My friends, it's almost time to start popping champagne corks, for the glorious day must surely be soon upon us when Jack Thompson's legal career is curb-stomped savagely into a fine red mist. For quite some time now things have been spirally downwards for everyone's favourite self-promoting human car crash. Professional misconduct charges, accusations of insanity, heart problems, and a series of actions not dissimilar to the malformed ravings of a Victorian asylum inmate have been steadily collecting together to built a grotesque portrait of freakery and failure not long for the professional world. With this current news it seems very much like a frame has been chosen for that portrait, and it's a frame sculpted from only the finest grade of tragic comedy.
Jack, you see, has a long and embittered legal history with a gay activist lawyer by the name of Norm Kent. In a current case, Jack has accused the Bar - yep, he's pulling the "Iz it coz I iz Jack?" card again - of conspiring with Mr. Kent against him, and has stated that this has been the case for the last two decades. Paranoid much?
In order to "prove" what a deviant his opponent is, Thompson has accused Kent - who runs the National Gay News site - of "distribution of hardcore porn to anyone of any age", and felt the need to hammer this point home by downloading and attaching images of graphic boy-love, completely unsolicited, to his complaint to the judge. In an explosion of the finest irony, the filing of the pictures now means that they're openly viewable on the public record. Nice one Jack! And the funniest part? Well, in a completely unheard of act of fact manipulation from Thompson, the cockular content he sent wasn't hosted on Kent's site at all, rather it was collected from various separate porn sites referenced in its Adult Links section. Well done JT, you've proved you can find gay porn on the internet. I can ride a bike and do my own ironing, you know.
Judge Adalberto Jordan understandably did not enjoy finding a big load of penis in his papers and so has ordered Thompson to justify his actions and explain why he should not suffer a mighty legal whupping, involving possible contempt charges. Jack has responded with his usual attitude of "But I am blameless, and one day they will all see! Mommy says so!", severely playing up the martyrdom by claiming such an action was required to prove a point and professing that he would be willing to go to jail for his "principles". It remains to be seen how this one pans out, but personally I'm betting on the judge rather than the jester.
He's over!
Jack Thompson. Gay. Confirmed.
OH DON PIANO!!!!
Jack Thompson, without you we would have nothing to make fun of, but each other...
How can anyone take this guy seriously.
Is this a joke? Are you jerkin' my junk?
Hahaha. The first Jack news worth publishing since 2 Live Crew!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is so funny to me. What a moron. If he were a real lawyer I think he would have been able to see this one coming, but alas...
I hope he gets his wish. I hope he goes to jail for "his principles." I hear a lot of lonely Neo-Nazi inmates love heroic lil men like Jack goin' to the big house for principles. It'll be a match made in heaven.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
the only way it could be any better would be if he got shipped off and his cellmate was a kid who murdered people "because of GTA" and got locked up for it (rightfully so). They'd have so much to talk about while the kid stuck a bar of soap up Jack's cornhole.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
No more Thompson GET!
Beat you to it, lol.
Yeah, Jack's got to be in the closet or something. He's so screwed up, I wouldn't really be surprised.
You can tell that porn's on the laptop screen because he's exchanged his regular eyeglasses (on the table) for his pornglasses.
....what did you expect from Jack Thompson? Hes crazy as a muthafucka
Gay porn? Paul Revere? ...this wins. Internet over. We have a winner.
Well, i think this is the final proof that, after all, JT is very gay (with all the respect that the gay comunity deserves), and is in denial (he need to go to a gay parade in amsterdam).
What's there to say except: the internet needs more Jack Thompson pictures for shoops!
Hmm, "protecting the children" apparently means "making gay knob-job pictures publicly available." Or maybe he just forgot that court documents in a bar hearing are basically unrestricted access.
@Mozgus,
Are you sure it isn't Jack jerking your junk?
Seems his problems with video games has less to do with game violence but more of the lack of hardcore mansex. If he can't have one then no one can have the other.
Ok people now is the time to unite and remove Jack Thompson from our lives!
Contact the Judge through all means possible and educate his staff on how much of a nuisance Jack Thompson really is. The world does not want a Jack Thompson. There may still be some hope left in our judicial system. The govt is supposed to be here "for the people" and "by the people" If "the people" speak, then law and govt judicial system should listen and respond accordingly.
Adalberto Jordan
U.S. District Judge
301 North Miami Avenue, 8th Floor, Miami, Florida 33128
Phone Number: (305) 523-5560
Assigned Courtroom: Courtroom 8
Trevor, dude... it's just not gonna happen.
I don't see why not, it's my own picture damn it. Stupid ImageShack!
Oh noes! Jack has caught teh GAYZ!!
Heck yes.
Rainbows FTW!
You know Jack, a good sign that you may be an asshole is if you refer to yourself in the 3rd person. Just throwing it out there.
Dear Jack "Douche" Thompson,
What happened? It used to be fun making fun of you. Back when we could make a game of it. Now it's as though you've been trapped in some sort of downward spiraling vortex of self abuse and incrimination. What happened to your brain's Dont Do Ignorant Sh*t Cortex? You've taken all the fun out of showing the world what an incredible waste of space you are. Lame.
Sincerely yours, but not in that way,
Copesetic
JT needs to be stopped at all cost, failure to stop him means he goes to the slammer for hard time
then who will we demonize?
Geezus... the headline and the photo caption is so awesome.
All the internets for Destructoid
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he loves teh cock
I've been right all along, Jack is the NEW CHRIST, next hes going to do something that warrants a death sentence.
You missed the best part, that he actually thinks he's the winner in this situation.
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fuck.
BBCode much?
Jackie r lawl
Best thing I've read today.
Wow, Jack Thompson continues to be too hilarious for parody.
BEST WEEK EVER!!
HALO 3!!
JACK THOMPSON GAY !!
GOT A NEW CELL PHONE!!
can i just say win.
What the hell? This ones crazy, even for Jack, and that's saying something.
lolz all over the place.
So, Jack was proven legally sane by a psychiatrist right? But maybe they should have just tested his intelligence. Clearly his self-righteousness just trumps any rationality a normal human being might have.
Hey, fuck you too, imageshack.
You guys should hire an editor...
Oh Jack.... Thanks for all the laughs!
to all those that are getting hotlinking errors, seriously look into www.imgred.com for fixing your problems. with any luck imgred will read the link to the original picture fine, then you won't have to worry about image shack giving you crap.
second, we need to start find a place for the party. i mean, his days have to be numbered, i don't want to be unprepared when he finally gets disbarred.
for you trevor
Yeay! Jack is doing all the hard work for us!
Jack Thompson is the new Britney Spears...its only a matter of time before he shaves his head, shows us his snatch, and goes to rehab.
I have spoken!
Jack Thompson is a Hard Gay! Hooooooooooooooooooo!!
We always knew Jack was gay, now we have proof.
I'd fuck him.
I almost feel bad for this guy... I mean, how much public shame can one person handle?!
it's funny that you refer to him as a jester, because it really does seem like he's here just to make us laugh. It's like he's trying. Thrying very hard... as if he'll get beheaded if he doesn't amuse us at least once a day.
He's doing all the work for /b/
Wow, what a total fag.
YOUR A FAG
i think we need to be placing bets on exactly how he will show up in the news next. and no, everyone can't bet on "car accident".
@ jerrt
Thanks, much appreciated. ImageShack was pissing me off.
lol @ neonie
Epic photo loading failure post. Epic.
Hey for anyone interested in contacting our hilarious friend, there's a handy little site called archive.org. And our friend used to maintain a hilarious little site called stopkill.com that has his email at the bottom. I figured we owe it to him to write in and thank him for all the laughs he's provided us over the years.
Jack's career reminds me of something...
This is Jack Thompson. He is an idiot. We trained him wrong, as a joke!
@ jon darkwood: great kung pow reference. it is so true.
@ trevor: no problem, glad i could help. i never thought about it till i saw jack of no trades recent bandwidth exceed with photobucket, but using imgred would save him bandwidth usage so he could squeeze more out of his non-pro account
What an effin clown. i wonder if he does balloon animals too. trying to think, speak, and wave his arms around like a chimp must be difficult for him, though most of us figured it out before we left the caves, and ditched the loincloth
that shit is just too funny. Thompson just keep burying himself in a deeper hole every day.
Hell, almost everyone must have already have that info, since he throws false cease and desists randomly to the air.
I've decided to add another pic to the fun. :D
Lets all have a party when is lisence's gets takeing away. Party at my house!
Queue hallelujah chorus in 3, 2, 1
Oh come on. Do you guys REALLY want Jack Thompson gone? Hes like Wimp Lo from "Kung Pow: Enter the Fist."
"Pay no attention to Wimp Lo, we purposely trained him wrong... as a joke."