing up the martyrdom by claiming such an action was required to prove a point and professing that he would be willing to go to jail for his "principles". It remains to be seen how this one pans out, but personally I'm betting on the judge rather than the jester. 


 


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Necros's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:11
Necros
We always knew Jack was gay, now we have proof.
RICHARD BLOCKER's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:16
RICHARD BLOCKER
I'd fuck him.
BenHaskett's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:22
BenHaskett
I almost feel bad for this guy... I mean, how much public shame can one person handle?!

it's funny that you refer to him as a jester, because it really does seem like he's here just to make us laugh. It's like he's trying. Thrying very hard... as if he'll get beheaded if he doesn't amuse us at least once a day.
TheTaj's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:27
TheTaj
He's doing all the work for /b/
Holyetheline's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:33
Holyetheline
Wow, what a total fag.
infinity's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 14:55
infinity
YOUR A FAG

i think we need to be placing bets on exactly how he will show up in the news next. and no, everyone can't bet on "car accident".
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:04
Trevor McGee
@ jerrt

Thanks, much appreciated. ImageShack was pissing me off.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:09
blehman
lol @ neonie

Epic photo loading failure post. Epic.
kariomart's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:12
kariomart
Hey for anyone interested in contacting our hilarious friend, there's a handy little site called archive.org. And our friend used to maintain a hilarious little site called stopkill.com that has his email at the bottom. I figured we owe it to him to write in and thank him for all the laughs he's provided us over the years.
JonDarkwood's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:14
JonDarkwood
Jack's career reminds me of something...

This is Jack Thompson. He is an idiot. We trained him wrong, as a joke!
jerrt's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:20
jerrt
@ jon darkwood: great kung pow reference. it is so true.
@ trevor: no problem, glad i could help. i never thought about it till i saw jack of no trades recent bandwidth exceed with photobucket, but using imgred would save him bandwidth usage so he could squeeze more out of his non-pro account
moot button's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:53
moot button
What an effin clown. i wonder if he does balloon animals too. trying to think, speak, and wave his arms around like a chimp must be difficult for him, though most of us figured it out before we left the caves, and ditched the loincloth
Namelessted's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:53
Namelessted
that shit is just too funny. Thompson just keep burying himself in a deeper hole every day.
KamikazeTutor's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 15:55
KamikazeTutor
Hell, almost everyone must have already have that info, since he throws false cease and desists randomly to the air.
Trevor McGee's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:00
Trevor McGee
I've decided to add another pic to the fun. :D

PsychoSoldier's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:10
PsychoSoldier
Lets all have a party when is lisence's gets takeing away. Party at my house!
Frohike's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:16
Frohike
Queue hallelujah chorus in 3, 2, 1
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:27
Tino
Oh come on. Do you guys REALLY want Jack Thompson gone? Hes like Wimp Lo from "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist."

"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke."
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:28
Tino
Oh come on. Do you guys REALLY want Jack Thompson gone? Hes like Wimp Lo from "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist."

"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke."
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:28
Tino
D'oh, double post ftl.
Bloodborne's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:29
Bloodborne
Wow keep these pictures coming.
blehman's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:36
blehman
@TheMartino: JonDarkwood beat you too it.

Late Kung Pow post is late.
Im OK's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 16:54
Im OK
Someone with more Photoshopping skills than I should take some Cho Aniki screens and put Jack's face into those.


@boredinto

I... ...I really... I didn't need the mental image of seeing Jack Thompson's snatch polluting my brain, thank you very much. Anyone got any brain bleach?
Tino's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 17:36
Tino
Then I owe JonDarkwood props for being awesome.
UnnDunn's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 18:00
UnnDunn


Too true.
Raidensolid's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 18:14
Raidensolid
Good job there Jacky-boy. Looks like you've gone and landed yourself somewhere you're mouth can't get you out of...well...it can if you're held in contempt. Well, looks like he can't blame video games for his crimes, what scapegoat are you going to use this time Jacky?
realyst's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 18:34
realyst
This made my day.....wow.

Thanks, Jack. That was awesome. Know I will be giggling for weeks.
cfulp's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 18:50
cfulp
I'm never surprised by what he does. Anyone that compares the attack on pearl harbor to the PS2 is clearly unstable.
Samit Sarkar's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 20:35
Samit Sarkar
For some reason, this reminds me of the first episode of season 3 of The Office, “Gay Witch Hunt”:

Pam: Michael, Dwight’s looking at gay pornography on his computer.
Dwight: Uh...Michael knows, Pam...okay? He asked me to do this just for him. He has his own reasons.
Michael: Phew, okay. Nothing wrong with this stuff. At all. This is fine. You know what? Gay porn, straight porn...it’s all good. I don’t particularly get into this, but, uh...you know what? I totally see the merit. And, actually...it is quite beautiful.
Dwight: Oh, damn popups.
boxhound's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 20:41
boxhound
Jack Thompson loves the cock.

Priceless...
Boolean's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 20:52
Boolean
LOL @ jerrt. That's awesome
SuperDave's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/26/2007 22:35
SuperDave
Hey guess what Jack, U R MR. GAY

liqideos's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 00:56
liqideos
Ironic, Ironic, rub gay porn all over my body...

Jack Thompson charged with indecency.

And yes...there was a very bad Madonna reference in that first bit.
Burnt Meatloaf's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/27/2007 04:34
Burnt Meatloaf
Unfortunately, a victory here is a crushingly empty one.
Fading Star's Avatar - Comment posted on 09/28/2007 02:08
Fading Star
This is not good.
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